Chapter 375: This Crazy Midsummer! (Seeking Monthly Passes)

The comedy "Bewitched," starring Nicole Kidman, is an absolute tragedy, with a 25%/20% freshness rating on Rotten Tomatoes. Roger Ebert, the stubborn old man from the Chicago Sun-Times, sarcastically said, "What are you looking for? There isn't a movie here, just a pile of assembled scenes and shots." The audience approval rating stands at 39%, and the official fan critic Bethany Murphy said, "How terrible! Giving it half a star was already very generous." Columbia's $85 million flop...

"This movie is a cute and pretty yokel," Roger Ebert commented on Lindsay Lohan's new film "Herbie: Fully Loaded," with a freshness score of 42%/47% and an audience approval rating of 51%. Fan critic Alexander DiMaio said, "Compared with 'Furious Cars,' it should be tossed in the garbage can. Even Top-Captain couldn't clean up Mean Girls' mess." The sports comedy turned into another tragedy, Disney/Buena Vista's $50 million flop...