Growing up

Report on the Imperial Family.

Hello! it's Valera! and Channel One!

Greetings to all viewers of our channel, my condolences to the rest.

Today, right now, my team and I are at the Imperial Palace in St. Petersburg! Two years ago, Her Majesty Catherine - gave birth!

Previously, the absence of a successor to the imperial throne was a huge problem, but now, a legitimate heir has appeared - Blessed by God!

But our team is here for a reason! Today we will interview - the Lord Emperor!

The doors have been opened for us, please come through.

Show the walls, Vadim! on the walls are replicas of famous paintings that were presented to the Imperial family! why replicas? because all the paintings, they placed in the St. Petersburg Museum of Art.

Wait, Vadim, the study of Alexander I appeared before your eyes.

Behind this door is our sun-faced emperor.

Knock knock, your majesty, let me come in.

Come in, and stop talking to me like that.

How do you say, your honor?

Ehhhh ... let's get down to business.

Oh yes! sure.

First question, Your Majesty, what about your son.

about a child? Are you talking about how my wife got pregnant? Well…

Pshshshsh * (sound off TV)

Again, again this propaganda of the Romanov personality cult ...

At the same time, at the Romanov estate.

Mom, where is Dad? he promised to play with me.

Pronounced a two-year-old with ruby ​​eyes and platinum hair.

Don't worry, dad left for a while, he left to give interviews, he'll finish and come straight to us.

The woman on whose lap the baby was sitting answered.

: I see, I understand, of course, the media personality is all about it, but how many interviews, how many invitations have been over the past two years? are they joking there ?:

Two hours later, at the Romanov estate.

Dad! you are back.

Yes, son, dad is here.

Two days later Somewhere In Finland.

This rubbish is shown even on billboards, ugh!

When I moved into the body of a child, I thought it would be boring until a certain age.

It turned out not quite so, my parents are sincere people, with adequate approaches to life.

And they are happy to spend time with me, which is of course good news.

But apart from spending time with my parents, surfing the Internet, and spending time in the family estate, I have no other way to kill time.

So ... yes, boring, but only partly.

I don't want to sound rude, but the everyday life of a child is not interesting, even for a child like me.

So I decided to wait until the right age, and show my ability, show my learning ability.

No, I do not want world fame, on the contrary, I am trying to avoid it, I want to show my independence to my parents so that they do not overly patronize me, and let me float freely, at the same time not worrying about my safety, too much.

I want to go to a small town and from there get to the top.

The fourth-year from birth * Christ *

Today is the first day of my serious education, no, it's not that they didn't study my education before, but it wasn't serious, alphabet, play-dough development, and oral literature lessons.

Today a tutor will come to me, that is, this is the day of the beginning of my home education.

Kind of like an important day, but sort of like spit.

Without giving time for my thoughts to end, as there was a knock on my door, And my older sister came in with a fraternal complex (a damn shooter), with a girl of her age.

Arthur, I told you that I would find you a tutor, I present to you! This is Vika, my friend, and the head of our class! she is a real genius, she has already saved up for her higher education, thanks to grants.

H-hi, my name is veronica, would it be nice to work with you ?.

Hello, it's nice to meet you, Veronica, I'm Arthur.

I think it was interesting for me to study with her.

With her, these eight years passed unnoticed.

She is very nice, I especially liked the situation a week ago.

So what's the wiki on install?

By the way, it's very strange that she doesn't like an instant, but she's leading her anyway, a strange girl.

A good photo, she was really confused, a beautiful picture.

Like, what's in the comments? What is this son of shit writing about?

Commentary: Do you hear, sh * ha! How old are you for all this, did you have to suck? worked with her mouth for a long time? haha:

He's kidding, is everything okay with his mom? I will answer it.

Answer: In the next meeting with your mother, I will show what you write, you do not need to think that all women have the same ways of earning money. :

Another comment: Man, she looks like a nipple, and shows a rich life in the Instagram, he just matched two and two. :

Answer: I'm not interested in what you call your girlfriend, fucking sexist.

Which one matched, if she looks good and lives the same way, it does not mean that she earned something wrong for it.

To write such nonsense, you need to be completely unfamiliar with her personality.

You all have troubles with your head. :

She, in turn, reacted very strangely to the usual skirmish.

She kissed me and said it was nice, goodbye.

Cutie.

Oh, yes, I consider it necessary to inform you that all classes were held in a small apartment, and she did not know who he was.

I have a very special evening tonight, great wine, muted candles.

Great music, and of course! pleasant company.

But seriously, URA-URA BL ***, KAPETS, HOW MANY WAIT I? FROM THE MOMENT OF DEATH?

I WAIT FOR A FUCKING SIX YEARS! SIX YEARS JUST TO WAIT WHILE PEOPLE LEARN TO PLAY.

SIX YEARS - TO LEARN IN ELEMENTARY THINGS.

AS LONG! BUT TODAY, I'M FINALLY PLAYING IT!

IN DOT 2 !!

How much I missed BEAUTY!

Sorry, of course ... that without knocking, and it's certainly not playing the guitar, but too much.

I think I will go!

Sister? what are you doing here? come back !!

Why didn't you knock! and I asked you not to bother me today!

W-well, I was sitting downstairs, in my room, but here ... FEELING LIKE TABUN EB *** ELEPHANTS, LIKE THEY WALKED ON THE CEILING.

OF COURSE, I DECIDED TO CHECK SOMETHING THERE, ABOVE! AAA HERE ...

YOU ARE KISSING MONITOR!

KHA-KH, help! KAH KAH

WHAT? A HEART? NOW I WILL HELP YOU, YOU DO NOT NEED FLOWERS ANYMORE, ON! VODICHKA MOLD.

KHA-KHA, FROM VASE THAT WHY ????!

THEN! I'm GOING FOR A WALK!

no ... now I am considered a pervert, all twelve years ... twelve years of painstaking work KOTA oh, excuse the COMPUTER is also not that, SISTER UNDER THE TAIL! (my sister has a tail ????)

But even such circumstances will not affect my mood.

TODAY - SHOULD BE GORGEOUS, MY FIRST DAY OF PLAYING THE DOTA - WON'T SPIN ANYTHING.

I have already created an account, (well, how was it created, I bought an account with all the things and six thousand MMR, no, this is soo little, I just don't know how I will play)

I changed the settings for myself, now the main thing is SEARCH.

The game was finally found.

Double farm? Seriously? well, the next one, move over, the KING IS COMING.

the first pick am, well, eh? how do you answer this? pudge ...

Okay, at least not a problem, BITCH !!!!!!

POOJ AND TECHIES FIVE AND FOUR POSITIONS, RESPECT.

BL * D, WHAT FOR?

Huh, okay, two reports at the end of the game, calm down.

What's with our peak? the only control of the ult pudge? how did this genius come up with the idea of ​​taking Brist ...

Take a controlled hero to mid, we don't have him at all.

Okay.

KHA-KAH FUCK! MYOCARDIAL INFARCTION FUCK,

FUCK FUCK

WHAT THE FUCK INVOKEEEEER?!?!?

Did he see their peak? wenge, drow, Nature's Prophet

WE WILL BE REMOVED IN TWENTY.

WHERE DO THEY COME FROM FOR PEAKS? WHERE ARE FOUR HEROES WITH INAPPROPRIATE STATS? AND EVERYTHING IS ON FAST PUSH, YES THEY ARE IN LAYTE FUCK.

Do you hear, a friend at the puja, go to the bottom and take two runes there.

HELLO fuck a string, bold.

Oh, okay, I'm torturing you, clown.

PEAK * PEAK * PEAK * PEAK *

Yes, what is it? I'm very interested, why are you picking at me?

Huli you got up at the Roshpit? go fuck on the rune, you fucker.

HOOOO LIKE IT IS BURNING.

Hello, on puja! Why are you on the bottom? do tp already.

Don't you give a fuck ?? AAAA

Alo fucking come on def ramps! they will take it all to us, son of a whore.

I'm wondering how an anti-mage with one bf will help him? what is the problem to kill this pack of creeps, I skip new packs, they will not go in life.

How did I get fucked in this game, I remember the comment of one guy from a past life, "Do I think it's harder for mine to play Dota than miner was? yes, definitely, Vasya the miner at least knows what to do, these same cells do not know what to do in the game, they fucking lost on the path of life "

Okay, next to Tim's rules will start searching.

ALEXANDER! HELP ME IN THE KITCHEN

WELL MAMAAMA !!!