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Going home I can't get Brian's smug grin out of my head! How dare he talk about Evy that way! I'll be sure to crush him in the future! Once again a picture of Evy lying naked in bed with brian pops into my head and I try to shake it off once more.

"Damn it, betrayed by my own penis! Stop, bad! Go down, boy! Go to your room!" I say trying to distract my mind so that I won't get hard.

As soon as I come home I rush to my room, needing to get rid of a raging boner. Once upstairs I quickly head for the shower, making sure, the water is at its coldest.

Pfhoooo luckily that worked. Getting to my room, quite cold, I put on some new clothes as I start wondering how the hell I'm going to cultivate. I will need it as soon as possible!

Then all of a sudden the idea hits me! That's right, mortals have made these 'computer thingies'! Surely if there is any useful information it'll be there! I quickly get to my desk where I find the laptop, the previous owner used.

Using the memories to open the computer I quickly go to what they call the 'Internet'. Ha! I'll be the first immortal to use this 'internet'. If mortals can use it then so can I!

I go to this website called Gooble and type in 'Cultivation resources needed'. As soon as I do so I am bombarded by offers from all kinds of people offering cultivation resources!

I am honestly shocked that cultivators are on this Internet. But then again, maybe they are hiding from the mortals! That would explain it. They are using the internet to stay hidden.

I quickly press the link 'Free cultivation in your area!!! Click here to find out more!' I truly am the greatest internet immortal! I am soon bombarded by a page selling all kinds of pills and elixirs! Some of them I haven't even heard of such as the 'Immortal heavenly supreme ultra super golden pill'. Surely with such a name, it'll be useful!

I quickly order a bunch of ingredients and pills and elixirs! Soon I will once again be the most powerful immortal!

Pressing on the 'pay' button I fill in my bank account details. As the payment is being processed I can't help but salivate at the idea of all those resources.

Once the payment is accepted I am directed to a link. Pressing it, wondering what it is I am greeted with a sight most hateful, as I can't help but scream in anger!

[at the other side of the city]

*ping*

A man sitting behind his computer checks his email only to be dazzled by the message. "Someone actually fell for that shit!?!?!?" He says as she sees a big transfer of money to his bank account.

[Back at our scammed immortal]

"... and when I find you, you'll wish you were never born!!!!!!!!!" I say while shaking the monitor still staring at the screen saying "Scammed bitch!"

Finally snapping out of my anger I calm myself, having screamed at the computer for multiple minutes. "Hateful! how dare they scam me. The last time anyone dared to do this to me was centuries ago!

"Damn it, that was all the money I had. I'll have to ask Evelyn for some more. She should be loaded anyways." I say as I collect myself and head for my mother's room.

Thinking of all those tactics that useless young masters use to get money from their parents I quickly open the door saying "Mom I need your...." only to be shut up by the sight of Evelynn half-naked, in front of the mirror!

'Fuck she's too hot!' I scream in my mind staring at my mother, dressed in a skimpy underwear set that barely covers her assets! Her perfect milf body is on display as her flawless skin and sexy curved assets are barely hidden!

"Ahhhhhh get out, Xiao Wu!" Evelynn screams seeing her adopted son who just entered her room without knocking, as she quickly gets behind some cover.

Snapping out of my daze I quickly realize I'm busted! 'Shit, I hope she didn't get too angry!' I think as I quickly book it out of the room with a boner.

Fast forward a couple of minutes and I and Evelynn are in the living room as quite the awkward silence dominates it. Honestly, I don't mind as all I can really think of is how sexy and hot this milf looked when half-naked.

Eventually, the silence is broken when Evelynn starts talking. "Why did you storm into my room! And even when you do you normally are supposed to knock!" Quite the stern expression follows as she awaits her son's answer.

Seeing my chance I quickly start answering. "Mom thanks for reminding me! I need your help! I got bullied at school for wearing normal clothes so I have to get some expensive ones to not lose face!"

If there is one thing I've learned it's that young masters always mention the family's reputation when they need something. All those big families will start handing out the big bucks as soon as it can improve their reputation. With such a rich parent like Evelynn, it should be easy to get some spending money.

"Absolutely not, you have a monthly allowance and we're keeping to it!" She says all of a sudden shutting me down.

"What, but what about my reputation! Do you want your son to be known as a poor beggar that can't even buy clothes!" I say in disbelief! Am I doing something wrong?!? Those young masters were always able to leech fortunes off their families like it was nothing!

"Xiao Wu! I thought you knew better than this. Money is not how you gain respect. Those who look at money are all shallow people that don't matter. If there is one thing I've learnt while growing up it's that you should spend and save your money wisely. Not just waste it on superficial things!" Evelynn says surprising me.

Fuck, why did I have to have the one rich mom that isn't a bad parent and who always gives her children what they want?!? Sad that I won't be able to leech any money off of my mom, I look down.

'Sigh, looks like I'll have to find a way to make money first.' I think, as for some reason I'm still happy my mom is such a good person.

Just as I'm about to head off I notice my mom is dressed very nicely. She's wearing a tight white shirt draped over only one shoulder leaving the other bare, showing off a bunch of cleavages, in combination with some tight pants. "Hey, mom? Why have you dressed so nicely anyways? Are you going somewhere?"

Evelynn looks a bit shy and nervous before she shakes it off. "I was planning on telling you later on but I guess now is as good a time as any. Believe it or not, but I got invited for a date tonight." She says as she smiles a bit.

"What!!! Who is it? How dare he chase after my mother!" I say getting flashbacks from Xiao Li getting fucked by Yuan Min! "Tell me who he is and I'll take care of him!" I say as Evelynn starts laughing a bit.

"hahaha calm down Xiao Wu. It's just a first date. It might not even lead to anything. This is why I wanted to tell you later. But thank you for worrying for me." She says as she hugs Xiao Wu with a motherly smile on her face.

'Fuck, what do I do?!?!' On the one hand, I want to kill the guy who dares lust after my mother. On the other hand, if I do this I might end up in a similar situation as in my last life! Fuck, stay calm. It's like she said. This is just a first date! It might not even lead to anything!

I reluctantly let go of my precious mother. "If you need anything at all just call me and I'll come to rescue you mother!" I say looking quite heroic and brave.

"My little hero! I'm sure I will be fine" She says as she gives me a goodbye kiss before heading off. The last thing I think of as I see her get into the car is her on all fours getting dicked down by some stranger. 'Fuck now I need another cold shower' I think as I awkwardly head off to the shower with a boner in my pants.