Draco The Dodecahedron

Save The Dragon! - Chapter 2 "Draco The Dodecahedron"

United States of Muricka, State of Ohio, Nowheretown

<Reynard's Pov>

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[Phosphorus White]: You know what? Screw the fucking protocols, Human! pull me out right now.

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"Pull you out? What the hell does that even mean!?" I asked in an understandably confused tone.

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[Phosphorus White]: You heard what I said! Pull me out of the damn screen! I'll show you how illustrious my form truly is!

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"Err... And how am I exactly supposed to do that? Mr. White?" I'm starting to think that maybe I'm just talking to a lunatic hacker.

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[Phosphorus White]: Ughhh, Humies are all braindead! Just use your inferior fleshy limbs and reach out to the screen, Hold my name then pull me out... Isn't that relatively simple and easy?

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"Simple and easy? You're literally asking me to do sorcery here! What do you think I am? Jesus? I can't do miracles" I asked in an angered tone.

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[Phosphorus White]: Do your part and I'll do the rest of the magic, You'll definitely be wowed

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"Tch, We'll see about that" I stated in a skeptical tone as I reached out my hand to the screen and attempted to grab his username.

To my utter bewilderment, I started to feel like I was actually pulling an object... Then suddenly, A bright light erupted from the screen as something came out.

It was... A floating human head-sized dodecahedron? It was entirely white though a bit goldish in color, A set of 2-D cartoonish angelic wings were attached to its sides and a strangely crown-like halo was floating directly above it.

The "face" of the being suddenly turned golden and transformed into a slit, The slit opened and revealed a single feline-like eye with a golden-gray pupil.

"What even are you?" I asked in wild curiosity.

"Is it a Duck? Is it an Alien? Or is it a Fairy? You asked in trepidation as you marvel upon my gloriously immaculate form" The being said in a graceful yet overbearing androgynous voice.

"Nevermind, You're just a disco-ball" I sharply responded

"Of course! How could I possibly forget? Even with my endlessly profound brilliance I still manage to forget the fact that silly little humans with their tiny and inferior perception of existence couldn't possibly comprehend my pulchritudinous appearance" The Disco-ball said whilst radiating full smug energy.

"Pulchritudinous? What the funk does that even mean?" I asked in genuine curiosity.

"Of course you don't, You silly little ape! Oh, but do not fear! For ignorance is no deadly sin! that is if you were unaware of such a flaw. otherwise, ignorance ought to bring doom to even the most faithful, for willful ignorance is no bliss!" The being exclaimed in a sagely manner.

"Ok, Bro that's cool and all but why are you even here talking like you own the place?" I asked the being in white.

"Well, I supposed it's about time for introductions. I have myriad names and titles which the lowly mortal races of this realm call me by but for you little Reynard, You ought to call me by my beloved childhood name; Draco!" Draco announced.

"It's an honor then Draco, But I meant to ask why are you talking like a medieval poet now? Like seriously you spoke like a God-dammed Blueditor back when we were chatting" I questioned the Disco-ball.

"You ought to speak nothing about that disgusting hypocrite whilst in my presence!" Draco demanded in a furious tone.

"But to ask your question, How would I be called free if I stay consistent? I abide by nothing, even my own way of speech" The Disco-ball answered.

'Huh, Such a weird way of thinking' I thought whilst considering his answer.

"Well, I know your name now but you still haven't answered my first question; Why are you even here, Draco?" I asked again.

"Why am I here? Well to help you of course!" Draco exclaimed.

"Help? How exactly?" I questioned.

"We'll see" The Disco-ball answered in the vaguest way possible.

"Huh? Ok then, But what now?" I asked since in stories like these the magical companion spirit angel or whatever usually gives to the protagonist (who ought to be me) a cool system or powerful cheat right about now.

"Now? We prepare" Draco answered.

"For what?" I asked.

"For the Advent" They answered.

"You realize I still don't know a single thing about whatever the hell that is right?" I stated.

"You will soon little Reynard, Now the important thing to do is prepare" They stated in a vague tone yet again.

"And how do you propose we do that?" I asked.

"Lock up the house, Stock up on food and water, Train your physical and mental strength And get some worthwhile weapons" They answered pretty straightforwardly this time.

"Huh, That sounds like what a person should do to prepare for zombies. Is the Advent you were talking about something like the apocalypse?" I asked in a worried tone.

The apocalypse meant the end of human civilization and as a human person that belongs and relies on said civilization to survive, of course I wouldn't want such an event to take place.

"It is the dawn of a new era for this planet" They returned back to vague answers it seems.

"Well, What are you waiting for? Time to get moving Reyn!" Draco exclaimed.

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Okay guys, I'm sorry but the main course that I was talking about the last chap won't happen here. I thought back t the pace of the story and concluded it would be better for it to happen in the next chap of the chap after it.

I'm really sorry for this inconvenience, so please give me some stones so that I may fasten the writing process :D