The Great Cherry-popping Adventure
Editor: EndlessFantasy Translation
Moon Lord: God Chen. To what do I owe the pleasure?
Chen Xiaobei: The birds and the bees. None other.
Moon Lord: Ah, my forte. Please, tell me your troubles!
Chen: That's Moon Lord for you! I'll cut to the chase – there are many, many birds around me who are begging for me to ravage them. But whenever the time comes to put Percy into the playpen, something always messes it up! What the hell is going on?
Moon Lord: Oh, that… Well, there are some things I really can't tell you.
Chen Xiaobei: Fine, I'll stop asking. However, please tell me how to avoid being splashed with cold water?
Moon Lord: Ah! There's a way! However…
"'However' my ass." Chen Xiaobei grunted. "That fossil always wants something from me! What a tool."
Chen Xiaobei: I'll give you anything I can get you.