Plan up!

I died. To a truck. Yup. Truck kun got me. How? Why? I don't know. But I know this. My new life is fucked up. I was reborn in the DC universe.

Yup. That one. Not the comics though. Oh no no! That would have been too easy! Whatever ROB decided to mess with me decided to put me in the DC movies. The new animated ones. You know, the ones that end with the earth destroyed and Darkseid winning? Now you might be wondering. How do I know that as a two year old Bangladeshi boy? Well there's the fact that the food aid we just recieved has a big Lex Agricorp logo on it. Or perhaps its that our car is a Wayne Auto model T1120.

Fuck me sideways. This is near impossible to survive. Even superman dies at the end. And he's superman! No nononono! If I want to survive I need a plan. Let's see.

The main plot starts in 2012, if I remember right. And that ends in 2020. So.... today is 20th December 1998 and there are no superheroes right now. That means I have 22 years to get powerful enough to survive the endgame. And I'll need allies to. Blindly loyal allies. Pragmatic ones too. Not some goody two shoes like Starfire.

Now, when you save someone from the bottom most point they become willing to die for you. Or so I read. So, who's at the shittiest point in their life?

Hmmm.... there's Terra in Markovia.

And Raven. And ..... Super boy? But that would need Lex luthor to die. But if Lex died, the final battle would fail. But if he didn't die, I couldn't control Superboy. Ugh .... such a catch-22. Wait. I could just hire the scientist before Lex does. Boom problem solved.

Well then. Its settled.

Step 1. Get influential. Start a news channel.

Step 2. Get money. Can't live without money.

Step 3. Get the green lantern ring before Hal Jordan.

Step 4. Get Shazam's powers.

Step 5. Save Terra.

Step 6. Save Raven.

Step 7. Hire Dabney Donovan before Lex Luthor.

Step 8. Capture the beetle armor before it connects to Jaime Reyes.

Step 9. Destroy the Justice Leagues Reputation.

Step 10. Capture a Father box.

Step 11. Sabotage Darkseid.

Lets-a-go baby!