February 27th, 2021

Alright, It's been a while. That's my bad, but I'm still working on how to exactly write this... thing. But I wanna get to the informative stuff, so here we go.

Doctor Yom got in contact with someone named Herschel Adam Fein (He just likes to be called Fein though). This Fein guy knew someone called Arthur Patrick. We got in contact with Mr Patrick and apparently he knew someone who could help us with our blackhole problem.

Melaina Conagher-Jones has worked in some engineering stuff and apparently, she might have an idea on how to get our portable blackhole.... Just kidding, we're gonna scrap the idea of a blackhole or a wormhole because of the idea of it destroying everything we know and love. BUT, We have changed our goal into making a sort of safe travel wormhole.

Yom wanted to call it a STWH, but everyone else agreed that if we were going to actually make this thing, we need to name it after Dr Conagher.

Anyways, Conagher and someone on the NASA team named Wendy Jones came up with a hypothetical Conagher Hole. From what I'm aware of, the plan is to rotate a painite jar with liquid trinitite and gas helium inside of it. We rotate that sucker really fast, about 1000 kilometers an hour, then we launch a pod into it and see the results.

Everyone thought the idea was pretty stupid, but I think they might be on to something. After a... small amount of debate, we've decided to give it a try tomorrow. I'm pumped and can't wait.

Professional helium hog, Sallow Zaveri