Abridged Kirito and abridged Asuna are summoned to melromark to be the sword hero and 'spear' hero. They are not amused. Shenanigans ensue. Our favorite sass-lass and our insecurity-hiding badass-by-accident to mess up shield hero's world at first by accident, and then on purpose with sheer spite and absolute insanity as things go way too far, way too fast. You cool with that? Well, they don't care, so be cool with that or Asuna will do violent things to your intestines using her rapier... Which in fact, despite the world's assertions, we all agree is NOT A SPEAR!