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I was in the middle of teaching Jesse various school subjects like Social studies, science, and Math.

However, unlike how boring schools make it by simply telling you stuff from a textbook, I showed him by making him try to bring those things to reality.

Jesse was busy looking at various Dinosaur bones, after an interesting trip into the past to see the signing of the Declaration of Independence, the Constitution, and the Boston Tea Party.

My relationship with Jesse got much closer in the last couple of weeks, I would even think that he sees me as his father figure in life.

"Sir, I believe you have to come see this, I believe we may have found the Archangel Gabriel on Earth." The voice of Ezekiel interrupted the lesson I was teaching Jesse on fossils.

With an irritated sigh, I told Jesse that he had the day off from learning, I left the world and teleported infront of Ezekiel to learn more information.

"So, what's this about Gabriel? You know that he is staying neutral in this war, Ezekiel." Crossing my arms as Ezekiel explained his investigation into Gabriel.

"Part of my Battalion was surveying grace signatures, when we saw the same faint signature keep moving aurond the world. It was to large to be a normal angel or seraph, and the only Archangel on Earth was Lucifer, and he has been in one spot for a while, leaving the only angel for it to be Gabriel." Ezekiel finished his explanation on his investigation.

"Oh well, that was to be expected I suppose, Gabriel was always the type to move even when he needed to lie low, I will investigate the appearance of our brother." Leaving Ezekiel as I appeared in an abandoned paper mill.

The appearance of the mill started to change as i was transported to TV land, Gabriel was in front of me enjoying a lollipop and Smirking.

"Hey bro, it's been a while huh, so listen i got the two chipmunks coimg over and I don't want them to get the wrong idea, so I'm leaving you here until they left enjoy! Gabriel disappeared as I screamed in frustration.

I face-palm myself and sighed as I focused on where Gabriel brought me, I heard a loud roar as the Alpha Wendigo charged at me.

"Are you kidding me Gabriel! Out of all the monsters that you could brought here, you bring me an unstable bastard of Eve! Do you want me to hunt you down!?

I teleported out of the way of the charging abomination, and appeared a few miles from the monster's starting point.

The monster charged at me in the next second, and with a casual wave of my hand, I sent the monster tumbling down the hill.

The monster began to home in on my location and before he could reach me, his feet began to walk backwards as time itself moved backwards, every bird, cloud, person, and thing moved backwards until I let time flow normally.

The moment the time began to flow normally, the monster charged once more, I began to make his atoms rearrange themselves into long strands, like a big pile of spaghetti.

The longer I deterred or destroyed the creature, the more determined it was to find and attack me, finally i came to the point where I was done with the back and forth.

I snapped my fingers as the monster froze in place, I went deep inside of it's subconscious, and found its trauma and repaired it's mind as the world disappeared.

I appeared in some kind of lounge, it was filled sweets and various desserts, and in the middle was Gabriel, watching the Winchesters suffer in TV land.

I used my Telekinesis to throw Gabriel at the wall, and phase my foot into his stomach, making him throw up all the sweets that he ate.

"Gabe, you really must have thought that I was too weak to break out of that liusion, you know very well how I feel about those types of pranks." Taking my foot out as Gabriel began to cough and give me a pained look.

"Damn bro, you should relax some more man, I know some lovely hookers that can help you take out that stick up your ass. Do you like Chastity or Jesus as your first pick? Gabriel stood up and smiled as he put a lollipop in his mouth.

"Wait, you know a hooker that's named Jesus? Actually, I rather you not answer that question, you already are a degenerate in my mind. So mind explaining why are you making the Winchesters go through this." Pointing to the screen where Sam and Dean, are in a game show called the Nutcracker.

"Oh that, I'm trying to make those two dofuses play their roles as the vessels, I just want it to be over with already." Gabriel looked dejected as he started at the two hunters.

"You don't actually mean that Gabe, you have been on Earth almost as long as me, if our brothers plan were to follow through, then all of this would be destroyed in the onslaught, and your not the type to sit and enjoy paradise for the rest of Eternity. Although, you already got your paradise with your hookers and lollipops don't you? The both of us smiled as I took a chocolate bar from his jacket pocket.

"I think all we really need for heaven, is a good and stable leader, Mikey's is too hung up on daddy's big plan, Raph is too stern and cold to deal with the power of leader. We all knew that it was you that dad wanted on the Throne, before Michael took control." Gabriel was looking at me meaningfully.

"That doesn't matter, that would lead to a civil war, the very first thing I wanted to avoid when Michael took control. Besides, Dean would never consent to be Michael's vessel unless his precious Sammy was in grave danger, I bet he would save his brother over sealing hell." Thinking about the stupid decision in season 8

Gabriel and I talked for a bit, the adventures we had with the Norse pantheon, and helping Loki be free from his prison,and smacking Odin.

Gabriel left the lounge and went to talk with the boys, I went to the universe that Gabriel sent Castiel for awhile, it looked like a zombie apocalypse from a very familiar franchise.

"This place looks like The Walking Dead universe, now which version are we in is the question. TV, Game, or Comics, because one of them is a pain to deal with than the others." Leaving the grocery store and walking to where Castiel was.

Castiel was busy fighting with the Walkers that surrounded him, he was doing alright holding his own by using an angel blade, but I could tell that he was weaker than usual even as a fallen angel.

I clutched my hand as i vaporized the entire area of Walkers with Holy light, Castiel looked back and was surprised to see me here with him.

"Castiel, don't tell me that you gotten so weak that you can't even use smite, and pleas don't tell me that you fought angels before coming here." Looking at his depleting grace, it wasn't at the point where he would become human, but it was getting dangerously close.

Castiel dropped his head in shame, he looked like a shadow of his former self, and he was barley toeing the line between an angel and a human.

I sighed at the stupidity of my younger brother, I placed two fingers on his forehead and gave him some of my grace for a recharge, and healed all the injuries on his body and clothes.

Castiel looked perplexed on why I would help him, I told him that it was because he was still my little brother, and because I didn't want to lose a bet with Father, so I needed him alive.

"Since we are going to be here for awhile, let make a game out of the time we have, the first one to kill the most amount of Zombies gets a favor from the other." Grinning because this was an easy thing for someone like me.

The both of us competed against the other, and of course I won, as a seraph I was more faster, stronger, and more aware than my normal siblings.

I left the world as the boys and Castiel were leaving the mill, Gabriel was in a ring of holy fire as the sprinklers were spraying every down.

"So what's your next move? You can't stay neutral forever, and you spent your whole life running away from who you are, isn't time for you to stop being the trickster and be Gabriel, the Archangel who judge and punished the wicked." Giving Gabriel a piece of paper with the coordinates to the pavilion, and flying away to handle the pagan threat that was approaching.

"You know brother, your one mysterious and complicated dick, you know that? Gabriel screamed at me one more time before leaving to spend the night with his "ladies".