The Legendary Janitor
Most people don't choose reincarnation. Reincarnation finds their way to them. Perhaps they did something great in their life. Or maybe truck-sama wasn't looking where it was going. But without fail, those who reincarnate are destined for something great. A new life where everything changes for the better. But... Reincarnation isn't always the greatest thing. Sometimes you just draw the short end of the stick. Di Tou just happens to have drawn the shortest stick. Pulled out of his life randomly. Taken by a crazy old eccentric man not as a disciple, but as a body double?! And a janitor body double no less?! Grasping a system to find... It's a JANITOR SYSTEM!? Truly, how unlucky can one get?
Lustful Little Monk
Squinting his eyes, the world seemed to move a beat slower as Di Tou watched the figure get nearer. Suddenly, when the figure was no more than a meter away from him and was swinging their hooked scythe towards him from the right, Di Tou quickly stepped on a Yin Star he had located beforehand, sending him cantering towards the left of the black-cloaked figure, looking to make use of the moment in which the figure's momentum was at its highest and unable to change to slip past.
Sneering, the figure let out a laugh, "Hah, little rabbit, don't you think you're a little predictable?"