TRMJ: MEET MARY JANE

Hi, My Name is Mary Jane Panogan, They said that I am Bisexual for I have so many Girl Crushes in our school.

But Really Guys? -_- I am really a girl tssskk!, I am Four Feet standing, I can really say that I'm a small Girl, Sometimes I've been mistaken as a High School Student(Also sometimes they mistook me for a Grade School Student) when in fact I am already in my second year in College.

When it comes to My Body, my friends will always tease me for being flat as in Really "FLAT" even my height is also flat-four (I've emphasized it already Guys don't worry ^.-) , Well there are still things that are not flat in me I still have curves.

In our school, I have so many girl crushes. I admit it I am more attracted to girls than boys, and also I admit that I am a stalker sometimes my friends find it creepy but I don't think so ahahaha or It just me? They said I looked like an obsessed, well? I admit I am obsessive most of the time when it comes to my Girl Crushes ^.^ But who cares right? But despite everything I am still proud to be a deans lister in our school yah! You heard it I am quite smart.

I love sport especially basketball you wanna ask why? I think basketball is cool!.

I don't like GUYS it is in a capslock so that you will know, you wanna ask why? as I've said I am attracted to girls, and I can't imagine myself liking a guy like duh? I've had enough of them especially the Borslak Boys like what the?! they are always pestering me each and every time, But I have a Friend, Best Friend to be exact his name is Tap Yanu he is from the same school as mine, he is clumsy, nerd, smart, but most of the time he is dumb and being bullied by those bullies and as a Best Friend I need to save my friend always.

Borslak Boys are afraid of me why? because all of them are courting me like ewww!, who would like them? I mean they are bully? and they don't know anything but to bully people.

Oh, Sorry I've done a really long introduction okay let's go back to what is happening.

krrriiiiinnggg! (sound the dog that swallowed an alarm clock )

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BOOOGGGGSSSSSHHHH!

...placck (SOUND OF THE hammer that being thrown to the dog. WAHAHAH I told this story means no harm to anyone but this is just so unbelievable so expect more unbelievable things here ahahha)

....kringggg!!!

...kringgg!!! (Butch Barked)

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My God, This dog really smells very bad, He smells like a septic tank that is full of poop.

SPLASSSSSHHH....

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WHAT THE HECK?! WHO DID THIS TO ME?

"Hey, Tomboy you need to get up already or else you will be late for your school". Kuboks said. By the way, meet my ever-loving Brother Bert see? he is so loving to me.

"What the heck Kuboks didn't you know that I'm still sleeping?". I shouted angrily as in angry.

"Stop your mouth from cursing Jane it's not good to hear and I will tell Momma that you keep on cursing at me". Kuboks said while smirking at me. Like eww it doesn't suit him well.

TO BE DEAD (CONTINUED) -------->