So Writer, is There Going to be a Heroine or not?

Abel is my name,

A godforsaken bracelet put me in this game.

I came to this another world for fame,

But everything I have done until now has been quite lame.

To me, every person in the world looks the same.

I am the person the luck god is trying to tame.

I kept shouting but nobody came.

I peed myself and put myself in shame.

I am worried that someone might light me aflame.

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This is my ability. Impressed? You must be. The lines towards the end are for you to fill. Do whatever you want with them. And the line about me shouting and peeing, is the truth. No Bladder control at all. And shut up. It is not a poem. It is a song. I am a world renowned writer and assassin. Don't mess with me. I will not leave you alive.

But I am all right. In fact, I couldn't be happier. The Bandits that captured me, are dead.

I know you are curious. And I can guarantee you, that I killed them. How? Simple.

The had kept me in a jail-cell type place for the entire day. During midnight, I understood that it was not the leader, but the 13 dogs he had that were in love with me. So much so that they wanted to eat me up. And that was why he used his magic. I wasn't drugged after all. It was to make my smell more enticing to his dogs. Man, his dogs were madly in love with me. Duck might be jealous. That is why I asked them to leave me because I was already loyal to someone. But they wouldn't listen. Also because the dogs couldn't forget about me even if I died. So I decided to cheat on duck, just this once. And it was pretty tiresome. I mean, I lost so much blood because of the overly aggressive fetish they had for my blood and flesh.

No worries. I was regenerating at a rate which was surprising even for the Bandits. They started calling me a monster. Me? a monster? Pfft , That is just a baseless accusation. I just waned to explore this world and find a way to get reunited with duck.

They attacked me. They wanted to kill me. And I did not like that. I was time for some action.

I clenched my fists. Got my legs ready. Took in a deep breath.

And ran. What? You thought I could fight? No chance. I told you, I represent the cult "Punching bags.". Ain't nothing in this world that I can fight.

I started running, and the bandits were running behind me. They were using all kinds of magic to attack me, but I was simply too fast. The two things that I learned in that world were running and hiding. And I was pretty good at it.

Then, they started dying all of a sudden. Their own dogs killed them for trying to attempt killing me. So it's true after all. Love prevails over loyalty.

I was touched. But I couldn't continue to betray duck. Hence I left the forest sneakily without coming in contact with the dogs by using the chariot they were riding. I went towards the opposite direction of where the dogs were headed. I am forever indebted to them, but there will be always a better person than me to show their primal fetishes on. They will find someone better than me.

Anyway, I am not into animals. I ain't lying. I do not find animals interesting. I find girls attractive. And for an entire day, I haven't seen a girl. Neither 3D, nor 2D. And I am getting sick.

So dear writer, Is there going to be a heroine or not? I am the Protagonist. Don't I deserve some kind of reward for making it this far?

"Greetings Abel." A voice starts ringing from the bracelet. It is a girl's voice. I am truly blessed.

Sorry duck. But if your competition is a human girl, I am afraid that we will have to take some time and see other people.

"I can hear you two talk you know?" The voice proceeds to continue.

"Who are you? Why is this bracelet such a pain in the rock? Why the hell am I here? Will you go out on a date with me?"

Way to go Abel. Now any chance you previously had with her, is gone.