these crazy people

Later that night the girl came back in the cave thing , and told me good night before she fell asleep crying on her bed . I'm not sure why she was crying she seemed happy to have me here , and I dont think what the old man said was something bad , honestly I think he was just joking with her ,but she seems so upset about it , now I'm regretting bitting her.

The next morning she woke up all puffy eyed and looked around the room until she spotted me peeking my head out of my hide out , then she smiled at me and got off of her bed walking toward my cage. I ran in to the farthest part of my hide out hoping she didn't see me , but then this woman had the AUDACITY  to pick up my hide out and grab me ! Ugh the nerve of this girl I was feeling bad for her last night but now I really wanna tare her to shreds . She placed me on her shirt ,it was really warm and comfortable,  I laid there for a bit staring at her dead in the eyes and she just smiled at me again  saying "good morning yoda, I'm may I hope you like your new home.. I'm gonna try my best to care for you ." Then she PETTED me . New home what was this woman talking about?! I already have a home my dad's there and everything ,it's the place she took me from last night,  now she saying I'm here forever?! I glared daggers at her ,and tried to run away going towards her shoulder so I could slide down her back ,but she caught me . I thrashed around in her hand and waited for the right moment to strike , but she put me back in my cage and fixed my hide out before I even realized what happened.  I looked around to see what she was doing ,but she was just looking at me with a solum look on her face  while putting more water in my dish . She closed my cage door after petting me one last time then said she was sorry , and walked away . She laid back down on her bed didn't go eat breakfast or drink anything, she just laid there playing on her phone and watching shows . Hours passed she still hasn't gone to eat or drink anything,  she fell asleep for a little bit then woke up looking for me like someone might have taken me from her, once she spotted me she smiled at me and got up walking to the cave door . She looked back at me with a sad smile on her face as she walked out of the room ,and closed the door. Man what is up with her she's really happy one second then crying ,or sad the next I just don't get it ? About thirty minutes went by and she comes back with some kind of food but still no drink , she sits on a black chair that is next to a dresser ,and eats her food while watching tv. I go about my own business you know? Chasing crickets, eating worms ,pooping ,and sleeping in my hide out , until i hear this loud abnoxous boy storming thru the cave . He slams the door open tells the girl to move out of his chair , and sits down playing video games . The girl ask if he wants to hold me , and he says no (thank God) . She says ok then walks out of the cave again . She's gone for quite a while , and I hear yelling and loud noises coming from the outside the cave . Not sure as to what's going on I climb to the top corner of my cage trying to hear better, but I can't hear over the loud boy and his games , it's making me anxious.  I hope she's ok , she's a sweet girl I just don't like being touch . Dad never picked me up ,or touched me unless he was cleaning my cage so I'm not used to it . Lost in my own thoughts I feel myself begin to float , and I panic for a second until I realize she was holding me . She put me back on her shirt ,so I rested in the warm place while she walked out of the cave with me . We existed the cave and there was alot of people and bright lights,  and loud noises out there . It scared me and i started to panic until she petted me and told me it was ok while smiling at me, she asked another woman she look kinda like her but a little bit older if she wanted to hold me ,and I freaked out . I dont know this person how could she hold me if she doesn't know me ? The girl put me on her shoulder and said " yoda this is gammy." Gammy sheesh what a weird name , I thought to myself as I sniffed her neck . She giggled and petted my head as I moved around her neck and hair , but didn't squirm at all . Man these people are so weird , but I like this game person she smells ,and taste nice . Yes I said taste I liked her neck while I was sniffing her , I had to in order to see if she was an OK person . I crawled up on her head and set there glaring at anyone who tried to move me . May starts laughing saying that I'm gammys new boyfriend , and smiles at me . Gammy laughs and walks towards the sink ,at first I thought she was fixing to give me a bath so i moved back a little bit until I noticed she was just washing dishes,  then I scooted closer to watch her . May put her hand at either side of me , I'm guessing because she thought I might fall or something,  but nope not me I have great strength for holding on to things , I was perfectly safe .