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Say No, Villainess!!

Love your enemies taken to a whole other level. A book about a man who is desperately in love with a woman trying to kill him. Iris, the villainess is someone who tries to monetize off of everything, and Hero is a simple guy who finds this woman to be cute. Get ready for tons of wacky hijinks and a bit of love in this enemies to lover story. A young man called hero fell in love with the villainess, now he spends his time loving her, "I want to hold you!" (Book is very episodic in nature)

OurCandace · Fantasia
Classificações insuficientes
26 Chs

Uwah-

Hero was out in the courtyard swinging his sword for about the one hundredth time. Though he really wanted to date Iris, he can't help but think about how boring it is now that Iris hasn't done an evil plan for a week. Iris however, was sitting on her bed thinking about why none of her evil plans are working on Hero, "Must be plot armor," she jokingly thought to herself while reading an action comic, she just can't put her finger on why the man won't fall for any of her plans.

"Miss Iris, I don't think I like the way you're playing with this young man's heart." Baily said peeking his head through the door. "Well I'm sure he's playing with my feelings." Iris rebottled, "There's no way someone who I was just enemies with would want to date me." Iris then threw her pillow at the door before sighing.

KNOCK

KNOCK

KNOCK

"Iris, it's me can I come in."

"Sure." Iris reluctantly agreed, soon Hero sauntered inside, looking around the room nervously.

"Iris? Do you have any plans?"

"Hmm?"

"Like, I don't know, plans on getting rich and ruining the environment as you try to achieve your goal?"

"Pardon?"

"When's the next raid?!"

Iris sat up, confused why Hero, out of all people, asked when she's going to cause destruction,

"Why do you ask?"

"I'm bored, I've gotten too attach to my job to quit it. I thought I could stop but I can't, I'm itching to stop some trouble." Iris couldn't help but agree, she decided not to cause any problems until Hero fully joined her team, she wasn't expecting him to feel this same desire to fight. However she doesn't want to let the man get his way.

"Nope, I was thinking about turning over a new leaf." you could practically see Hero's mood dappen, "Oh, t-that's good." he said, it was easy to imagine him as a sorrowful puppy by this news.

"I'm p-proud of you." he sighed exiting the room. Hero closed the door behind him and tried to brighten his mood, "Come on Achilles, you should be happy for your girlfriend. She would be happy for you if you joined the dark side." he said a light smile on his face, 'I'm so happy, she's making such sacrifices for our relationship, I need to do something for her.' he thought. Iris was laying in her bed, waiting on how long it would take for him to crumble, "Mwaahaha, he's not going to last 60 seconds playing this waiting game!" she celebrated.

Hero decided that in order to calm his nerves he will go to his old house and pack his stuff. He silently entered his house and started throwing items into his inventory, "I hope this isn't going to take multiple trips." he complained, noticing how much items he has save for later just incase something happens.

"Woah! Where did you come from?" Zeke asked, startled as he entered the room,

"Wait no, actually, where have you been?" he asked,

"I was at Iris's place,"

"Oh I see. Wait! No I don't"

"She's my girlfriend now Zeke."

"When did this happen."

"The day I left Zeke."

Zeke was practically beyond confused at this point but there was no way to put it in simpler words for the blonde. "I'm moving in Iris's house, she asked me too."

"Isn't she the enemy?"

"Not anymore, she says she's going to give it up just for me." Hero said, a smug expression on his face. Zeke wanted to wipe that look off his face but he knew he couldn't.

"You know what, good for you, but I'm upset you didn't tell me earlier, I was looking all over for you."

"Well I told you now."

"Because I accidentally ran into you, I know you were going to forget all about me." Hero shrugged in response, throwing the last bit of items in his inventory, "Good it all fit." he said before heading outside,

"Hey, don't forget to visit me. You can also ask me some relationship advice if you want." Zeke informed. "Hmm, actually I do have one question. What do girls like."

Zeke thought for a minute,

"Well Miss librarian tends to talk about how she wants a man to give her chocolates, she always looks at me weirdly when saying this, maybe your girlfriend would like that."

"Great idea." Hero left,

"He didn't say goodbye again." Zeke huffed, "I thought I raised him better than this."

Hero decided to head out to a dungeon, "Homemade chocolates tend to have more of an affect on girls sentimental value."

"So coco seeds are found at the top of the cliff where the sun is the brightest." he looked at the top of a cliff, it's peak was hard to see with the naked eye, "Perfect, I know it's there." he said, it took him two days to reach the top and back. During these two days Iris was building a weapon that's perfect for harvesting all the energy from the land and turning it into fuel to sell to other countries. Hero then went to search for more ingredients, it took him one more day to find it all, Iris was adding the last bit to her creation, "Just a few more stuff, and there, it's finish. I'm going to turn this bad boy on tomorrow." she celebrated, wiping the oil off her forehead.

"Now let's cook." Hero shouted, praying his luck is at it's highest today,

"I know I'm under level but please, Let Me Cook!" he shouted throwing all the ingredients in the pot.

Chocolate of Undying Love, Legendary

"I did it, all in one try, yes!" he was practically crying at this point.

He left the bakery he was at, everyone staring at the Hero that had tears of joy. He then quick traveled to Iris's courtyard, launching in the air, before crashing right into Iris's machine. Iris walked to the courtyard smoothy in hand,

"cough, cough, the heck happen?" she said fanning the spoke away. Iris then dropped her smoothy as Hero emerged from the smoke, menacingly. He walked towards Iris, his face obscured by the smoke. Iris backed away, afraid that Hero caught on to her plans.

"Here you go, a gift!" Hero shouted excited to see her reaction as he pulled out gift box that was as big as his head.

"W-what?"

"A present, for you." he said, his nonexistent tail wagging excitedly. Iris cautiously opened the box, and pulled out the chocolate,

'must contain urges' she thought to herself, not wanting to show a hint of excitement for the snack, but she caved in halfway through,

"Thank you, Thank you, Thank you!" he celebrated, running to hug the man, "I love chocolate." she shouted. Baily looked on from the distance, happy to see Iris happy.

"Hey Hero, that chocolate was amazing, where did you buy it." Iris asked sitting in the couch, back to back with Hero, "I made it myself."

"Wait what, you can make chocolate!?!"