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The Alchemist of Obscene Arts

A fantasy novel with a unique blend of magic, adventure, and humor . Theory revolves around the titular character, Avatar embankment. Radar (Avantia Radel), a powerful alchemist known for his ability to transform decay into the wonder and command the strictth of various biological entities. Key Elements The protagonist, Avantia Radel, is a mysterious and charismatic figure with exceptional alchemical skills. The novel features a mix of fantasy creatures, including demon tribes, powerful magic beings, and mythical entities. Theory explores themes of transformation, power, and the blurring of moral soundaries. The narrative is known for its humor, wit, and engaging characters. [Restricted] This book is restricted, please do not read if you are under 18 years old. Turning decay into a magical spell of decline, commanding the powerful ability of alien creatures, the despised secret technique became ignited with his hands, and he also found a new way. He is the obscene magic chain gold master-Yafanti. Radel!   A blockbuster libertine, a charming rich man from the demon race, a powerfully transformed fairy saint. . . . . .   In a turbulent time and space, a protagonist who never misses any "profit" opportunity is a work that makes people smile. Author : Handsome

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Dog Walking Night

 As the saying goes, "If you have a bitch in life, you will die without regrets."

  After the strategy meeting, most of the soldiers needed to rest. But I couldn't sleep and I was addicted. I took my private beautiful dog Dasha with my silver griffon and flew to the wilderness a few miles away from the Wolf Kiss Canyon military camp for a walk. The weather is getting colder in winter, so walking under the bright moon is quite poetic.

  "Good boy Dasha, master is taking you for a walk."

  "Woof woof."

  Fortunately, I brought a beautiful dog with me. I can also have a dog to "ejaculate" for me when I go on an expedition. At this time, Dasha was wearing a black leather collar with the family emblem of a triangular dragon head branded on the collar. There was a newly carved sign on the front that read "Female Dog: Dasha". Because of the cold weather, she was not naked, but was wearing a milk-white suit, including dog paw muffs, leg muffs and a set of narrow-fitting clothes. A pair of proud breasts were bundled under the white clothes, not to mention A tail added to the crotch butt.

  "Dasha, are you happy that the master takes you for a walk with the dog?"

  "Woof woof." Dasha has been trained by female dogs. She followed me in a standard crawling posture, and she raised her face to show a docile expression.

  "Hey, hey, hey... The dog is so good, the master will give you the magic gun now."

  When I looked around and there was no one around, I was about to take off Dasha's panties to let out my sexual desire, when I suddenly heard a sound from behind, and The footsteps were very familiar. Without saying anything, I kicked the big sand into the grass!

  "Yafanti!" The person coming was clearly Long Sha.

  "Hey, what are you doing here so late at night?"

  "I originally wanted to come out to practice swordsmanship, so what are you doing here?"

  "Me? I...I...I also 'practiced swordsmanship', but after practicing... "

  Long Sha looked embarrassed. He hesitated again and again before whispering: "It's good to see you. I have something to ask you. According to Yajiali and Lily's description, Sherov can use artifacts to become mad. This matter makes I'm very concerned about it. If it's in a normal state, I'm confident that I can defeat him, but if it's Xue Luofu after becoming crazy..."

  "Yes, I have a familiar Changsheng shop.

  " Hey, I want to ask you,

  how long can Xue Luofo go berserk for about ten minutes ? I can go berserk for fourteen minutes." I answered nonchalantly, but Long Sha was silent. Xue Luofu's physical combat skills are already amazing, and with the ability of the great sword master, it would be difficult for him to go berserk for fourteen minutes. Hold up.

  Maybe it was because everyone was familiar with each other, but Long Sha didn't keep his posture, scratching his head and saying: "I have thought of many ways, but it is impossible to defeat the mad Xerov... Sigh..."

  "Oh, how rare it is. , you actually know how to be humble? In fact, I wanted to tell you, except for the poor name, all of your "Dragon Demon Four Skills" are physical skills. If you want to compare with the orcs in terms of physical strength, even if you are superb in swordsmanship. "Suffer a loss."

  Long Sha seemed to be awakened by my words and asked: "You

  are a goblin. What goblins are good at is magic. You also have the ability to control elements. Why don't you create something? " A hybrid magic and martial skill like "Snowfall"? "

  "Well, that's a good suggestion, but I've always only been interested in swordsmanship, and my knowledge of magic is really limited..."

  "Look for Se Turtle, he's also weak. Magician."

  "He recently met a female turtle, and he only wants to push it down every day."

  "Well, we also have two magic geniuses in our army. You can go to Magician Ke Wen."

  "Oh... you They all care about my image. Ke Wen and I don't know each other. How can I go to someone for advice?"

  "You are in trouble, then find another genius."

  "Who is the other one?"

  I pointed to my nose and said with a smile. "Me!"

  "You?! But you always failed in the magic exam. What kind of genius are you?"

  "I failed because the old guys in the school didn't know what to do. My self-made magic blocked Sheroff once. Do you still have problems with attacking?"

  Long Sha couldn't help but be moved and said: "Really? Then help me think about how to create a new sword move."

  "Hey, it's midnight, you want me You should give me time to help you."

  "Okay, okay, I won't stop you from resting, but you should remember this."

  After Long Sha left, I hurriedly shouted in the grass: "Dasha... Where did you crawl to? "

  "Hey, Master Yafanti, did you lose something?"

  A clear voice sounded from behind, and when I turned around, I saw Asana walking from a distance. Her face was full of smiles, like bathing in the spring breeze, and she looked like a goddess coming to the world in the moonlight. She clasped my arm without hesitation and said, "My husband, you've stayed up so late this night and you still haven't rested?"

  What are you doing tonight, walking into such a remote place and bumping into an acquaintance?

  "Hahahaha... Can I not answer this question? Why did Her Royal Highness come here?"

  "Hehehehehe... Xiao Ai wants to blow the night breeze to calm herself down. Tomorrow I will assist Marshal Lectra in attacking the orcs' natural barrier. I'm in the mood right now.

  Naturally, you know, my husband, Miss Ning Ling has been so charming... "Oh, it's all innocent."

  "Okay, Xiao Ai, don't mention Ning Ling. My husband has already guessed what Xiao Ai's strategy will be."

  "Well, the terrain of Wolf Kiss Canyon is very strange, so we have to attack. " There is actually a way to go. Is the princess waiting for the direction of the wind?"

  "Hehehe... You are indeed a battlefield magician. There is nothing I can hide from you on the battlefield. What do you think I should pay attention to?"

  "You'd better not. Carefully, the Orcs have two major units that are quite troublesome. The first is the "Crazy Troop", the flagship of the Orc Army. Everyone talks about the "Crazy Troops". Does the princess know the history and truth of the "Crazy Troops"

  ? On her shoulders, her breasts pressed against my arms, and she said, "Little Ai, I don't know much, so I hope you can give me some advice."

  "Ahem... It is said that the orcs originally lived on the Beast God Island overseas. Later, some natural or man-made disaster forced them to They left their ancestral land and fled. At that time, thirty orcs traveled to the Greenland. When they thought they found a safe haven, they were shocked to find that the Greenland was the nest of the killer ape."

  Asana listened in rapt attention, her eyes focused. Charming and radiant, if she were not ambitious and with her stunning beauty, I would be happy to take her as my woman.

  "I heard that there are over a hundred giant apes living there, and there are only ten strong men among the thirty orcs. There is a huge disparity in strength. Just when the orcs were about to be killed, one of the orcs suddenly had a mutation, and then the other orcs followed. In the end, these ten mutated orcs slaughtered more than a hundred gorillas. The first mutated orc at that time was the first-generation orc king, and they gradually evolved this mutation into today's madness technology."

  Attracted by my story, Elsanna hung her head and said nothing. After becoming a mad orc, one orc was enough to kill ten ferocious killer apes. Although the orcs' berserk troops today are less than a thousand, their combat power can be imagined. For the first time, Elsanna asked worriedly: "Are the orcs really invincible in their madness?"

  "The so-called 'madness' is a special metabolic technology. In fact, our body can only use a few percent of the power. To release this power, we must secrete a poisonous substance to stimulate the body. But the orcs can speed up metabolism, allowing This poison causes dilution, so even if the orcs in the mad state are seriously injured, they can recover quickly as long as they do not die. High-level orcs can only go mad three times, because one time of madness is equivalent to a life span of about thousands of years."

  "That's it . "What is the other troop that we need to be careful about?"

  "The other one is their heavily armored troops. They are the most expensive corps of the orcs. This corps has about 20,000 people, and they are all equipped with anti-magic heavy armor. The beast masks and shields are coated with beast excrement. When the magicians or cavalry see them, they will turn away. If they use infantry to fight, I don't need to explain the results. "

  "Well, my husband is indeed an expert on the orcs, my dear. "Teach me. If I can conquer the Wolf Kiss Canyon tomorrow, I will definitely reward my husband well." Aisana kissed me coquettishly before returning to her position in a hurry. I believe she will rearrange all her positions when she returns.

  "Dasha, don't scare the master, come out quickly." I ran into two acquaintances in a row, and my poor little bitch hid somewhere.

  "Hey, Lord Lord!"

  Here it comes again. . .

  Looking back, he couldn't help being shocked and said: "Oh?! Why are you here, old man?"

  I saw the dying old man who shouldn't be here taking a walk, holding two dog leashes in his hands, one on each Two petite girls. These two girls are the virgin dogs I exchanged with him for Siqian. One of them wears a pink shirt and the other wears a pink and yellow shirt. They wear red dog rings around their necks, one with a gold chain and the other with a silver chain.

  "El, Yada, call someone!" The old man kicked the two girls' butts, and they immediately made a "woof" sound.

  "Hey, old man, this place is miles away from the empire. Why would you let your dog out here?"

  "Hehehehe... Lord, there is no provision in the empire's laws that you can't let your dog out outside the country, right?"

  "Well, it's true that there is no such thing. It is stipulated that dogs cannot be released abroad, but your two puppies are still underage."

  "Hey, um... I just came to see you, and you asked me to find the "Thunder God's Heart". " I found a pair of interesting things."

  "Interesting things?"

  "Yes, it's "Loli's heart" and "shota's heart"."

  "'Loli's heart'? 'shota's heart'?" I've only heard of the eight sacred stones of fire, wind, thunder, water, earth, light, darkness, and nothingness. When did some lolita or shota appear? "

  "This... I don't know... I heard it's an ancient obscene technique. ...

  It 's   quite expensive

  ...........................................................'

You bought bad goods and resold them to me?"

  "Hehehehe... The moonlight tonight is very spot on...hehehehe..."

  "..."

  "Don't look like that. I'll sell it to you cheaper."

  "Sell it to me cheaper? Why don't you lend me your loli dogs to play with?"

  "No, they are my lifeblood. I have a house full of lolita, and I can't even make a small amount of money. At most, I'll sell half of it and half give it away. For the sake of being an old friend and business partner, why don't you help me?"

  "Really, I won't find you until I get back to the empire. "

  Remember, I will wait for you. Elle, Yada, say goodbye to uncle."

  "Woof!"

  Uncle?