My Martial soul's called what?

"Huh"

Wondering what any of this meant Li Chu stared gormlessly at the skeletons.

Seeing Li Chu remained silent seemed to confirm that he wanted the inheritance.

"Very well child sit down" came a smooth and soft voice of a woman that he hadn't heard before.

Hearing the words he sat down and calmed his mind as pain suddenly seared through his body and images appeared of a flying red and blue Phoenix faintly battling a blurry female figure in the distance as the cry of phoenix resounded in the cave.

What he didn't see was the red and blue drops of phoenix blood being absorbed into his body as he writhed in agony before he blacked out as he heard the blurry figure call the name of her opponent.

Draken Phenix Phoenix

Then as he heard the strange name with immense pain Li Chu blacked out.

"Oh dear I may have overdone it a bit after all these year's I couldn't control myself" came the woman's voice

Sighing the rough voice sounded

"Never mind it's my turn now after all these year's I think we can be forgiven for being a bit rough as he started to impart his knowledge to the boy lying on the ground in front of him"

(Three hours later...)

Within the cave Li Chu finally stirred "Arghh my head it feels like it's just been hit by a sledgehammer".

As he looked around he felt different and so did the cave as it was lighter and brighter then before as he stared at his surroundings.

(Ding: Host's Martial Soul has successfully evolved by the golden lotus seeds)

(Ding: Congratulations to Host for achieving a earth class martial soul)

(Ding: Objective 3 Improve martial soul to Earth level: Complete rewarding: 1st stage early sword intent)

No sooner than had this message come up Li Chu felt vast knowledge entering his mind and felt that he suddenly had a good comprehension of sword intent.

As sword intent appeared on Li Chu's Body the two ancestors of the cave of lilies were shocked that he had already understood sword intent at at such a young age and as they watched on...

(Ding: Congratulations to Host for achieving a Heaven class martial soul)

(Ding: Please name the martial soul)

…

(Ding : after Host has named Martial soul it's conscience will be activated)

….

Shocked but also eager to awaken his martial soul's conscience. Li Chu decided on the name Whale king as God King didnt work however...

(Ding: *^$'^ERROR "$^%$!)

(Ding: looking through archives... backup name found of ???? Dick whale)

(calculating...)

(Ding: Name successfully changed to Big Dick)

"What... ahh Fucking damn system"

(Ding: Would Host like to awaken Martial soul conscience "Big Dick")

Well "ahh Fuck... NO" he thought as he half cursed the system again whilst trying to maintain his calm in front of the two entities in the cave as his face twitched and almost coughed up blood in front of the two ancestors.

(Ding: Host has broken through to middle 8th Qi Cultivation realm)

(Ding: Host has broken through to Peak 9th Qi Cultivation realm)

(Ding: Host has broken through...

(Ding: Host has broken through to Middle 3rd Spiritual Martial Realm)

Seeing this Li Chu's face beamed he had finally overcome that tiresome barrier.

Yes thats right he could now fly long distances rather that fall down or have to climb a large cliff.

Thinking about how easy he would be able to move around now his already damaged ego recovered until it was destroyed by the system.

(Ding: Would host like to activate the One click cultivation system as it has been disabled as host has forgot to enable it)

"System why would you do this" as he cried away his sorrows a message appeared.

(System took pity on host's idiocy and reminded host as host has successfully almost fully enabled efficacy of the One click cultivation system as Martial souls rank is Heaven class rank 1-5=85% )

(Ding: It's just your too stupid)

Seeing this Li Chu swore that he would make the system pay as he though about how to get his revenge when...

(Detected Host want's to get revenge on system … punishing Host activating Big Dick's conscience...)

(Taking over Host's mouth... successful)

Suddenly Li Chu had no control over his speech as the system made him shout the words aloud...

"Activate Big Dick"

(Activating Big Dick's conscience)

As his nails dug into his flesh he swore he would get his revenge and that anyone who was this or remembered would soon see their grave.

As he watched his martial soul come to life he had a feeling that it wouldn't be impressed to find out what it now looked like and what it was now called as he felt a faint killing intent from deep within his Martial soul.

"Gulp" as he swallowed the saliva in his mouth and face the angry Martial soul in it's bowler hat, monocle and Borat moustache as he looked into the eyes of the golden coloured whale shark with silver patterns along the huge body of Big Dick.