Mistakes happen

Before the story begins I just want to make it clear that even though this is a SI fic I'll try not to make it into a Mary Sue. No promises though.

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"Leo you have to stop skipping school. Try to follow your brother's example, he has managed to skip grades twice. If you put more effort into it you will be able to achieve just as much."

I listened as the matron droned on about how useful studies was but I just skipped them. Its bad enough I had to go through school in one lifetime but I cannot do it again.

Oh Leo! what is this about another lifetime you would ask. For all those listening to my inner monologue which might be no one(you can never be sure), I ask this have you heard of the so called protagonist? Someone seemingly chosen at random by some god or goddess to be reincarnated into another world. Sent to save the world with immense talents and powers. Someone who can change the entire course of civilization with their absurd luck.

Yeah, that's not me.

Some being decided to pluck the soul of a random fan and decided to stick him in any world of his choice with five talents. Turns out they managed to screw up and dragged my soul as well. He never even realized that he took me as well.

Turns out it was his first time reincarnating someone so his supervisor decided to not break his confidence and simply separated me from the powerful protagonist. He couldn't do more as it might alert his employee who also turned out to be his nephew. As an apology all I got was the ability to do magic. I didn't complain for obvious reasons.

Can you guess who the protagonist is? Its.... my brother!

What a big unpleasant and unwanted surprise!

He's behaving so much like other mcs that its not even funny. Looks like nobody told him about fanfics.

He's doing the usual stuff you know; perfect score, skipping classes, practicing magic when he thinks nobody is looking, buttering up the matron and lusting at her behind her back.

I mean he's not even a teen, how is he so horny?

Luckily when my soul split from him I managed to steal one of his talents-ritual. I got to know about it when he started muttering about how the knowledge is missing. He still believes that he will get it back but unfortunately for him I got the knowledge.

He's still muttering about how he got scammed. He still got four other talents, transfiguration, charms, defense and alchemy. He should be happy with what he has.

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I see Mike coming in with a charming smile followed by a tall lanky man. He had a face fixed with a constant frown. Snape, my good man so nice to meet you.

"I will begin once you have seated." He said in a low voice. My brother sat down next to me.

"Now you and your brother have been selected to attend our prestigious school Hogwarts. It deals with magic, yes Mike magic." He said looking at brother's astonishment. He stood up and transfigured the chair into a wolf and turned it back. On top of that he changed the color of our clothes with a flick of our wands.

"Where can we get our wands?" Mike asked.

"That was my next topic. Here are your admission letters." He said handing the letters, "My colleague will be picking you up in a week's time for your supplies.

"But we don't have much money." My brother said. Wow how many more cliches and you are laying it too thick dear brother of mine.

"Our school board has a trust fund so you need not worry. If that is all I will be leaving." Snape said and quickly left. I swear when he passed me he muttered, 'I'm not getting paid enough for this.'

My brother quickly followed him trying to make small talk while getting into his good grace. I went through the letter and everything looked the same. Laying back I went through all the events again. This has become a sort of ritual for me. Atleast twice a day I go through all the events of the series. I have no interest in forgetting some important points. It has been 11 years since I last read any of the fandom or the actual novel.

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Professor Flitwick picked us up for the school supplies. It took nearly the entire day. No wonder Snape wanted to have nothing to do with the shopping.

The trip had no big events. We did not even meet anyone important like Harry Potter but if I am hearing correctly Flitwick said that Mike had knocked down Draco Malfoy. He even drew the attention of Ollivander by getting a rather powerful Phoenix feather wand.

Damn you protagonists all I got was a Unicorn tail and Alder wood of 12 and half inches. I did not even get something like threstal hair or a Nundu hair which is so unfair. Next thing I hear would probably be about him coming from an ancient family and being betrothed to half the girls from the story.

Its August 25th and there is little less than a week for the Hogwarts express. I have already packed my few belongings in a bag. The Hogwarts books were slightly fun.

Charms contained lots of spells with the correct incantation and wand movement. The other half contained all the possible mistakes made during the spell and how to correct them. It was made for 11 year old so I understood them quite easily.

Transfiguration was different. Think of maths and physics and their precise nature. Then mix them up and add tons of magic with your intention the spool guiding them. That is the recipe of transfiguration. Tons of seemingly random equations governing the rather delicate nature of transfiguration.

Compared to those defense was much more easier. It has a few pages of caution and followed by spells and dangerous creatures. A rather simplistic approach for such a dangerous topic.

The other topics seemed bland. Potions was mix this much amount of this with that, stir it like this and leave it for some time. It was quite straightforward for most. The true geniuses of this craft are those who can understand why certain substances are used and how they could use it in other ways to make it more efficient. That is much more difficult as a gram extra of some substance may lead to something exploding in your face.

Astronomy was meh. Not even going to bother with memorizing until a day before the exam.

I hate history so sorry for those listening right now.(I'm looking at you omnisent ones.)

My brother has been at an all time high. He has been getting every single spell with that absurd talent of his while I have been struggling with using magic for the first time. I couldn't even try rituals with my brother watching. Besides they need a lot of materials and my only choice is the forbidden forest and a certain room that is way too overused in other fics. Though to be fair it is quite amazing. A room that could make anything.

The only problem is t*hat my dear brother would probably know about that as well. Oh oh shit. If he gets the Marauders Map then bye bye freedom. With his talent he could replace it even if I were to destroy it. My only choice is to steal it and destroy it from the twins before he gets to them. Oh well how tough can that be?

I enter the bathro... go away that's it for now you pedophile unless you want to see me in the bathroom. I won't be suprised if all of you stayed. The internet has destroyed our brains with loli and shouta content.

[AN: Any problems so far just comment to this paragraph. There might be many since I did not have it proofread and I might not for the quite a while.]