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The Author Is Speechless

The book he wrote wasn't some ordinary book, nor was he an ordinary person. He holds the ability to see the future unknowingly and writes it down as great stories.  Little did he know, he would wake up in a different body in a world where he finds out the characters in his book…A world of magic, swords and monsters.  'Wait, this isn't a world from my novel. It's a real world and the novel is just my prediction of some people just like the guardian said. So I will just enjoy the show as an audience and leave after the story ends. I have a whole new world to discover in front of me.' But what awaits him was something he could never imagine. In front of the world, in front of the whole universe, his assumption was just a grind of sand. The truth of the world made him rethink his life and the life he lived back in another world.  Viktor North, the author, finds himself in the middle of the whole universe where he was nothing but an extra later in his life as he kept living. An extra who was abandoned by his mother, his brother who was an elemental guardian and also a demigod, his race and the God.  'But I prefer to sleep than going against these unwanted people and unwanted problems. I want to sleep. I just want to shut my eyes and sleep under my warm blanket, probably forever if it's possible.' This is the story of an author, a grand magician, a guardian who somehow became a god and the only thing he could think of was sleep.  He is the definition of what a 'Shut-in' is. ... ... The cover is not mine so if someone have any prob. ..Ask me right away.. :p [ If you wish to contact me, DM on instagram -- @miami_rin ]

Matsuba_Kuroe · Fantasia
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289 Chs

Birthday party

Cheers!!!! 

Viktor and his family members cheered all together to celebrate Adonis's success. It was pretty embarrassing for him but Viktor was all into the party. 

"By the way Viktor, we don't know how to turn our poison resistance ability off like you. How are we supposed to get drunk" Welis asked while looking into her glass. The liquid was golden with gold-like sparkles in it. It was the 'red blood cell' of a dragon. "But it smells good for some reason." 

Viktor cleared his throat and said, "I made it by following a secret recipe. No matter how high your poison resistance ability is, it will kick right after a sip.

"But master. Why did you prepare this wine for us? This is so high quality." Adonis loose his tie and looked at the glass to see the 8wave of golden speakers in it. It was too beautiful to drink. 

"Hm? Can't I? It's your special day. Come on." He held his hand and pulled him off the sofa. He then put his hand on his wide shoulder and said, "Okay, okay listen up guys. I am going to say something now again. Today is a very special day for our demon boy Adonis. Well, he drilled a girl without killing her during his season but that's not it. Today is his 1229th birthday."

Everyone glared at Adonis with sparkling eyes and began clapping their hands. 

"Master…"

"Shhh.. Let me finish. I wanted to give him something really precious but I was too busy settling down here that I couldn't get the chance to prepare that. I failed to prepare that, so that's why I made someone in exchange for that thing."

He put his hands inside his dimension inventory and took a small box. The box looked like a ring box so Ifrit smirked at it. He nearly slipped his mouth by saying that Viktor was going to propose to Adonis but his wild imaginary thinking was wrong.

"Here you go, Adonis."

"Master. You already gave me a gift this morning."

"Just open it."

"Yes."

He untied the red ribbon and opened the small red box. A yellow stone was placed in the middle which was filled with pure mana. It was the purest mana stone that he had ever seen in his life.

"Happy birthday, Adonis North. It's my gift for you. A refined artificial infinite mana stone."

Everyone's jaw dropped to see the quality of the stone. Ifrit pointed his finger at that stone and said, "Did you say it is an artificial one? Are you sure? There's no way you made that artificially. An infinite mana stone is formed naturally for millions of years in the realm of gods. Even the best technician in the god's realm has failed to make that. And you're saying that you made it? In just a short amount of time?" 

Viktor frowned a little and said, "Well, yes. I just read his theory and added things which were missing. Anyway, I wanted to give Adonis a pure natural one, but I didn't get the time to find it though." 

Adonis looked at Viktor and said, "Master, I can't take it."

Viktor glared at him and said, "Don't you want to become strong to protect me? With a limited mana pool, you can't even defeat a guardian. That's why I made this for you. Now, be a good boy and eat it."

"E..eat it?" His eyes reached his forehead. 

"Yes, it's like candy. It will melt in your mouth. I added blueberry flavour. Your favourite one." 

A small drop of water came out of his ears but his face was decorated with a soft smile. He then wiped his tears and said, "Yes, master." He put the small yellow stone in his mouth and his eyes began to glow bright golden. 

"Everyone!!! Let's have a party until the moon becomes full!! Raise your glasses again everyone!!! Let's wish for a happy journey towards the sky!! Cheers!!!!" 

As Viktor screamed at the top of his lungs with a glass in his hands, everyone followed his vibe and also raised their glasses. 

Viktor drank the full glass in one sip and it immediately kicked in. His face became full red like a tomato and began to float. Not only him, everyone in the room and all the things started to float.

It was Rae who released his body gravity so his surroundings also reached 0 gravity. Even the food on the table started to float.

"Wow… This wine is well made." Adonis finished his glass and tied his tie on his head. He was pretty drunk.

Viktor looked at him and saw Adonis losing him on a whole bottle because it was so tasty and addictive. He laughed and said, "Well, it's okay to enjoy a little from time to time. I will just pour another glass."

He kicked the bookshelf on the wall and floated to the other side of the room to reach the sealed bottle. He opened the cap but the gravity wasn't there to pull the wine out of it. 

"Tsk…Oi Adonis…Do you have a straw?"

Adonis looked at him and said, "I do have one in my dimension room. But master. I want to ask you something."

"Go ahead?"

"Why are you upside down?" Adonis asked and his hiccups came out. 

'"-_-. Because you're floating upside down because of zero gravity. You're so drunk right now. Aren't you?"

"Hm? I don't know master. But I feel so funny and weird right now." 

    '-_-. It was a bad idea to give them 5 bottles each. Now they are going to giggle around for more than 10 hours. I made sure to decrease the volume of golden alcohol. It's only 4% but this small is making them go wild. I wonder how those gods drink 70% as they are drinking vodka. Hah…but, I am also feeling funny now. I guess the alcohol has kicked in pretty hard this time.'

He took a blanket out of his dimension pocket and wrapped it around his body like a caterpillar. The others were dancing around the air but Viktor decided to sleep.

It was a habit of his to sleep at a party after drinking no matter how loud the music played.

'It's a great time to have a good sleep while the others are having a wild party. Especially Adonis who's dancing and flapping his white wings. He finally let his wings out after a long time.'

He drank his wine from the bottle with a pink straw and looked at Adonis. 'He usually hides his wings with invisibility and only reveals them when he's taking a shower. He doesn't like anyone to see his wings beside me. But seeing him flapping his wings like a bird is telling that he's so drunk right now. '

He crossed his legs inside his blanket to warm his legs and threw the bottle to the other side to see them having fun together. At that moment, Adonis came closer to Viktor and said, "Hicc…master. Why are you inside that white bag? I need to protect you so come to me! That bag won't be able to protect you. Only I can!!" He pulled him and hugged him along with his white fluffy blanket. 

"Ugh!! Adonis, too strong!! I can't breathe!!"

"Hey, guys!!! Look, my master is hiding in here!!" Adonis screamed and then, all of them saw Viktor inside a white blanket. "Wow!! Viktor looks like a baby!! Let me pat your head!!" 

Viktor became terrified to see her jiggling chest floating towards him so he immediately cast a teleportation spell and ran out of the room.

"Huff..that was close.." 

At that moment, he saw the guardian of poison trying to get inside the house by crossing the high boundary. He was outside the house so he immediately caught her red-handed. 

"What are you doing?-_-."

The guardian looked at him with a shocked face. "Wh..when did you come here?"

"Just now. But what are you doing here?"

"I am here to take back what you stole." 

"But going inside isn't going to grant you that. I already ate it."

The guardian glared at him and then dropped to the ground to bow. "Please give it back."

Viktor lit a cigarette and threw the lighter on her head. "I gave you two options. You choose neither of them so I ate it. You're not going to ask for the food that's already in my stomach, aren't you?" 

"A guardian can't eat another guardian's fragment like food. So I believe it's somewhere inside the house and that's why I am going to rescue it."

   So she's not going to listen. 

Viktor threw the cigarette and cast a guardian-level magic in front of him. It was a poison-making magic and she immediately knew who's magic it was. 

It was a magic that required her fragment.

"You…you're a monster." She said,

"I guess so. Now leave before I erase all of your memories. But keep this in mind. I will be watching you from very close."