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The Archeologist's Cultivation Catastrophe

18+ slice-of-life novel, follow the journey of a man reincarnated into a world of cultivation. tags: harem, system, cultivation, r18 ,humor

Wardog · Oriental
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96 Chs

System details and plans

Lin Qing exited the head maid's room with a wide grin, humming an intriguing nursery rhyme and practically skipping along as she went about her tasks. If anyone were to listen closely, they would catch her chanting a peculiar children's rhyme:

"I know for certain what lies ahead, today someone will end up dead,"

"I know where, I know how, I'm no fortune-teller, I'm a maniac now"

"lalalala lala la laaa Ahahaha! "

With Xia Tao:

Xia Tao sat there, lost in thought. "Hmm, my past life was quite interesting," he mused. "Ahaha, that goddess certainly got riled up, but it's still a minor annoyance on her part. Hmm, the system has a feedback form. Perhaps I should try submitting a complaint. Who knows, maybe they'll throw in an extra perk. Well, if not, then so be it."

He pondered further, "Hmm, definitely need to lose my virginity before 23 and avoid becoming a eunuch. It would ruin my entire life. But having to release Yang energy seven times a day is quite inconvenient, especially given the current circumstances. Despite owning a brothel, I have no desire to use their services."

He resolved, "Within the next three months, I should find regular partners. I wonder why it says 0/2 for cultivation partners. Ah, there's a prompt. Establishing regular cultivation partners aligns the Yang energy and cultivation process, benefiting both parties. Cultivating with individuals outside this list does not provide additional bonuses, and periodic contact with individuals outside the list may lead to cultivation issues."

"Check In spot?" he pondered. "It allows me to designate a specific location for Check-In. The radius of the zone is 10 meters, and its size and parameters will change as my cultivation level grows."

After submitting the complaint about the goddess and her unworthy behavior, Xia Tao smiled and wondered if she would receive any retribution. "Ahaha, I wonder if she'll get a slap on the wrist or not," he thought to himself.

"Now, I need to decide on my next course of action. Going to a sect is a must. Staying at home would be boring, and I need a high-density area for my Check-In spot. So, should I choose the Eternal Flame Sect or the Whispering Gale Sect? Or perhaps venture to another province?" he contemplated.

"No, another province won't offer me much more advantage. I plan to develop through the system for now. Besides, I've heard that the Eternal Flame Sect is too aggressive, with constant competitions and whatnot. It's probably filled with heavenly sons and heroines, and all that nonsense. It's not for me. Judging by what I've got, I'll need something more peaceful," he reasoned.

"The Whispering Gale Sect sounds promising. Besides, we have some connections there. I could rent a piece of land and build a residence. Plus, I'll have the opportunity to choose suitable candidates for cultivation from outer disciples. And with the wind in this life, things have always been going well for me. I've always wanted to be swift and agile" he concluded with a confident smile.