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Red Envelope Group of the Three Realms

In a world of shallow-minded, materialistic mortals, what would one from humble beginnings - whose face had been stomped on, spat on, oppressed for the longest while by the arrogant, pampered upper echelons of society - do, when a mysterious application pops up in a brand new phone that was meant to be the birthday gift of an ungrateful girlfriend? What if the application takes the form of a chatroom where its occupants, bearing the names of mythical, fictional beings, start giving out 'Red Packets'; while spouting nonsense the entire time? Release Schedule: 14 chs / week *There is something wrong with the system. We are currently working on it right now. Thank you for your patience and support.*

Young Leader · Urbano
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4890 Chs

Don’t Even Try To Run Away From Me!

Editor: EndlessFantasy Translation

Chen built a gigantic lid to cover the urn. Then, he climbed back up to the ground and thought, "I should soak this gigantic dragon dick inside alcohol. I’ll have to use the best alcohol to make sure it turns out good! Should I use whiskey or vodka? I think I’ll have to buy at least a thousand bottles of alcohol to fill up this urn."

"Master Chen! There’s movement at the shore!" Wenyuan warned Chen.

"Eh?"

Chen turned around and checked it out. Then, he said, "Don’t worry! That’s our ally!"

A massive crocodile climbed to the shore and said, "Bro Bei! I saw five speedboats approaching the island! There are at least thirty plus people with weapons in their hands! I don’t think they are friendly!"

"Enemy?"

Chen narrowed his eyes and nodded, "Alright. Thank you so much for your warning. I will buy some mutton and beef to feed you guys!"