The Legendary Janitor
Most people don't choose reincarnation. Reincarnation finds their way to them. Perhaps they did something great in their life. Or maybe truck-sama wasn't looking where it was going. But without fail, those who reincarnate are destined for something great. A new life where everything changes for the better. But... Reincarnation isn't always the greatest thing. Sometimes you just draw the short end of the stick. Di Tou just happens to have drawn the shortest stick. Pulled out of his life randomly. Taken by a crazy old eccentric man not as a disciple, but as a body double?! And a janitor body double no less?! Grasping a system to find... It's a JANITOR SYSTEM!? Truly, how unlucky can one get?
The Skunk-like Rat
Clasped in Di Tou's hand, Huang Shu's heart couldn't help but race as it finally started panicking. F*ck, this man really was an unlucky star, ah! Why was it that every time he ran into Di Tou, he would end up losing something precious?
While Huang Shu was trying to figure out what angle to approach this situation to wrangle his way out, Di Tou's thought process was much more simple. First, he had to get this d*mn skunk to stop ruining his little hut, second he had to get his mobile abode back, and some interest while he was at it. Lastly… it would be good to get some information, too. Although he didn't plan on staying here for long, the last time he had been here with Wu Kong, it had taken a few days before the land had finally shifted to the Eastern Continent. So, knowing he might be here for a little while, it was probably better if he could get an updated understanding of the surroundings.