Chapter 8 last fight of Holy Grail.

those who read this I want to ask, is it fun? I just make what I feel like so, here is it.

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Ugh where the heck am I?

I thought while looking around and I just give the deadpanned expression to the one who kindly kidnap me.

"don't you give me an eyes like that Shirou." the person who kidnapped me here, Merlin, Magus Of Flower, I don't know why but I have this strange urge to punch him.

I look around and see that this place is really green and there was a giant tower at the 'middle' although there is no middle in here, it beautiful, that why this place suck, it too bright, if you tone down the light you can call it, perfect place.

"so what do you want from me, Troller Magus?" I mean sure, there a little record about Merlin in my underground, but there are many research about Avalon, the distant utopia.

"I kidn-- I mean I pull you here to warn you, The chosen king want your eyes." after he said that I blank out again.

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where the fuck am I? again? I mean can you guys please stop kidnap me? I mean I don't like to be kidnap.

I look around and saw a black grey space, there was a throne at the place where I look, there was a man with white hair braid in to a single line, a red shirt.

and I know instantly, he is too dangerous, even my assassin self also say it impossible to win against this guy... yet.

"so you are the one who have something I want." the person said, it not a question but an order.

"I'm sorry but I don't think I will ever give it to you" I said while looking for a place to flee.

"don't waste your time, this is but just a dream world, your own dreams, but I will say this, after you win or lose in this holy grail war, I will take your eyes."

I try to shout out but I'm not successful in that, then my vision gone blank..... again.

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I open my eyes and saw a ceiling that I don't remember..... again? I mean this day getting ridiculous, I got kidnapped in dream then my real body too?

"master why are you looking like you got kidnap?" I look at the person that say to me, Enkidu.

oh right, I'm faint at my underground base, so it not surprise if Enkidu make a house out of the tree.

"oh I just dream about getting kidnap, so I thought that I got kidnapped again." I said while accept the coffee that Enkidu made, if Enkidu is a girl, it will make a good wife material.

wait, this taste.

I look at Enkidu.

"so what is the water that you use to make this coffee?" I ask Enkidu with a please eyes, it taste is the same as water of immortality.

"ah I see it at the most secure place of underground base, and you said that you like coffee so I think that it was the secret recipe of your coffee." Enkidu said with a smile but I start to cry.

"wah, what happened master??" Enkidu ask me with a startle expression.

"*sniff* it was the water of immortality, my greatest treasure, *sniff*" I said while still drinking the coffee, it pretty good.

"I'm sorry master but that is a lie, I just take a sip to know what it tastes like, then I copy the taste as much as I can" Enkidu say while looking at my crying expression.

"really?"

"yes master." Enkidu said and looking at me, I just jump and hug Enkidu then release the hug

"at least it not." I said while taking another sip.

"and this coffee is pretty good." I complimented Enkidu, I mean in my past life there are many job that I need to acting at this person or that person, sometime I even need to disguise as a chief just to assassinate my target.

but this is really the best coffee I ever taste.

"maybe you have natural affinity for something like this?" I said while taking another sip.

"well, that is no matter now, the last fight of the holy grail war, it will start now." I said.

then I start to walk out of my room and see that Saber is not happy with EMIYA food, she said that although it good it not enough.

so I just wrap everything for them.

"so it will start now huh? do we have a plan?" Rin and Archer ask me.

"plan? I don't have any plan, let just fight her head on, I don't have a sword that counter everything." I said.

of course I do, but that plan is include destruction and sacrifice to make it, I don't want them to know what is the sacrifice

"*sigh* I thought so, the strongest servant, King of Heroes, the oldest king of mankind, she have all of the original weapons of heroes, everything that human made, Wait, human made?" Rin said then starting to enter thinking mode.

"Doesn't that mean she have your spear!!!???"

everyone turn to look at me and in their eyes there was a question, is it true?

"yes, she have, but it doesn't mean I can't upgrade my spear can't I?" I said and everyone have a sigh of relief, but they still notice a sad expression on his face, they want to ask why but they can't bring themselves to ask it.

"let go, it should be at the mountain right?" I ask everyone and everyone start to be in their own fighting mode, Rin even bring my gem out of my underground base, well, I don't really have anything to do with it.

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"Hmph!! you finally come, Mongrel, Faker, and Shaker."

I really want to laugh now, I mean can't you just call me Shirou?

"Can't you just call me Shirou?" I ask her while taking my stance.

"We-wel well, if you say so, Shirou." she said.

..... what the fuck?

(Hey Shirou, why don't you just seduce her? I mean you have good look, kind face, and always calm.) Rin said to me in our telepathic. I just created it yesterday so it can only talk with everyone who have permission.

(No, my stupid pride won't allow it.) I telepathy to her.

"now let us fight should we?" she said then take out Chastiefol, I already won.

"hey guys, do you know there was this thing that I can't simply take out of my mind, so I want to ask you, if winning come with sacrifice, do you still want to win?" I ask my team.

"of course not master, the winning that come with sacrifice are nothing but a story with no end."

"I see, then I should try to use my Reality Marble instead huh?" I start to walk forward, however my team can't come with me.

I create a barrier that cover Rin and EMIYA but let Saber and Enkidu come out, looking at Kagane, or Girlgamesh.

"Start the process of creating Reality Marble

find the external source of magical energy,

found, access to the world will, denied,

find the alternative source, found,

access to humanity will, denied, find the last source, found.

access to Avalon, Deni- accepted.

start the process."

then suddenly there was a crack appear all around them, then the sky got cover by black bright light, the world itself got replace by something, Enkidu and Saber turn around to ask what am I doing? I just look at Kagane, then make a signal with my hand, the signal is, 'Fire'.

then the sky that everyone thought is just a black sky, it was a sword, the sword start to rain down, no end, if one sword break, two would take it place, everyone look at me with a shock expression, because this time I show my true emotions, 'Bored'.

"WHAT IS THIS!!??" Kagane exclaim while using Gate Of Babylon to protect herself, this reality marble do not include with the word, Human.

I look at her that try to destroy all of the weapon that attack her, I make another sign with my hand, 'gun'.

then there was many sound of a bullet pierce through the air, some even create a cyclone.

"UGH!! I HATE ENOUGH!!!" Kagane said then she start to take out a 'Drill-Shape' sword, I look at it, but she still has Chastiefol.

I look at it.

"do you know, I prepare for many things, like someone stole my weapon, and Etc, that why I always put a hidden mechanic to it, now I believe it was wise for me to do it."

everyone look at me then ask me what I mean, I just smile.

"Well, it seem I really need to part ways with you Chastiefol."

I said while throwing Chastiefol at Kagane, them I said the word that will start the secret mechanic.

"King"

*BOOOM!!!!!!*

there was a small black hole cover the area where Kagane should be, after all it leave nothing but a waste land.

{A/N: huh? what the? who make this chapter?}