Interlewd 1(18+)

Sunlight streamed through the massive windows of our inexplicably luxurious bedroom, illuminating Asuna's sleeping face. I watched her for a moment, her serene expression completely different to the standard anger-sass that my beautiful wife indulged in on a daily basis. the chaos that awaited us outside these time-frozen walls was waiting. It was time to wake the sleeping lioness.

"Eyy! Wifey. Good morning," I said, my voice a cheerful exclamation meant to rouse her from slumber. "Ready to make like a trio of megalomaniacal assholes and conquer this shitty kingdom which we still don't know the name of?"

Asuna's eyes fluttered open, a mischievous smirk already playing on her lips. "Well, someone's eager," she purred, her voice still thick with sleep. She sat up, stretching languidly, and her gaze fell upon the devastation frozen outside our window. The smirk vanished, replaced by a thoughtful frown.

"Yeah, I'm pretty sure the stupid is leaking into the water supply," she said, her voice taking on a hard edge. "Better fix that by taking over."

She leaned in, her lips brushing against mine in a sweet, romantic kiss that sent a jolt of energy through me.

—Lewd happy funtimes with insane married couple who do the lovey dovey 18+---

​'Hmmm,' I thought, that just wouldn't do. I pulled her closer, and deepened the kiss. She reached for my morning wood, stroking me as she reaching into my boxers. She smiled against my lips "hmm, someone I love seems to be very excited.

"Yes, I can't imagine why." I growled, my voice deep with lust as I wrapped my arms around her waist. Her hands stroked me, teasing me, bringing me to full hardness. She moaned, a sound of pleasure that was my undoing. My fingers found her clit, teasing her, making her wetter and wetter for me.

She let go of my cock, wrapping her arms around me, pulling me closer to her. She pressed her lips against mine, her tongue slipping inside my mouth. I returned the kiss, our tongues dancing together as she ground her wet pussy against me. I reached down and grabbed her ass, pulling her tighter against me.

Asuna moaned into my mouth, she hopped into my arms and used her flexible legs and feet to push down my boxers as dick slapped against her wet slit.

Asuna moaned as she lowered herself down onto my cock, her pussy taking me inch by inch. Once she had taken me fully into her, she placed her hands on my shoulders and started moving, bouncing on my cock as she kissed me. I hammered insider her, matching her thrusts and hummed as she wrapped her legs around me and gave me a rapturous look.

I dove onto the bed with her still attached to me with a twirl.

Then I flipped us over, pinning her to the bed, my hips thrusting forward into her. I put my hand behind her head and stroked her hair and she moaned in pleasure. "Ohh Kirito! You're so good at this!" she cooed as I pounded into her, my dick sliding in and out of her wet pussy over and over. I reached between us and found her clit, stroking it as she bucked on top of me and her legs tightened around my back. I grinned, loving the feel of her pussy tightening around my cock.

"Cum for me, wife." I grunted as I fucked her hard, repeatedly slamming into her.

"Yes! Oh yes! shit! Fuck!" she came again hard, but I kept hammering into her and smirked at her. "Not fair!" she moaned, her eyes visibly crossing a bit. I kept pounding into her, fucking her faster and harder until I felt the pressure in my balls release, filling her with my cum. I pulled out of her, my dick still hard as cum dripped out of her pussy.

Asuna panted heavily, a look of pure satisfaction on her face.

"That was amazing!" she said, her voice breathy and soft. "Such a wonderful, beautiful wife I have." I smiled at her, leaning in to kiss her as she reached down and began to stroke my cock. "Don't thank me yet." She said as she began to jack me off. "I want you to fill me up again." She said as I began to harden again in her hand.

She smirked. "I hope you have more energy than just one more go, because I wont stop until your balls beg for mercy."

"Pretty sure you're going to be begging for mercy first."

"We'll see about that." Then she rapidly turned us around, climbed on top of me, and slammed down again and again.

She was so fucking hot, her breasts bouncing as she rode me. I reached up and grabbed them, squeezing them hard enough to make her gasp and moan in pleasure. I ran my hands down her sides, to her hips and then back up, feeling every curve of her body.

"Mmmm, you feel so good, my beautiful wife." I told her.

She moaned, her breathing heavy as she bounced up and down on me. "I'm so lucky to have a cock that feels this good inside me."

"You're damn right you are," I chuckled, my hands finding her nipples. I teased them with my fingers as she moaned, her pussy squeezing around me. "Ohh, yes. That's good." She moaned.

I came first this time, she was so fucking sexy as she bounced on me. I groaned out in pleasure as my cum shot deep into her pussy. She moaned, her pussy squeezing me as she came too. She slumped over me, her face flushed from exertion.

She looked at me and smiled. "I think I need a break," she said, her voice soft and breathy.

"Are you sure?" I chuckled as we cuddled into each other. She kissed me softly, her hand rubbing my cock, which was still hard. "No. Dumbass, I told you you'd beg for mercy first." She smirked and then lifted herself up, and then slammed down. Her pussy was still wet from our previous fucking, and her juices helped her slide down onto me easily.

"Ohh. god. That's good." She moaned. I grinned at her. "What was it you said about not thanking you yet?" I laughed as she fucked me.

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—Lewd end---​

It turns out that unnatural stamina and regeneration means that no one gets tired of sex, ever, we decided to stop after the 7th time in the shower.

After an hour of cuddling, she rose from the bed, her movements fluid and graceful, and began to don a suit of heavier armor. It was a beautiful, intricate piece of craftsmanship, absolute evidence that saving the population of a digital world that is filled to the gills with retarded imbeciles, as well as sweet loot, had its benefits. I knew, with an absolute certainty that stemmed from years of shared battles and unspoken understanding, that beneath that armor beat a heart as fierce and ambitious as my own, along with a brain to match.

She just took that brain in a different direction.

It was time to remind this world who was in charge. We had a kingdom to claim, a legacy to forge, and an entire population of idiots to enlighten.

"The last too many subjective hours have apparently been scrubbed from my mind by me!!!" Our daughter shrieked from down the hall. "Please at least have the decency to do something about the noise next time!"

"I think we done all the goofed." I told Asuna.