WHO AM I KIDDING?

Lois's pov

"At this point, I really wish I could just say it out loud and be like 'Yes I do! Of course I doooo! Oliver I dooo!!'

My thoughts were interrupted when I heard sounds of laughter.

What happened? Why was everyone laughing.

I opened my eyes which I didn't notice were closed until now. Oliver's face was something else as he was trying his best not to laugh and I really didn't think his endurance could last longer. But why on earth was everyone laughing?

It seemed like they were all laughing at me because everyone was looking at me while laughing. I was the center of amusement. But what happened?

Oh my God. It just dawned on me. Did I just shout it out loud? I wasn't just thinking about saying an 'I do', I was actually thinking aloud.

Lawd! I have never been more embarrassed in my life. I looked towards the congregation and Aunt Ashley winked at me. JESUS!! I forced a shy smile at her.

Harrieth came forward with the wedding band, and I picked it with my shaky hand and slid it down Oliver's finger as the priest continued.

"............In the presence of God and every individual here, I now pronounce you Husband and Wife. You May kiss the bride" He motioned to Oliver.

"That moment I dreaded so much was finally here. Should I close the gap between us and just smash my lips on his or would he come to me? For God's sake this would be my first kiss and I am having it with Oliver of all enemies.

I suddenly felt his hands on my waist. I reflexly raised up my head and looked at him closely for a moment. He pulled me closer then he whispered looking into my eyes.

"Enjoy your First kiss while it lasts Amore" A smirk appeared on his lips. Jerk! How did he know that this would be my first kiss? Leaves only one option. HARRIETH!

In seconds flat he connected his lips to mine which made my heart jump widely in my chest. He nibbled and sucked on my lower lip. Wow He's lips are much more softer than they appear to be. And soo smooth! I held tightly to his suit and quickly moved my lips in sync with his.

He was already ending the kiss and pulling away when I snaked my arms around his neck and brought him closer which caused an uproar from the 'audience'. I just didn't want this kiss to end. Not just yet.

Then he pulled me much closer than before that I could feel the buttons of his suit on my boobs. He plunged his tongue into my mouth and ravished my lips.

As wierd as it sounds I felt this funny tingles in my belly as warm shivers ran down my spine causing my knees go weak and slightly wobble.

Finally he gave me one last kiss on the lips and then we pulled away only to meet a cheering crowd. God!! How would I ever look at my Dad in the face after this. I'm sure my face had turned a very deep shade of pink by now.

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Oliver's POV

This was something I was quite certain and sure about. There was no turning back now. I immediately gave my already processed expected answer.

"Yes I do"

When she was asked initially she wasted time giving her reply. I was almost at the brink of losing it, when she finally gave her reply but in a way I truly wasn't expecting.

"Yes I do!! Of course I do, Oliver I do!!!

I just knew she was under serious tension when she said this. She was probably thinking aloud without knowing.

I really tried my best not to laugh but hearing others laugh and seeing her eyes closed and still oblivious to what was going on, made it look more hilarious.

She opened her eyes probably when she heard the laughter and was quite fast to understand what was happening.

I could swear that she was dying of serious embarrassment at that moment. I gave her my hand as she quickly slid in the wedding band with her obviously shaking hands.

"..........In the presence of God and every individual here, I pronounce you husband and wife. You may kiss the bride"

The almighty scene in this blockbuster movie has finally arrived. As much as I know that Lois is not particularly excited to kiss me I know that this would be her first kiss. Yeah Harrieth told me.

And I think it's only fair to make it memorable for her. But when it comes to Lois, I would always be the usual me. I just can't help being an ass to her.

I held her waist and then whispered to her. "Enjoy your first kiss while it lasts Amore" The look on her face surely didn't go unnoticed by me. This look of 'asshole!'

But I wouldn't deny the fact that underneath this whole Macho act I was putting on, they is a part of me that is really so nervous about kissing Lois and I don't know why.

She is not the first woman I'm going to kiss, neither is she the Tenth 'but she's definitely the last' my subconscious mocked. So why do I feel gittery all over?

Let's just get this over and done with. The next thing I knew was that I was lip locked with Lois.

Her lips feel so soft and lush. Just felt like paradise. Huh? What was I even saying?

She took to the rythym fast enough and moved her lips against mine in perfect sync. I felt her hands holding tightly at my suit and I really don't know why but it made me feel hot! I badly needed to end this kiss before I lose my sanity.

I was about to end the kiss which I didn't know was just getting started when Lois snaked her hands around my neck pulled me back into her mouth. My heart almost exploded with pride.

I wasn't the only one whose whole mind was going haywire.

She was losing it too which only means one thing. I was doing a perfect job. I heard cheers and shrill laughter from the guests.

I can bet on anything that our parents were really enjoying the view right now. This is what they wanted by the way.

I pulled her as close as possible as I made sure to plunge deep and suckle on her tongue and lips. With one last kiss on the lips we ended the kiss. I was lost for words.

"That was er.......nice"

"Yeah.... Sure was." she seemed pretty out of breath as she wet her lips with her tongue in a quick slide and shy manner.

Nice? Did I just say nice?

Who am I kidding? That kiss was mind blowing and to think it was with someone as inexperienced as Lois.

Hmmm I just have a feeling that this marriage of ours would be one hell of a roller coaster.