Yours Truly shall have all of you bow down to me! Arriving in this brand-new world, Lin Fan found himself in possession of a system which allows him to level up indefinitely unbounded by the limitations of this world. Upon learning a powerful technique of Monkey Steals Peaches, Lin Fan realises that he’s poised to literally become the strongest person in this entire world. But of course, how boring would that be unless the whole world gets to know about his great name? Shameless. Righteous. Smart. Lin Fan will let no one (or balls) stand in his way to glory! Hilarious for all the wrong reasons and exciting for all the right ones, this novel will definitely have you roaring out in laughter and set your blood pumping all at the same time. Join us in this rollercoaster of a masterpiece with Lin Fan and his trusty sidekicks as he shows the world what it truly means to be YOURS TRULY. There is a person, whose entire life is a legend. There is a person, whose extraordinariness radiates from his brows There is a person, his name is Lin Fan. Everybody: “Lin Fan, I want to have your babies.” A dominating life of unrestrained swag needs no explanation.
The next day, in the morning…
Lin Fan always believed in this one saying.
The early bird gets the worm.
In an outer sect where the competition was this intense, Lin Fan needed to make use of every second and minute.
Morning, noon, afternoon.
Every day, Lin Fan could only utilize these times to go observe the outer sect disciples. The rest of the time, the outer sect disciples would hole themselves up in their own homes to train. To Lin Fan, he felt that the houses were cramped to the point one would easily catch a disease from being in there too much.
Lin Fan wandered about outside the dining hall, his bright two eyes glancing all about the surroundings. But at this moment, Lin Fan's eyes lit up as he discovered his target. In front of him, two people were bitterly quarreling away as if any moment a fight could break out.
"My fellow two brothers, calm down. If there is any issue, just talk it out. Don't ruin your relationship." Lin Fan immediately stepped forward and said. "Junior brother you came at just the right time. Hear this, last time he borrowed ten of my "Circulation Pills" saying that he wanted to raise his current cultivation base, and that next month he would give me ten extra "Circulation Pills." But, he now refuses to pay up, isn't this despicable?" The person talking didn't look particularly strong. His expression was angry, but the moment Lin Fan appeared, it gave him an opportunity to vent out his anger.
The other outer sect disciple was unable to hold back upon hearing this, "You are completely lying, I never said I would give you ten extra pills. Junior brother, don't listen to him! I only said I would give him one extra pill."
Seeing what the two persons were arguing about, Lin Fan gave a slight smile. Who would've thought that within the sect there would be loan sharks?
"My fellow two brothers, listen to me. So any of you have a written testimony?" Lin Fan asked with a serious face.
"No, I trusted him, that's why I gave it to him. Who would've thought he was this kind of a person?"
"You are just making stuff up. What do you mean this kind of person? It was decided beforehand I would only give one extra pill for this deal…"
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Seeing the two once again starting to argue, Lin Fan hastily grabbed the two people, "My fellow two brothers, please just listen to me."
"Alright, junior brother go ahead then."
"Right."
Lin Fan looked at the two people, "My fellow two brothers it seems as if both of you were friends correct?"
"Hmph! That was the past. We're not friends anymore."
"I also don't want a friend like you."
Lin Fan smiled and said very seriously, "My fellow two brothers, becoming enemies over something like this, don't you think it's quite a loss?"
After hearing Lin Fan say this, the two people both paused for a moment.
"If he gives me my ten medicinal pills, then we'll still be friends."
"Impossible, if you admit you're wrong, then I'll continue being your friend."
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After that, the two people began arguing again. Lin Fan gave a sigh and flexed his hands, "My fellow two brothers, don't argue. This issue, just leave it to me to handle. I will definitely make sure you two become friends again."
The two looked at Lin Fan suspiciously, not understanding just what this junior brother was trying to do. But the next second, they both instantly experienced it.
"Monkey Steals Peach."
'Ding… congratulations"Monkey Steals Peach"experience + 300.'
'Ding… congratulations"Monkey Steals Peach"experience + 300.'
'Ding… congratulations on defeating fifth level precelestial disciple, experience + 400.'
'Ding… congratulations on defeating fourth level precelestial disciple, experience + 300.'
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Lin Fan then looked down towards the two people who were crouching down while clutching their crotch in pain, gave a wave and then went on his merry way. For Lin Fan, he felt that if these two people had a common enemy, they would surely become friends. So, in order to allow these two people to rekindle their pure friendship, so what if he played the role of the bad guy?
Who could blame him since he was such a good person who was determined to help others?
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Along the way, Lin Fan ran into several problems, and each time, Lin Fan would be the first to step up to resolve the issue. Even though this made the other parties hate him, none of this mattered to Lin Fan. Because what he was doing was for their own good, so one day they would come to surely understand it.
"Oh, senior brother Han…" At this time, Lin Fan saw Han Lu and remembered what happened last night. Lin Fan then began feeling a bit guilty about it. Han Lu seemed to be in a good mood today. Yesterday night, he had successful attained fifth level precelestial. Although he couldn't make it to sixth level precelestial, at least he made a good start.
But at this moment, Han Lu heard someone call him and looked around puzzled. But when he saw the person calling him, his expression immediately changed. He lowered his head and quickened his pace, pretending he didn't see this person.
Because Han Lu feared that he wouldn't be able to control his emotions and would try to mercilessly kill the said person.
"Senior brother…Senior brother." Lin Fan shouted out a few times, but upon seeing Han Lu ignore him, he let out a sigh. That senior brother was far too stingy. Lin fan then went back to business as usual, continuing his 'good deeds' solving the problems of his fellow sect brothers.
After Lin Fan's continuous efforts, the experience of"Monkey Steals Peach" rose quickly.
'Ding… congratulations"Monkey Steals Peach"level up.'
Lin felt immensely joyful at this point. His "Monkey Steals Peach" leveled up. He wondered what "Monkey Steals Peach" would become like after it was upgraded.
With Lin Fan's continuous use of "Monkey Steals Peach", he then realized this underhanded martial skill, if raised to a certain level, would be a powerful existence. It seemed that the world's martial skills all started from simple to advance, even the top tier martial skills were also created by others.
The origin of these creations most likely also started from the basic. Only through continuous experimenting and continuous cultivation did they finally become top tier martial skills.
"Monkey Steals Peach" only had one move, so the only person able to master it to such an extent and raise it to beyond its original level was most likely only Lin Fan. Even the creator of "Monkey Steals Peach" couldn't compare to him. Lin Fan had one dream at the moment, which was to raise the underhanded martial skill "Monkey Steals Peach" to a top tier martial skill.
When Lin Fan walked into the dining hall and looked around, he realized that there were several people gathered in the vicinity. Lin Fan's heart leap with joy, 'All right! It seems another big incident is about to happen.' Lin Fan then immediately bounded forward. But when Lin Fan saw the situation inside, he lost all motivation.
'Wang Tianfeng, this ten experience points guy again?' Currently, Wang Tianfeng had found yet another weakling.
The person who had his food stolen was likely a newly initiated junior brother, but this junior brother was a bit strange. His face was very calm, but Lin Fan sensed an immense anger burning within this junior brother's eyes. And the anger wasn't the average type of anger, but instead a killing intent kind of anger.
The surrounding people whispered about.
"Fang Han is quite unlucky."
"Yeah, only just entering and having to deal with this, it's rather sad."
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"You can get lost now." Wang Tianfeng looked at Fang Han and said disdainfully. Wang Tianfeng recently had been through a lot of failures, so picking on these weaklings felt really good to him.
At this point, Fang Han clenched his teeth while looking at Wang Tianfeng. He understood that the person backing up Wang Tianfeng was Yi Zhongyu, so he could only endure. In the future, he definitely would obliterate this scumbag. Even Yi Zhongyu was merely a small stepping stone towards his future.
And what gave Fang Han this much confidence was the fact that he possessed the heritage of the Ancient Great Devil Emperor of the Devil's Way. Lin Fan looked at the current situation unfolding in front of him. Seeing the newly initiated junior brother being bullied by Wang Tianfeng, he felt that since he was a senior brother, he should also act like one.
Lin Fan coughed a few times lightly, "Wang Tianfeng, do you want to eat peaches again?"
At this moment the still very arrogant Wang Tianfeng heard this sentence and was stunned for a bit, then turned around and saw Lin Fan. His expression slightly changed as he felt his crotch become chilly.
Then without saying a word, he placed the meal back on the table, turned around and walked away. Upon seeing Wang Tianfeng leave, Lin Fan also didn't bother to stop him. After all, he was merely a scrub that was only worth ten experience points, what else was there to say.
"Thank you, senior brother." Fang Han coldly said then took his meal and left.
"Oh, so he's also a bit cold. Not bad, not bad…" Lin Fan smiled. The more attitude a person had, the better because a person with more attitude would also grow better in the future, and become his experience farm.