Meeting the ruler of The Distortion World.

Me:*groans* Where am I?

Giratina: Greeting li,- u know what fuck this shit. FREE ME!

Me: Yay I get more free wishes!

Giratina: Wut n-

Me: So gimme my dimension, a private jet and a flying scooter.

Giratina: What no!

Me: *Starts threatening* You do know I am more powerful than u and can make myself invincible.

Giratina :* starts sweating* YEAH But-

U-u-um

Arceus: *interrupts* Wassup my G.

Me: Wut what do you want Llama.

Arce: Excuse meee~ *Starts buffing up* I am no lowly llama boi!

Me: I can turn u into one

Arceus: Hold on nelly! No need to start threatening meh.

Me: Well I can.

Arceus: Excuse me-

Me: Shut the fuck up.

Arceus: *coughs* I have you kno- *Mouth taped up*

Arceus:*Angry muffling cat noises*

Arceus thoughts: Son of a bit-

Me: *Stomach rumbling* Oh great I'm hungry. To think of it I haven't eaten ever since I came here.

Anyway Girly want to come with me to Palkia's?

Giratina:*Scoffing popcorn: One my name is not Girly and two YESH!

Me: Let us go! Onway my army!

Giratina: What army?Me:*Le slaps*