Please Accept Me As A Disciple...

"I don't care ! If you don't let me in, I will pee in the living room !", Saitama shouted out as he held his crotch and jumped up and down like a monkey.

"Bald head ! Why don't you go outside to solve your problem ?!", Duke asked from inside the bathroom while still holding onto the bathroom door.

"Aahhh!... I am not bald head. And go outside to pee ?", Saitama's eyes flashed with understanding, but he was embarrassed to pee outside.

"But it's not good to urinate every where ? Won't people see me ?", Saitama asked in an embarrassed tone.

"Idiot ! Use your brain. There are many mysterious beings and monsters in this part of City Z. No one will be out on the streets looking for trouble so the streets should be empty. There is only you and me in this few blocks of apartments. Even if you pee outside no one will see you or care about you.", Duke replied confidently.

"But...", Saitama replied in a confused tone.

"Hurry up and pee outside ! Just think of it as saving the environment. Save water and all that...", Duke said in a forceful tone.

"Well. Okay. Then I will listen to you.", Saitama said as he smiled.

Saitama quickly jogged out the room door even too late to wear shoes. At this time Saitama's endurance was limited and he couldn't even care anymore if someone saw him peeing outside. He jumped directly from the railing of the corridor in the apartment building. Saitama pulled out his penis and peed at the trees on the ground around the apartment block. A heavy gush of water was released.

Saitama released more water as he continued to pee. The emerald green trees around the apartment were stained with dew drops of pee. They were illuminated by the sun creating colourful little rainbows which were extremely beautiful.

Saitama being fascinated by his own dew drops of pee was immersed in his own thoughts and ignored everything around him.

From the shame of being exposed to public while peeing and the excitement of peeing in public, the two emotions mixed together in Saitama causing a mixed emotions of shame and excitement. Resulting in pure satisfaction in Saitama as he was releasing his pee.

"So comfortable.", Saitama said as he grinned in happiness.

Click !

There was a sound of footsteps approaching Saitama. Saitama turned his head only to see eye to eye with the person approaching him.

"....", Genos said as he looked at Saitama peeing.

"....", Saitama said as he saw Genos seeing him pee in public.

This scene was silent for a while, while the sound of water being peed out never stopped.

After 3 seconds of being confused, Saitama returned back to normal. Saitama used his strongest will to force half of the urine back into his own bladder.

"...", Genos said as he looked at Saitama.

"Who are you ?", Saitama asked as his face showed an expression of pain after having forced half his urine back into his own bladder.

At this moment Genos was disappointed, he had come all this way here to find a teacher but ended up seeing a bald man peeing in public.

What happened to the powerful and mysterious master that lived in this apartment block ?why is there a bald man peeing in public ? Genos thought to himself.

Genos prayed in his heart that this bald man was not the teacher he was looking for.

"Eerr... I am looking for someone that lives here.", Genos said politely.

Don't be him ! Don't be him ! Don't be him ! Genos prayed in his own mind.

"Oh ! You are looking for Duke. Are you a friend of his ? He is inside the apartment. You can go in to look for him.", Saitama said nonchalantly.

That's wonderful, it's really not him. Genos thought in his own mind.

Genos's nervous heart was relieved by Saitama's answer as he pushed open the door to Duke's house and entered it. When he entered the door and walked halfway, he heard the sound of splashing water behind him.

".....", Genos said.

In the living room, Duke tied a fishing line to his rotten tooth and tied the other end of the fishing line to the bathroom door. Duke kicked the bathroom door violently. With a snap the fishing line was stretched straight and finally broke.

"Damn it ! It's just tooth decay why is it so tenacious.", Duke mumbled to himself.

".....", Genos said as he looked at Duke, a spiky haired man in sleeping clothes.

It's impossible ! It shouldn't be him ! There should be a third person here ! Genos thought in his heart.

That's right ! It shouldn't be him ! Genos thought in his heart as his nervousness left him.

"Hey ! Who are you ? Are you looking for Saitama ?", Duke asked as he looked at Genos. Duke could clearly recognise Genos from the One Punch Man comic book. Duke looked back and saw Genos standing stupidly in place.

Genos who was defeated was looking for Saitama as a teacher Duke thought to himself as he remembered part of the One Punch Man comic book.

"Duke ! Are you looking for me ?", a bald man walked in and asked.

"Where did you go ? Someone is looking for you.", Duke said as he pointed to Genos who was still stupidly standing in place.

"Hey, didn't he come to see you.", Saitama said as he scratched his bald head in confusion.

"Huh ! Look for me ?", Duke asked as he blinked his eyes in confusion.

Genos looked at Duke then he looked at Saitama, he was dumbfounded by these two individuals.

Five minutes later, the three of them were sitting down around the coffee table in the living room.

Understanding the ins and out of the matter, Duke said, "Yes finger blast is indeed my move, but...".

"But, what's the matter ?", Genos asked politely.

"But I don't remember what happened yesterday. I should have been asleep.", Duke said. Duke scratched his chin. Its such a waste, Mosquito Girl is dead, she was quite beautiful, Duke thought.

"Maybe you were half awake and half asleep that's why you don't remember much. I sometimes sleep walk to fight with monsters. When I wake up from sleep I am usually on the street covered with blood.", Saitama said confidently.

"Saitama ! Enough....", Duke said as he felt chills, did he kill someone yesterday without even remembering.

Genos stared at Duke, gritted his teeth and said, "Teacher Duke, please accept me as your disciple.".

"What ?!", Duke shouted out in surprise.

To be continued...