The Legendary Janitor
Most people don't choose reincarnation. Reincarnation finds their way to them. Perhaps they did something great in their life. Or maybe truck-sama wasn't looking where it was going. But without fail, those who reincarnate are destined for something great. A new life where everything changes for the better. But... Reincarnation isn't always the greatest thing. Sometimes you just draw the short end of the stick. Di Tou just happens to have drawn the shortest stick. Pulled out of his life randomly. Taken by a crazy old eccentric man not as a disciple, but as a body double?! And a janitor body double no less?! Grasping a system to find... It's a JANITOR SYSTEM!? Truly, how unlucky can one get?
RUN!
His lip twitched. Di Tou took a few steps back before pausing and saying in a tentative tone, "Um, Brother Wu, are you doing alright?"
The two sides of his face are in disharmony. Brother Wu's face simultaneously smiled and frowned as he took two steps forward before taking two steps back. A moment later, Brother Wu charged towards Di Tou, raising his fist high in the air for a wide swing as both sides of his face twisted into glee as they thirsted for blood.