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The Bullsh*t System

The Bullsh*t System, a system unlike normal systems, created purely to relieve the boredom of 12 divinities. 346 hosts have already died while striving to complete its quests, all in a futile attempt to reach a higher level of existence. It was now the turn of Shu Himo, the 347th host. Will he be able to survive its quests? Will he reach a higher level of existence? Or will he die, exactly like his 346 predecessors? Shu Himo: "Obviously I will be able to!" System: [Able to do what?] Shu Himo: "Become the strongest, obviously!" System: [Funny.] ---- This novel is being rewritten in another site, feel free to read it from there with this link: <https://moonquill.com/book/101>

BloodRequiem · Fantasia
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175 Chs

The requirements to revive [C1]

Shu Himo, an 18 years old youth who felt the world was boring, always spent all his time reading novels online and watching anime.

"Ahh... how much would I love to live in a cultivation world..." A regular wish, that came out of his mouth every day, particularly in the days where he had something to do outside and couldn't stay in his peaceful room picturing the wonderful adventures he would have.

Today was one of those days, where he had to go outside to shopping, where he would buy mostly food for the next month of seclusion in his room.

However, an unforeseen incident was about to befall, when Shu Himo was about to walk on the road and overheard various screams, coming from a couple meters of distance.

"AAH!" , "Beware!" Those were most of the yells coming from the crowd, and unaware of what they were talking about, Shu Himo looked around himself, when he ultimately saw the threat approaching.

An enormous and fast object threatening to take his life, at barely 5 meters of distance, already way too late to dodge: Truck-kun.

Most people would feel despair, particularly toward the meaning, or even to the word death, but Shu Himo did not think the same as them.

"It's truck-kun! Is it going to be my pass to the next life?"

Shu Himo did not feel fear but was instead rather excited and almost happy for the upcoming truck. Having read all those novels he believed to be an expert, and he was eager to conquer the world where he would be reborn!

Like he was anticipating, truck-kun was his ticket to reach another world, but, instead of what he desired like powerful cheats, he was about to feel cheated.

[You have been chosen as the 347th host of The Bullsh*t System!]

[Will you accept? Yes/no]

Shu Himo felt extremely fortunate by this as it was a System, one of the best cheats... the only dilemma was that he felt somewhat uneasy by the name. In the end, he decided not to care too much about it. "Yes!"

[Integrating The Bullsh*t System]

[The first quest will be assigned right now... If the User completes it, the User will be transported in another world to continue the User's path with the System. But if the User fails, the only result will be death.]

"Huh?" Reading the first part of the message Shu Himo felt happy, but upon reading the second part he felt greatly betrayed. A system should be the best cheat... so why did he feel that the system was more like a bully instead?

[The Quest has been created.]

[The Quest is being initiated...]

[Starting Quest: Escape the farm as a cow!]

[You are now a cow. You were raised in an establishment made for first quality meat. Tomorrow is the day the butcher love most. Escape and survive running back to the wilderness!]

[Quest Difficulty: D+]

[Quest Reward: You can choose which world you will be reborn in.]

[Quest Failure Penitence: Your soul will be reset(All the memory erased, new random life).]

"WHAT?!"

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Hello everyone!

If you liked this chapter, I will then recommend to check up the rewritten version!

This is the link: https://www.moonquill.com/book/101

The version published on WN is the version I had first written (up to chapter 5 it has been edited a bit, but from chapter 6 onwards the writing quality plummets) so it is sadly filled with problems(and I do not plan on posting the rewritten version on WN for various reasons).

Lastly, if you are reading on a site that isn't either www.webnovel.com or www.moonquill.com then chances are that the version you are reading is pirated.

Thanks for reading!