In the Land of Fire, high above the clouds, two ninja were locked in a fierce battle.
"Rasengan!"
"Chidori!"
Their jutsu clashed, sending shockwaves through the mountaintops, tearing apart the clouds below. It was a fight for the ages, a fight that would determine the fate of the world.
But then again, who cares? The fate of the world was constantly shifting back and forth, heroes and villains rising and falling. This was just another chapter in the never-ending cycle of war.
However, our real hero was not on the battlefield. No, he was a mere pebble, sitting quietly on the mountaintop. A gneiss pebble, to be precise, minding its own business, trying to ignore the loud, obnoxious noise of the ninja battle nearby.
But then something strange happened. The pebble suddenly found itself thinking, wishing for peace and quiet. How odd, since when did stones have thoughts?
Turns out, a stray jutsu from the battle had hit the pebble, granting it self-awareness. The pebble was now a sentient being, with the ability to think and understand.
The pebble was confused and a bit sad, as it realized its stats were quite low compared to the other stones around it. It wanted to be the best of all stones, to prove its superiority.
Just then, a quest appeared in front of the pebble. A grand and heroic quest, but the pebble was a stone after all, immobile and unable to move. A cruel joke, it thought.
But then, a blast of energy from the battle sent the pebble flying into the air. The pebble was amazed, it was moving! And its stats were getting bigger! Overjoyed, the pebble decided to fly more, hoping to advance on its quest.
That's when the pebble realized it was flying straight towards the head of a red-skinned demon, who was locked in battle with another white-clad ninja. The pebble felt a surge of excitement, maybe this was the start of its journey to become the greatest stone of them all!
And little did the pebble know, that this demon was none other than Naruto, who had gone mad after Sasuke died by slipping on a rock.
As the pebble flew towards the red-skinned Naruto, it suddenly remembered a name: Sasuke Uchiha. He was the same Sasuke Uchiha who had been reincarnated as a pebble after slipping on a rock, his quest is now to destroy all hot springs and get his dick back. The pebble was filled with a sense of purpose.
The red-skin Naruto flinched for a second as a pebble hit it in the face, allowing the white-clad Ninja to plunge its sealing Justus deep onto his stomach.
The pebble was already far away, rolling down the mountain.
Into an unknown world cause by the disturbance in space cause by Naruto being seal.
Sasuke as a rock begins!!