Strongest Man Talks Cat Language

Richter woke up with a headache in an unfamiliar room. He had no idea where he might be nor did he remember clearly. He was still dizzy.

Stumbling and fumbling he managed to make his way to the living room. Just beside the living room was the kitchen and dining room from where Elfman poked his head out and said, "Richter you woke up! Go and freshen yourself up. The bathroom is the one that's right beside the stairs. And also your luggage is in your room."

"Uggh! My head! Thanks Elfman!"

Still dizzy and foggy, he went back to the room he came from, stumbling and fumbling. Taking out the clothes, he bought when with Macao, he headed towards the bathroom.

Freshening himself up, with a towel on his head he went to the dining room. His head was now clear so he was able to remember things. There were lot of things to talk about. As he entered the room, he was shocked.

'Why is Mira-san here? What the heck? Are these two married or something? Wait! Mira-san is already married?'

His head immediately turned towards Elfman. Elfman was in the kitchen preparing breakfast with an apron on him. Maybe feeling his gaze, Elfman looked towards him, gave a huge smiled and said, "Yo! goodmorning! Why don't you sit there for now. I am almost done with preparing the breakfast."

Seeing that smile of a man on an apron, Richter thought, 'I might as well marry him.'

Richter too greeted him back and proceeded to sit on the chair. Meeting Mira here, Richter got nervous, "Ummm! Good morning Mira-san."

"Mmm! Good morning to you too, Richter-saaan~. How was your sleep?"

"Ahaha! You embarrass me, Mira-san. No need to add -san or such. And yes, it was good. I slept like a log."

"I am happy you did. But don't you think it's too selfish to only make a maiden call you by your first name that directly?"

Richter was stunned and flustered. He never thought about it. He didn't know what to say so he chose to stay silent. The situation was getting worse. Mirajane was intently staring at him. Richter was increasingly getting embarrassed and nervous. Suddenly a tan skinned angel on an apron came with the breakfast and saved him, "Nee-chan don't tease him too much. Sorry about my sister. Anyway, everybody the breakfast is ready."

Richter was so much thankful for Elfman. Elfman, he was a true bro.

'Ah right! These three were brother and sisters. Wait! where's the another sister? Did something change or am I just forgetting something? Crap, I don't remember the plot at all.'

Richter didn't think much of it though. He wasn't worried about forgetting the plot so much. Rather, it meant he could go with the flow much better. Richter clapped his hand as all three of them said, "Itadakimasu!" Richter immediately wolfed down the food. As the food entered his mouth, tears left his eyes. The two siblings looked at him since he suddenly cried.

Richter gulped down his food and looked at Elfman and said,

"Marry me Elfman! Be my wife!"

"HUH!!!?"

"I AM A MAN!!! I am gonna be the husband."

A baleful aura suddenly lingered in the air as demonic energy suddenly surged in the room. Both the men felt immediate danger. Mirajane was angry. Deep purplish aura covered her and her hair started flying in the air defying the properties of gravity.

She then said with a demonic voice, "SHUT UP!!! Both of you and EAT!"

" "YES MAM!!!" "

Both of them were terrified.

........

After the breakfast, came the awkward but the most important discussion for Richter. Richter didn't know how to start this conversation, fortunately for him Mira did it.

"Richter, Sure, I will let you stay in my house. BUT! only after you tell my name without those -suffix."

"Sure. Mira-.....san. Eh!!?"

Richter couldn't say it. He has gotten embarrassed. Since, he was used to calling Mirajane 'Mira-san', now to say her first name, Richter was suddenly self-conscious about it. RICHTER HAD CAUGHT ANIME SCHOOL-GIRL SYNDROME!!!

Calming himself down, Richter thought out loud, "What the heck am I getting self conscious for? Come on say it Richter, Mirajane! Mirajane! Mirajane! Mirajane! Mirajane! Mirajane! Mirajane! Mirajane! Mirajane! Mirajane! Mirajane! Mirajane! Mirajane! Mirajane!"

Elfman hurriedly started to intensely shake Richter and shouted, "STOP! STOP saying her name. Are you trying to kill her!!?"

There laid an unconscious blushing Mirajane, soul out of her body.

MIRAJANE HAS ALSO CAUGHT ANIME SCHOOL-GIRL SYNDROME!!!

......

With the problem of shelter solved, Richter was in really good mood.

"Forget about 100,000 Jewels, with all those freedom in the house, I would even grind 500,000 Jewel a month if I had to stay there. Only in paper it was 1 room, I had freedom all over the house equal to the house owners. And Elfman will make me meal every day. I am in a great mood today. Let's go on a quest."

He then selected monster hunting quest. It had a reward of 200,000 Jewels.

"Wow, this one gives a lot of reward. I guess I will take this one."

Quest: Collect 5 Horns of Horned Lizard.

After selecting the quest, he moved to the counter for validation.

"Mira! I am taking this quest."

"Horned Lizards? Even though it says monster hunting quest, it's like a item collection quest. I recommend taking a partner for this quest, Richter. Also you need to give the horns to the client directly for this quest."

"Got it but I will go alone this time. Is there anything else?"

Mirajane pouted ,"Hmph! I don't have anything to say to someone who doesn't listen to me." There was nothing else for her to say, Richter was powerful more than enough to clear the quest.

"Alright then Mira. I am leaving."

"Richter!"

"Hmmm?"

"be careful!"

"Sure. Don't worry! Mirajane."

......

It was Richter's first time riding a train. Even in his previous world, he had never ridden a train, so he was very excited and curious like a cat. Even his eyes had turned like a cat's eyes and his hair like a cat's ear. He couldn't keep his head in one place, always watching here and there.

Maybe that's why a fellow cat came near to him and said, "Neko~ neko~ Meow~Hello! What's your name? Meow~ My name is Milliana Meow~"

"Meow? Richter Meow~?"

"MEOW!!!~ Meow meow meow Meow??"

*Translation blessing activated

'Translation: Do you like cats too?'

"Meow! Meow meow MEOOOW!"

'Translation: Yes! They are interesting.'

"MEOOW!!! Meow meoooooow meow?? Meow meow!! Meow Meow MEOOOW Mmmeow!"

'Translation: WHAAT!! You understand me?? Me too!! I like them VEEERY Mmmuch.'

"Milliana stop talking nonsense and come with me." A muscular young man with a black eye patch and metal plated jaw interrupted their cat talk. He stares at Richter then to his arms that had Fairy Tail insignia.

Milliana droops her cat ears and follows him. Seeing her sad, the dark skinned blonde near her tries to soothe her, "Don't be sad. We will take you to cat cafe after this."

Milliana mood improves as she follows them happily, "Nyaaa~"

"Meow meow meeow meow!"

'Translation: What a weird group!'