Chapter 1:How i got here

Really you didnt even need to be smart to know that when you died you died. For one a fucking truck slammed right into me right when I decided to go out for a walk and maybe touch some grass after playing some MMORPGS through the night. I hated this but thank goodness for the illness that hit the entire world. Haha just kidding...

Anyways as I opened my eyes in a new world I couldn't help but look at everything with a frown for one this world looked a lot like my pevious world. My room looked the same and it looked like I just woke up and I was about to go out of my house to take a walk.

"What kind of subaru bullshit is this...I swear if I have..." I quickly muttered a few key catch phrases and nothing happened. Standing up from my bed I glanced around and frowned once I came face to face with a nerve gear look alike from Sword Art Online.

"Was I an even bigger weeb then before?" I muttered making sure to not bring attention to myself given that I didn't know where I was or even if I was the same in this world so I did not want to jinx myself and get killed or something for saying something that the previous me did not agree with or for saying something that he did agree with but I disagree with.

Like who was the best waifu or which girl had the phattest ass in all of anime...

I thought it was Albedo and a friend thought it was Momo Yaoyoruzu but R18 but she did look like a girl with a dump trump but if it was R18 then Albedo's ass would also pop out. Anyways grabbing the helmet I looked around and frowned, the helmet looked legit so maybe this world had virtual reality type of shit. Setting the helmet down I stood up and for once looked down.

"What the fuck" For one I did not have a large ass stomach instead as I looked down I came face to face with an actual 6 pack now that was not to difficult to see given the fact that anyone could have a 6 pack it was just that I had one and I never went to the gym...meaning this version of myself did and trained himself to gain such a physic.

My dick was also bigger which was a plus since this was still MY body...

"Maybe its because of this" I walked towards my computer and inputted the long ass password before finally being admitted inside and given access to whatever 'I' had in this computer. Opening a few apps I glance at an unfinished youtube video.

"-And yes my fellow weebs! This new virtual reality MMORPG gacha like game will be added to our virtual reality tomorrow at 10 in the morning, those of us who join in first will be spawned in the first world. Era a massive world filled with things to do such as kingdom building to killing boss monsters and more. You can gain or create skills with sufficient mana and foudational skills. And before I finish this off yes you will be able to summon any and all waifus from different animes, cartoons, and more! I can not believe that this is happening but I will be sure to blow my money on Rias because as you know she is one baddie that I have always dreamed off" The youtuber then went on and ranted about how beautiful and sexy Rias is and what he would do to her once he summoned her.

Given that this was a virtual reality video game you had no doubt that he would not do as he promised to do. All he had to do was summon her and he would fuck her for so long he would still be level 1 by the time everyone was level 10 or higher.

The system was mostly the same with STR and INT equal to 0.5 physical and magical damage...oh although I knew some stuff I really did want to check this out.

"Holy shit if this isn't fake..." I grab my virtual reality headset and I check the time before locking my door. I did not want anyone to enter my room while I was...doing things inside of the game. Hopefully I could earn some cash but even being able to play this was good enough for me.

"Start?" I muttered and as soon as I said that I closed my eyes and...

Darkness. Looking around the dark space I spot a small paimon sitting ontop of a small golden throne.

"Welcome player to Realm Online! As you are a newbie would you like to roll for a random skill and waifu to be summoned or would you like to select them from the current basic bitch catalog we have on hand?" Paimon stated as she tossed the basic bitch catalog towards my feet.

"Hmph! As a weeb how could I deny gambling?! Of course I want to roll to determine this!" I state confidently as two dice appear in front of me, grabbing the dice I shake them in my hand while taking a deep breath.

"Please be high please be high please be high" I muttered towards the dice as I tossed them into the air with all my hopes and dreams" As the dice rolled I couldn't help but clasp my hands together and beg to the RNG gods to spare their wrath.

To my surprise a 66 landed for the skill and a 55 for the waifu which scared me since there was a massive list of waifus and I did not know if I got someone likeable or sexy enough to fuck even if they could not help out...but sighing a skill list appeared in front of me...

Looking through the list I decided to grab one of the many elemental based skills...

[Fire Fist]

[Level - 1]

[Exp:0%]

[Description: Gathering mana into the palms of your hand you launch a fiery fist at your opponent dealing 10+INT damage]

[Cooldown:10 seconds]

[Cost:10 mana]

"I choose this!" I shout towards the currently sleeping paimon who glanced at it and nodded. As soon as I looked at the waifu list I was surprised for one I was currently staring at a sleeping and quite lewdly dressed Lalatina aka Darkness from Konosuba.

"She's considered for this because she can not really hit anything and because her body is literally sex on legs and considering the fact that those who summoned her have been fucking her since they summoned her.." Paimon shook her head muttering perverts and of course I would have done the same if I was a lesser weeb. But given that I had a dream of gathering a massive harem I ignore the possibility of trying to impregnating Darkness. Maybe once I had more time or more of a fuck I would..

"And thats mostly it. Most of your stats will be distributed on a 5 so you will have 5 attribute points in each stat, you have the inventory, shop, gacha, status screen, skill list, and perks for when you pass or do something cool that the system deems it sufficient to grant you a perk" Paimon names out as she raises her cute small hand into the air probably about to throw you into the game.

"Wait is it on a danmachi like system" I quickly shout as a portal is created next to me and Darkness a now more awake darkness hugs my arm and I hear a loud yes before im thrown into the portal alongside my waifu slave and off I go to not fucking throw up. The large breasts that pressed against my arm bring me such unimajinable bliss that I dont notice when we finally pop out of the portal.

"Master were here!" Darkness shouts and I then finally take a look around the village we spawned in, looking around I spot a couple slice of life characters, Gardevoir, Albedo and more were walking alongside a male or a female. Thank god the game developers listened and didn't add futas or fucking husbandos.

"Welp lets hunt some monsters" I state with a grin as I drag our level 1 asses to the forest nearby to spot some low level monsters to kill and level up

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Letss gooo got a computer so i can write now yeaaahhhhhh anyways plz vote and comment on what im doing and yes I will only be writing 1100 or maybe 1200 due to stats and skill list an stuff. Might use dice to act as a Fire blast deals 1d10+1+INT type of shit but I dont know.

Might upload wednesday or thursday before ending it on sunday for three chapters this week, maybe if not ill probably upload whenever possible please comment which skills or waifus you want to see fucked or tortured I will do anything almost anything for comments and stuff.

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