Babies are useless

Alexander is my name, it seems that I was a little rushed the first time I heard my name.

A year has passed since I was born I have read many novels in which babies speak at the age of 1 but i now understand that it seems that they have not passed for this of being a baby while they preserves his memories, obviously

I will tell you my life during the first months I did not see shit, I do not understand what they say therefore the only thing I do is eat and sleep.

In fact I still don't understand shit because my newborn ears are not calibrated or what the fuck. When I thought I understood a little what they were saying, it turned out that I had no idea.

The only thing I can do is crawl and if I really try I can take a couple of steps , so I can already do three things: eat, sleep and crawl. Being a baby is tremendous shit.

Surely a baby would have no idea what is happening and would not care about anything, the problem is that I am 19 years old when I died and I find out everything that happens

Yes maid I saw you when you stumbled

Yes, mom and dad I saw you fucking the other day because you thought he was asleep and I would give anything for having been

Oh, I forgot to tell you that I seem to be some kind of prince or something, not that I understand much apart from the fact that there is a maid in my room constantly, that the room is full of golden and luxurious things and that my parents dress as if they were to receive an Oscar every time I see them

Another year has passed now i am 2 years old obviously

I can already understand this strange language of balls, it is as if you put together Esperanto and Chinese a very strange mixture sincerely. My suspicions are confirmed I am the crown prince of the Lotrish empire for what they say is the largest empire of humanity

They also think that I am a genius, I do not really blame them that your son of a year and a half speaks is quite rare not to say impossible, if it happened to me I would have already called an exorcist or something like that, not for nothing, just to make sure you know ... but they seem to have taken it pretty well they even had a party

My mother's name is Martha and my father's is Karlman

My mother is a young woman in her twenties or so, she has big emerald green eyes and ice-white hair. She is personally the most beautiful young woman I have ever seen. My father is a lucky bastard. Apparently my mother was the princess of another human empire that has been eradicated but they don't want to tell me who did it

My father has black hair and blue eyes he's almost a deep cyan blue he's actually a pretty handsome young man too

And then there's me with my mother's white hair and my mother's blue eyes just a little bit darker.

I really enjoy behaving like a baby so apart from being a genius for talking and walking I am quite normal

In some novels the baby goes to explore the library or something like that but I am sorry to tell you again that these people have never been a baby heir to an empire. I once tried to leave the room, to realize that it is impossible for me to open the door obviously, even if I magically did it, how the hell I was going to find a book in a huge castle In addition to not knowing how to read and I would only stay awhile watching stupid glyphs.

The first time I went to the throne room, I swear to God that it takes 20 minutes to get to my room and that's because my mother was carrying me.

And of course most importantly, if you keep reading my imaginary baby daily until now you may have noticed that I have not talked about magiiiiiic, I have not seen any complicated magic, just home magic, which apparently is magic that everyone can use when they are 5 years old. Nobody has wanted to explain a lot about magic to me, but they say it is called Qi and it is in all things, Classic. They say that teaching me that kind of thing is the obligation of my tutor and that when I grow up my tutor will teach me everything I need to know.

From what my parents have told me at the age of 5 on the spring solstice, children should go to the temple of the gods and receive their class and skills, from there you can use magic but before it is totally impossible and you I assure that I have tried.

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"Mom I want to have a tutor to teach me how to read pleaseeeeee" Alexander said in his mother's arms as he made his infallible face to ask for something.

"In fact, your father and I had planned to assign you one when you turn 3, but I suppose that in the meantime I can teach you how to read and whoever teaches you about our world and literature and others." Martha said with the sweet look with which she always looked at her son

" Okayyyy " 'hehehe i made it'

Inside he was a 20 year old man but outside he was a little prince of 2 years, is there a more lethal combination?

Learning to read and write in this world was not as difficult as I thought in two months he could write and read with total ease , wait maybe I'm a genius?

Some time has passed and I am already 3 years old, today is the day that my tutor comes to teach me for the first time because of what my parents have told me is a really talented wizard of the wind element, it seems that he is a famous tutor of the empire and I even teach my father, he is surely an old decrepit and grumpy man

The door of my room opens to give way to a young woman with green hair and pale skin, her beauty rivaled that of my mother but even so that was not the most striking thing of all, the most incredible thing were his pointy ears. Pointy ears!!!!!

'Don't fuck with me an elf'!