April fools

*pow**bam**wam*

The batman was grabbed by the neck and was slammed to the ground or was about to when suddenly a boy wearing a...cap kicked the huge guy then using his feet prevented the batman from falling...

Tenchi breaks a part of a broom and spins it around

Tenchi: (I guess seeing how I'm a little kid I'll do a style...Miu...thats right she jumped around a lot...I'll fight around doing her style)

The batman gets up shaking his head and looks like there are lots of enemies around them

Batman: ugh...these guys are strong...little boy you should get out of here

Tenchi: these aren't your normal thugs, they are monsters.

Batman: Monsters

he punches one in the face

Tenchi takes the stick and chops off the head

Batman was shocked and was about to scold the boy but he saw the head moving and growling

a bunch of people were screaming runing out

Tenchi: these are a type of vampire monsters the only way to beat them is to stab them in the heart, sunlight or use a divine weapon...chopping their head helps too.

At the same time Gordon was shooting some of the monsters screaming for his daughter when a beatiful girl speaks

Girl: I have her...she is safe with me

Gordon nods but seems skeptical not knowing if he should trust her.

Tenchi: oh we should gather together but before that...Frankenstein

Frankenstein appears bowing: yes master

Tenchi: handle the fake vampire...oh and I'll give you permission to use your power

He bows and turns to the Dracon and smiles

Frankenstein: It been a while Dracon...I think we need to have a talk...

Dracon: your...Frankinstein...wait you should be dead how are you

Frankenstein: haha rumors of my death were simply...*he runs up to Dracon and punches him to the sky*a ruse

he then flies after him

a whole lot of monsters start appearing out of nowhere and Tenchi looks over to the side and sees Vernon have disappeared with the machine...

The batman: who are you..who was that

everyone was curious too

Tenchi: huh batman right...(I actually don't like bats...well I don't hate them its just...idk...not my favorite animal...I mean my two favorite birds the Hawk and crows eat them so it makes them seem kind of weak strange coming from a noblesse I know...oh yeah they also eat birds too like) Robbins

Gordon: your Robbin?

Tenchi: eh

Batman: Alright...Robbin, you seem to know a lot about these guys and the situation

Tenchi: umm, I'll go over it real quick

They talked they were taking down the monsters

Gordon: wait so you're saying that machine opens that gate thing from a couple of years back

Talia looks at Tenchi and has a feeling that this boy may be the same boy from those years ago just with white hair...actually batman and Gordon felt the same

Gordon: so how long do we have

Tenchi: if he starts the machine according to my intel 3 minutes...plus he can control people...but my team is here so...

Batman: lets go

They all run after the enemies

Gordon stayed close to his daughter shooting the monsters that came close

Tenchi gave him a few of his spare guns and bombs he had..

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Rossette: Three minutes... not much time...but

she looks at the scared girl

Rossette: not a problem right Grayfia, Miyuri

Grayfia: right

Miyuri: I still can't believe that lady Ayeka and Miss Ryoko went to where Tenchi-sama is

Rossette shook her head and got her guns ready and knew what she had to do. get this girl out of here

Rossette ran shooting all the monsters that were coming her way throwing bombs at the demons she saw killing them

Miyuri had the girl on her back as Grayfia and Rossette handle the demons

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An explosion was heard and three people ran out with guns

Barbaba was on Batmans back as he was punching the human enemies

Tenchi was in the lead shooting from the front first by destroying the door Talia and Gordon were on the side

Gordon had a laser gun firing beams at people and Talia was throwing bombs at the enimes taking them all at once

Tenchi looks up and sees several monsters and spins around taking them all out and throws his guns down and suddenly Liz and patty start taking on the monsters

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Tenchi had manage to find Vernon thanks to Sasami and the others however he separated from batman and the others

He transformed back to his normal self

Tenchi: so...your Pilai

Vernon no Pilai looks at Tenchi and laughs: haha so you must be the Tenchi...I've heard all about you

Tenchi: really...I haven't heard much about you other than your a B rated villian

Pilai looks upset about this and starts braging on how great he is

Tenchi was of course staling for time waiting for

Ryoko: Tenchi I'm here

Ryoko hugs him

Ayeka: nooo...I can't believe this girl beat me to him

Tenchi: good...lets do this together Matoi Shinki

Both started Glowing and formed a Grotesque incomplete thing on his right arm

Tenchi's whole body was in shambles...he felt like he was dying...all his body was unstable. He summoned the master sword and severed his right hand the two fell to the ground panting out of breath

Tenchi: (I only had it on my arm for a second and I felt like I was going to die...if I had used it...lets never use that Shinki...)

Tenchi felt fear...but he wasn't the only one...Dracon who was fighting Frankenstein felt fear in the instance that Tenchi had equipped it...he felt that dying by Frankenstein would be more pleasant than going near whatever that energy source he felt there

Tenchi looks at the alien who still was using Vernon form and while the alien was still in shocked Tenchi ran up to the alien using the master sword and severed the Alien body from Vernon then he threw a pill at the alien and causing it to change color and finally Tenchi threw a ball at the alien

Tenchi: yes... I caught a Pilai...now...where is the machine...

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Tenchi wasn't able to find the machine...guessing that the mysterious devil had taken the Machine Tenchi felt that they had lost this fight

Frankenstein had managed to kill Dracon and Romino was arrested. As for Rossette she rescued the girl and went took her to Japan with the other girls. Mihoshi and Kiyone had gotten the ball that contained the alien and as for Tenchi

Doctor: alright you get one phone call

Tenchi: Maya...Maya Frey...Maya-sama...*sniffling* I was arrested and sent to Elizabeth Arkham Asylum for the Criminally Insane

Maya:...I'm your lawyer...not your doctor

Tenchi: no...umm you see...

Maya:...I see so why did you get sent there

Tenchi: well I went to settle my debts and fix my situation with my record but then a bunch of these agents of Shield came and they said I was insane and sent me here...batman, Talia had got away but Gordon was forced to say it was all in my head...

Maya:...Your such a pain...lucky I'm in America for a conference...

Tenchi: I love you

Maya: Say that again and I'll see you die there

Tenchi:...

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Tenchi decides to enjoy his time there and mess with his Psychiatrist and just said some sweet words to her and then after two weeks he was released...

Tenchi was happy that he finally was out and wanted to go home...and see his brother Rikuo...

Tenchi: also it would be nice...I have to have a good talk with...her my...huh

Tenchi receives a text from Washu saying that a dimensional rift opened up

Tenchi screamed: WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY THAT BEFORE...

as he was sent to a different dimension

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Tenchi is surrounded by rabbits, tigers, cats, deers, Lemire, elephants, foxes but this isn't a zoo...This Seton private academy. A school for animals goes about their lives together

The animals are all evolved so they walk on two legs and wearing a school uniform...

Tenchi is frustrated...not because of the animals because he loves them...its the fact he has no clue where and how to return from this world...

AN: The world is Seton Academy: Join the Pack!