4:04pm
: Jess, can you please place an order of 500 assorted flowers and send them to Kara Danvers' office at CATCO please for tomorrow.
: of course miss luthor
: if you don't mind me asking, what's the occasion?
: Just to thank her for being a wonderful best friend.
: alright miss luthor i shall have those flowers ordered for tomorrow
: anything else?
: 'best friend'
: lol 'best friend'
: we sense gay
: Wait, the engineers are on this chat too?
: well it is called l-corp miss luthor
: kara danvers is the one who always visits us employees in the lab right and brings us all coffee and remembers all of our orders right?
: yes rosie
: oh okay then
: are you guys talking to each other on the same chat on the same phone under the same account?
: yes
: duh
: we need to make a new video about this
: agreed
: let's title it 'oblivious gays'
: Please refrain from doing that.
: they're writing notes already
: ...
: i'll help
: Betrayal, Jess?
: me too
: me three
: i'm helping too
: ...
6:34pm
: guess who i just arrested
: who?
: none other than veronica sinclair
has entered the chat
: wtf why are you here
: it s ver y d iff icult to t yp e w i th han dcuf fs on
: she's like one of the most wanted at the deo
: he y lan e ;)
Veronica?
: o m g lena? hold up lemme br e ak out o f this ho l din g cell
: shit we've lost her
: how did you even break out of the cell? isn't it secured with iron bars?
: bitch i have skills
: how do you know lena?
: oh look it's kara danvers aka supergirl
: ...
: is it really that obvious?
: yes it is
: Me and Veronica went to boarding school together.
: you forgot the fact that i'm your best friend too
: jeez
: And she's my best friend too.
: What were you arrested for now?
: she was arrested for money laundering this time
: excuse me
: did you even see me hang money on washing lines
: no you didn't therefore i'm not a criminal
: that's not what money laundering means...
: you're lucy lane right?
: the younger, bi-er version of lois lane?
: uhhh yes?
: we should go out for drinks some time ;)
: what am i witnessing
: i don't think that's the best idea since i'm the co-director of a secret government organisation who has you on our wanted list
: Veronica, what are you doing at my window?
: open the fucking window dumbass
: well that's a shame lane
: There.
: thank you
: I'm harbouring a fugitive aren't I.
: well not anymore
: i just sent dimples my bail money
: this is laundered isn't it
: ;)