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Reborn as the Clown Prince

Read all Synopsis! Original name: The Clown/Клоун An ordinary student gets into the most famous psychopath of the DC universe and tries to become a hero. -------- Warnings: 1. There is a lot of fluff and the fanfiction atmosphere will be closer to the animated series "Harley Quinn" 2019. 2. There are sex scenes and quite cringe-worthy (there are a couple between the girls), but in general they are hardly enough for ten chapters in one volume. 3. Despite the "System" tag, the system is often mentioned only at first chapters, but after the 12th chapter it practically does not appear even in the form of alerts (I have no task to gain volume stupidly due to repeated stats), besides, the protagonist himself uses it little, preferring independent development. 4. Slow development of the protagonist. -------- Disclaimer: hello everyone, I have to inform you that an unscrupulous translator of my fanfiction has appeared on the site (FanFictionForge (FanFictionPremium): "Reborn as a Joker"). I planned to do the translation myself, but after I finish the second volume. The first volume was completed a year and a half ago. Unfortunately, circumstances forced me to act earlier, so I'm posting all the currently open chapters here. At the moment, 192 chapters in English (DeepL) are for free in the public domain here: https://boosty.to/logri/posts/84a7f749-2050-4d6b-99bc-596965b6eb5c P.S.: at least two translated chapters every day, since I'm still writing the continuation of the story, and I spend about 12 hours on each chapter (in Russian).

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200 Chs

Enchantress (18+)

It had been an incredibly busy day. Now to the information on demon disarmament, delivered from Konstantin, was added knowledge about various magical and semi-magical creatures, as well as various scanning charms. The latter were mainly for evaluating magical weaves and detecting traps. Zi also demonstrated a pretty good feature of true vision. It turns out that one can tell if a person is lying or not by the fluctuations and color of the aura. Only this skill should be developed to learn to see even the smallest deviations, and used wisely, because no one canceled various lunatics or self-hypnosis techniques.

"So, I guess that's it... - the sorceress, who was a little hesitant during the lecture, checked a small leather-bound notebook, in which, as if by magic, new words were constantly appearing. It wasn't a grimoire yet, but it was enough for a wizard's diary. - She gave me the basics, put aside all the necessary books, showed me how to use the artifacts, and then only independent study. Ah, yes. Pay special attention to protective constructions, because standard shields and runes don't always work against some spirits.

I glanced over the girl's shoulder at the notes, finding a lot of crossed-out items. You can't just say, "Go kill that ghost," because there are about fifteen different kinds of ghosts, and it's preferable to kill them all or exorcise them with a personalized and effective approach. Unless, of course, you're some sort of Lord of Order or Merlin himself, who can blast them with pure power, thus annihilating the otherworldly contagion. Although even this method will not always give a hundred percent guarantee. The same demons are not able to stay in this dimension for a long time, which means that you must first destroy their anchor, which can be as the possessed, and some altar, hidden in the middle of nowhere. And if it comes to the higher demons, then here the options for exorcism may well affect the magic of Taboo, and without clearly fulfilled conditions can not even expect to deport the cunning creature back to Hell.

"Uh, no. There's more."

"Did she? - The illusionist frowned slightly, quickly scrolling through the list as if she were holding a regular clipboard rather than a large-checkered notebook.

"Mm-hmm," my arms wrapped gently around her narrow waist. - Right here," I flipped to the very back and pointed to an empty line, activating a light illusion.

"Make love to Jay?"

"Exactly," I said, adding more enthusiasm to my voice. - You certainly wouldn't add any of that nonsense to your list.

"I don't know, there's so much to do... Check the old seals in Peru... Deal with the signal network..." as my hands traveled along her slender waist, accentuated by the white corset, the dark-haired beauty's voice became more and more uncertain.

"At this rate, you're going to drive yourself completely over the edge and you won't be able to help anyone," I continued caressing the seductive body, licking the beautiful neck and then began to move higher, covering every inch of the velvety skin with kisses.

The enchantress smelled pleasantly of lilacs. But I didn't notice any notes of gooseberry, and there was no stuffed unicorn nearby. But why would we need a stuffed magical horse when we had a whole living room with a couple of nice sofas and a soft carpet at our disposal?

Gently nibbling on her appetizing ear, I turned the sexy sorceress around to face me and placed a passionate kiss on her scarlet lips.

Zee wrapped her arms around my neck and deepened the kiss, sliding her tongue into my mouth. I began to feel the sparks between us, and without breaking the close contact, I pulled her down onto the nearest couch.

"Ma-a-aah...

The erotic moaning of the beautiful sorceress was music to my ears. Zee began to wiggle her pelvis, constantly touching my hard cock with her groin. I tried in vain to unbuckle the corset, which seemed to keep me from reaching her seductive body.

To hell with this!

I simply release the fighter with my free hand and, putting aside the interfering leotard masquerading as a stage costume of a sexy illusionist, I penetrate the tight and very wet cavern, causing the enchantress to moan erotically again.

"Uhm... Jay!"

Her body bent beneath me, as if trying to get closer and merge into one, and the sparks between us from our combined auras made the situation even hotter. My hands had a life of their own, and I didn't even realize how I'd managed to get Zee out of her top, but that didn't stop me from capturing the taut and incredibly soft breasts, eliciting another loud moan.

Not even five minutes later, the sorceress cum violently, staining my pants with love juices. Her sluggish attempt to pull away and catch her breath was immediately interrupted, after which I started a new round, thrusting my cock all the way in and slightly strangling my aroused partner.

Soon we changed positions. Now the mistress of the mansion was lying face down, and I was sitting on top of her, writhing on her luscious firm ass.

"Hey, what do you think you're doing?! - The sorceress was outraged when she felt the cold liquid touch her ass.

"Unfortunately, my tongue isn't as long as Harley's, so I'll use another method," the beads pulled from the space pocket were also generously stained with grease. - Let's get you up.

I put a couple of pillows under Zee, making her ass jut out erotically, and, not listening to her sluggish indignation, I began to ram her love-bleeding pussy again, while using the anal beads for their intended purpose.

The powerful sorceress only cursed quietly at such brazen exploitation of her body, holding back moans and trying not to get lost in the waves of pleasure. After a couple minutes of active friction, Zee shook again in orgasm, and I flooded her quivering insides with semen.

After moving the overly contented beauty to the floor, I was left sitting on the couch.

"Mh... Decided to completely defile my body? - The girl said, staring with a little trepidation at the staked, soiled cock in front of her face.

"Exactly," I reply, grinning contentedly.

Roughly grabbing Zee by the hair, I pulled her closer, forcing her nose against my groin. Watching the incredibly sexy beauty "against her will" to serve me brought arousal to a new level. So I didn't hold back and soon cum, partially covering my mistress' beautiful flushed face with hot cream. The illusionist conjured up a ball of water to clean up the mess in a couple of moments, and then we were back in the depths of debauchery.

We lost track of time, but, unfortunately, the sorceress's stamina was much lower than mine. So, after another hour of debauchery, I had to stop, so as not to fuck Zee to oblivion. Still, the world threats and no one canceled.

"That was too good," the sorceress said as she struggled to sit up on the couch, causing white liquid to spill from her pussy onto the couch.

"I just missed you."

The sight of a disheveled beauty with a slightly bloated tummy filled with hot seed gave me a new rush of arousal.

When she noticed the rising flesh, the sorceress pulled her legs up and shielded herself from me with a pillow. She lifted her ass, revealing a bead ring that I'd almost forgotten about.

"No, Jay. Stop! Uh."

I once again pounced on the overly seductive girl like a horny predator.

 

***After another half hour***

 

"Next time, don't even think about coming without Harley," she ordered as I carried her in my arms toward the bathroom. It had to be said that someone had gone a little overboard, and without the ability to use healing spells, Zee wouldn't have been so relaxed and would have kicked a superhero out of the mansion in a heartbeat.

"Maybe I should call Abby, too. She has almost infinite stamina by nature," I replied, squinting in a way that reminded me of a contented cat.

It was suggested in jest, but the thoughtful face of the enchantress showed that she was not going to immediately reject such an interesting option.

"I've never read about elementals being able to have sex, and considering she's also an avatar, it's going to be entertaining..." the thoughtful girl muttered quietly as the fire of a true experimenter burned in her eyes.

Leaving Zee to soak in the hot tub of magical bubbles, I scooped up the books of suppressor artifacts I'd set aside for study, including a unique air spirit amulet, and hurried to my new home, eager to try out the idea I'd come up with to improve my stone skin. To put it bluntly, it's rather foolish to give up a very good defense that also removes the emanations of divine energy, just because of the possibility of breaking the illusion and revealing my identity. The old white makeup and Harley's red lipstick should be used more actively, but luckily for me, I had already experimented with combining the two schools of magic. At that time, the charms created were too energy-consuming and unstable. Since then, my understanding of magic has increased along with the number of available runes and mana reserve has jumped, and I should not forget about my true sight, which will help me create a more harmonious structure, removing unnecessary threads and energy leaks. Moreover, I don't plan to do anything supernatural, but I'm just going to add a small piece of illusion to the main spells, and only in the face area, and maybe try to change the standard gray color, which appears when the spell is active, to the usual pale. Theoretically, with this approach, the two weaves will be inextricably linked, so without destroying one, the other should not be able to dispel at will.

Managing transportation and simultaneously planning the structure of future charas turned out to be quite problematic, and the idea of getting my own car with autopilot, instead of the fallen brave Aston and Fordick. I'm just about to do my robotics homework, having solved an interesting problem. And since I have to have a real superhero car, and the mansion in the near future will be unavailable, I should think about organizing my own secret lair somewhere in the city and preferably closer to the center. Still, there are always extra characters in the game studio, and if Victor is unlikely to give us up, because I got him out of jail and helped with Nora's treatment, then I'm not so sure about the rest of the employees.

Speaking of the scientist. On my way home, I stopped by the nearest supermarket to pick up a week's worth of groceries and unexpectedly came upon Fries, who was standing at the checkout line paying for his purchases. The scene smacked of a little surrealism, as the man was quietly served as if he were a regular customer, not a bald, blue-skinned man with a German accent wearing a refrigerator suit. Naturally, there was a little excitement among the customers and staff, but it was more as if the place had been visited by a weather presenter. A person who seems to be on TV a lot, but not a well-known person, even compared to a news anchor or a popular blogger. Only a couple of people came up to him and asked to take a picture with him, as if he were a mascot at some festival, after which the man quietly left the room without me noticing my surveillance.

And if we talk about the strange attitude of the people around, then during the trip my eyes occasionally caught a glimpse of ordinary citizens in colorful spandex or strange costumes, and somehow I'm ninety percent sure that not all of them were law-abiding citizens.

"Mr. Arkham, can I talk to you for a moment?"

Before I crossed the threshold of the game studio, I was intercepted by the doctor, who seemed to be waiting for me. But I didn't think so, because he and I had just missed each other at the supermarket.

"Yeah, what's up? - I followed him into the lab.

"You were too busy moving yesterday and I didn't have time to show you this," he said as he put the key to the electronic lock and swung the basement door open in a dramatic gesture.

In addition to the usual freezing units, a cryo-chamber with a frozen blonde and a workplace, I saw a mountain of some strange electronics, almost piled on the floor in the very center. Coming closer, I noticed that some of the components had a very familiar black-green or bronze coloring, and looked quite monumental against the background of standard microchips. The electronic tracks alone were almost a finger thick, and the overall layout was a bit unusual.

"Wait... Is this Apokolips' technology?"

"Yavol, I took the liberty of taking some interesting components, after a safety check of course," he replied proudly.

"I see... Now I want details."

So, of course, I knew that Fryce had been saving people for some reason (although, given Zee's words, it was clearly due to the activation of the sigil, which reduced critical thinking), but the fact that the scientist, after clearing a couple of nearby neighborhoods of flying creatures, got to one of the towers in the park and managed to seal it by freezing the entrance thoroughly, no longer does. And when the excitement died down a bit, he visited the battlefield and quietly picked up some interesting technologies until the government caught up and cordoned off all the alien structures.

"...The circuits contain very rare elements that would come in handy in my research."

"So," I looked at the mountain of unique junk once again, "what do you want from me? I doubt you decided to show me all this stuff for nothing."

"Ya," he faltered for a moment. - To realize the potential, we need to buy some equipment.

"How much?"

"Ten million... I realize that's too much to ask. You've already helped me and Nora a lot, but it would be sacrilegious to pass up a chance like this! As far as I know, the towers have already been actively explored, even I've been invited, as one of the experts with several doctorates. We can try to be the first to touch the unknown."

Hmm, why not? The insurance company has already paid part of the money for the destroyed property, and knowing DC's world, I've added alien invasion clauses, and I'm not going to use the VSO's services yet, which means I'll be able to save a lot of money on building the mansion. Not to mention the secret passages I can create on my own.

"Okay, there will be money, but make sure you show me all the results first before you publish or invent some doomsday machine."

"Don't worry, everything will be at its best," the man smiled sincerely.

A judgmental hamster was waiting for me at home, successfully masquerading as a charming blonde. Harley, naturally, understood and was a little upset that I hadn't called her over to have fun with Zee. The guilt was quickly made up for with passionate sex on the new couch in the living room and a promise to invite her next time, especially since the sorceress herself asked for it. Well, and the hint of Abby's possible participation made my beloved to be twice as active, already anticipating the future fun. Ah, yes, this time without the presence of the Guardian of the Forest, so I was able to give all my attention to my favorite and most loyal assistant. The Avatar of Green chose to return to her native element, leaving a bonsai beacon in the studio. Despite the fact that the green-skinned girl, after communicating with Ivy became a little closer to people, she was still uncomfortable to be in the middle of the stone jungle for a long time. Leaving the tired girl to sleep after a stormy night, I finally started to improve the spell, going into the interesting business with my head.