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The Omni Broker

Self Insert OC 3 essences Multiversal travel Randomized worlds (I roll them on my little list)

ProfesorGoblitz · Anime e quadrinhos
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11 Chs

Void

(Author Note: I lied, I changed my mind mid writing and gave him only two essence)

I woke up…

That was the first problem, I don't remember falling asleep, was coming back from Safeway, and immediately woke up here on the grass.

It is quite jarring to me considering what looked like in my mind that some being from high above edited my memory.

Another thing is that I can feel two essences from a CYOA in my mind about three of them that I saw a while back, I would've dismissed it as a random thought…until my faced paled when a summoned a blue portal at the palm of my hands that lead to no where.

I had Essence of [Broker]:

- Master of Contracts and Legalese

- Can easily write intricate and ironclad contracts that contain close any loopholes you wish

- You can summon the contracts out of thin air and store them in a pocket dimension only you have access to

- You instantly become aware of any loopholes or wordings that negatively or positively have an effect on the contract

- Anyone who agrees with the deal must go through with it, be it yours or one you brokered over, be it written, handshake, or verbal

- You can set it that the agreed person is compelled to go through with the contract, set consequences, or forgive it

- Agreements may range from exchange of goods, services, to transfers of things that are normally impossible to exchange

- So long as the parties of a deal possess ownership of the thing they wish to broker or trade, instantly transferring over to the party

- Can choose to store anything in the contract in the literal contract, and can choose if the party of the item traded loses it at that moment, or til someone trades for it

- Signing the contract will have the person who wrote it down to have the clauses and obligations call on them

- Contracts must be done under free will, free will by threat or force is still free will

And I also had [Essence of Portal Master]:

- The distance to move something is irrelevant, just mass matters, even through other universes

- No upper limit to what you can move (celestial bodies), but the larger it is the longer the recharge, a building seconds, dwarf planet several months

- Can move yourself between realities, new worlds will be randomized by chance, the cooldown is a month

- You have two ways to move, either you can will the target to teleport to the destination, touching making it easier

- Or you can open a portal to the two points, you will have to figure out how to move them

At that conclusion I fully realized I was kidnapped by a higher being.

I am not ashamed to say that I cried.

(Author: rolls the dice for the first world…😟😟😨, oh fuck…)

I then made the mistake to actually make out the environment, and immediately regretted it once I did, because I was horrified down to my bone.

The sky was red, modern buildings in the ruined city were put through what looked like the apocalypse, I don't even want to know how the fuck I didn't notice the smell of rotten flesh.

I then heard a screech, I turned and froze at the sight of the creature that immediately gave away the universe I am in.

It was as round as a DnD beholder, and floated like one to, it had only one green eye, and it was currently violently shaking with its mouth bulging as it flew towards me.

'FUCK YOU R.O.B.!!!' I thought to myself as I immediately activated the new world portal beneath me.

'FUCK YOU IF YOU THINK I AM GOING TO HANG OUT IN FUCKING DOOM!!,' I thought furious, on the verge of shitting my pants, I dropped through as the demon spat a acid ball at me.

And as I fell through I closed the blue portal up, not wanting anything to come following after me over to the new area.

Once I did,…I took a deep shuddering breath, not at all feeling all right.

I looked at my surroundings,…and I was pretty glad it was just a grass field with a full moon hanging above me.

…which to be honest, doesn't really mean much despite my mind feeling relieved, i was simply not in immediate danger.

I swore to god that if I went to somewhere worse like the SCP or Worm universe I will do everything in my power to live the most boring life a ROB could possibly watch, I couldn't hurt him, as he was literally omnipotent in his section of the void, but I can make him regret fucking with me.

Standing up I looked over at the flower patch…and found a flower field filled with Red Spider Lilies.

Which told me either this is a fantasy world that has spider lilies, or this was japan,…or at least far in the East like china or Korea.

…this is probably an anime world, not gonna be in denial when I literally escaped from a demon from Doom eternal that I can't recall the name of.

Besides, I was a believer of the multiverse theory, if it isn't possible back home, it's possible somewhere else, with the theory it was pretty much guaranteed if you go far enough where logic and reality gets twisted you can get to worlds that resembled quite scarily close to the source material back home.

…now, to pray that i found a decent world,…or at least survivable to last a month here…