The Strongest System
Yours Truly shall have all of you bow down to me! Arriving in this brand-new world, Lin Fan found himself in possession of a system which allows him to level up indefinitely unbounded by the limitations of this world. Upon learning a powerful technique of Monkey Steals Peaches, Lin Fan realises that he’s poised to literally become the strongest person in this entire world. But of course, how boring would that be unless the whole world gets to know about his great name? Shameless. Righteous. Smart. Lin Fan will let no one (or balls) stand in his way to glory! Hilarious for all the wrong reasons and exciting for all the right ones, this novel will definitely have you roaring out in laughter and set your blood pumping all at the same time. Join us in this rollercoaster of a masterpiece with Lin Fan and his trusty sidekicks as he shows the world what it truly means to be YOURS TRULY. There is a person, whose entire life is a legend. There is a person, whose extraordinariness radiates from his brows There is a person, his name is Lin Fan. Everybody: “Lin Fan, I want to have your babies.” A dominating life of unrestrained swag needs no explanation.
Trolling Me?
Editor: Hitesh_
Half a month later…
A figure sat cross-legged in the endless void. However, his face was stupefied.
Blergh!
"No more! I can't take it anymore!" Right now, Lin Fan was teary eyed as he could barely endure the 'ordeal'. He had popped in so many pills that it was almost revolting right now, his entire mouth filled with the fragrance of pills. Initially, this was quite the exciting thing to do, and he was filled with an unlimited amount of motivation. But now that half a month had passed doing precisely that, he was even harboring thoughts of suicide.
"Bloody mother*cker! To think that even popping down pills could get so disgusting! Who in the world could compete with me like this?" Lin Fan was indignant in his heart. There were simply too many pills that he truly wanted to puke out.
However, it wouldn't do if he didn't continue popping them down! These were experience points, an endless and limitless amount of experience points!