The Legendary Janitor
Most people don't choose reincarnation. Reincarnation finds their way to them. Perhaps they did something great in their life. Or maybe truck-sama wasn't looking where it was going. But without fail, those who reincarnate are destined for something great. A new life where everything changes for the better. But... Reincarnation isn't always the greatest thing. Sometimes you just draw the short end of the stick. Di Tou just happens to have drawn the shortest stick. Pulled out of his life randomly. Taken by a crazy old eccentric man not as a disciple, but as a body double?! And a janitor body double no less?! Grasping a system to find... It's a JANITOR SYSTEM!? Truly, how unlucky can one get?
Chicken Bones
And then… he saw Mu Di Bai bite into the chicken drumstick whole, crunch twice, and then move onto the next one. Confused, Di Tou waited a moment and watched it happen again. Eh, what did Mu Di Bai do with the bone, ah?
Pausing a moment, Di Tou suddenly realised. Crunch twice… Was Mu Di Bai eating the f*cking bones?! Was he a dog!? Was he born in the year of the dog? If Mu Di Bai was the dog, then was he still a dog? Who was the dog here? If he was less than a dog, what was he, a rat?
His mind spiralling, Di Tou was only knocked out of his reverie when Mu Di Bai took a small break between bites and turned his gaze to look at Di Tou, "What are you looking at?" Pausing for a moment, Mu Di Bai looked at the drumstick in his hands and before moving it slightly closer to his chest and squinting.
Coughing twice in embarrassment, Di Tou hesitated for a moment before saying, "What are you doing to the chicken bones?"