The Merge & New Skills

Oh, behold the splendorous spectacle that is the "GATE." Prepare to be amazed, for it is a goddamn "GATE" like no other. Who on earth had the audacity, or perhaps the sheer idiocy, to construct such a marvel? Surely, it must have required a gargantuan amount of effort, or maybe just a severe lack of common sense.

Oh, but let's not forget about the impeccable placement of the sewage pipes in the ceiling. How ingenious! I mean, who wouldn't want a charming blend of a swamp and a sewage canal in their surroundings? It's a masterpiece of poor planning and utter disregard for basic sanity. Bravo, architects, bravo!

But wait, there's more! As I approached this majestic wonder, I couldn't help but notice the absence of any sensible security measures. No bolts, no locks, just a flimsy piece of paper masquerading as a seal. Clearly, the builders spared no expense in ensuring the utmost security and safety of whatever lay beyond. It must have been the work of a child prodigy, crafting such a sophisticated lock with their crayons.

Now, let us delve into the depths of the eternal darkness that lies beyond the gate. Oh, but wait, what's this? Lighting? Who needs that? Architects clearly have more important things to worry about, like creating an everlasting aura of darkness and mystery. It's not like anyone would appreciate a little illumination in this gloomy abyss.

Ah, the suspense builds. Will there be a deafening roar or a spine-chilling silence emanating from within? The anticipation is killing me. Oh, it seems the nine-tails may have abandoned its post after Naruto's demise. How convenient! Just when things were about to get interesting, I am left with nothing but an empty void. Disappointing, to say the least.

In a stroke of sheer brilliance, my soul conveniently takes over Naruto's lifeless body. And lo and behold, there lies the deceased nine-tails, a delightful corpse waiting to be utilized. How thoughtful of fate to provide me with such a unique opportunity.

[Target Found]

[Do you Want To Attempt Fusion]

[Yes] [No]

The system rang in my voice as I was brain racking on how to put the Nine Tails to use. Wghat can I say such perfect timming. Without a second to waste I choose [Yes].

Then a marvel took place as and my body got yanked towards the nine tails and the merging began.

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After Who Knows How Long

[Merging 10% Reached]

[Merging Temporarly Stopped]

[The merging will continue after host's body adjests to the new powers]

[New Skills Unlocked]

[Transformation (Partially Sealed) : The ability to transform between Naruto and the nine-tails. Currently only the power of one tails can be acesssed.]

[Unlimited Chakra (Partially Sealed) : The chakra of nine tails is at your disposal. Currently only the chakra of one tails can be acesssed.]

Well, well, look at that! I've got myself some shiny new skills. Not that I'm jumping with joy or anything. I mean, who wouldn't want the complete power of the nine-tails, right? But hey, I guess having a watered-down version is better than nothing. Woohoo, go me!

So, here's the deal. I now have two bodies in my possession. One is like the Hulk on steroids, fueled by the overwhelming strength of the nine-tails. The other is this scrawny, frail teenager who's practically a walking skeleton.

Now, when I nosedive into the nine-tails' memories, boy, do I discover a doozy! This poor kid has lived a life straight out of a horror movie. Seriously, forget those fanfictions with their Naruto hates Konoha Tags—this is some next-level shit right here.

And get this, the kid managed to keep his cool, not going all rampage mode on Konoha. Can you believe it? If it were me, I'd have turned that village into a sizzling barbecue without even batting an eye. Extra crispy.

But hold on to your ninja headbands, 'cause Konoha's luck is about to take a wild spin on the Ferris wheel of chaos. Say hello to yours truly—a proud ALPHA, ready to make Konoha regret every single thing they have ever done to this poor kid. Oh, the honor is all mine, I assure you.

Picture this: Konoha, blissfully unaware, frolicking in their little ninja village, when BAM! I swoop in, bringing chaos like a hurricane on steroids. They won't know what hit 'em.

Muhahaha, muhahaha...

Ah, the sweet melody of my sinister laughter, now fine-tuned to perfection. Thank you, merging process, for this delightful upgrade!

But wait, there's more! Guess what I found out? Those cute muscular rats bros mutated and evolved because of the nine-tails' wonky chakra. Evolution, baby! Move over, Darwin!

And the pièce de résistance? The juicy revelation that Naruto's demise can be blamed on those very villagers. Cue the gasps and the shocked faces. Oh, the drama! It's like a ninja soap opera, and I'm the lead villain, savoring every twisted moment.

So, let the games begin! I shall embrace my inner mad scientist, conducting this twisted experiment and eagerly awaiting the fireworks. Buckle up, Konoha, 'cause you're in for one heck of a ride!

Mwahahaha!

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So, dear readers, get ready for the next thrilling episode of our absurd and convoluted adventure. We'll continue to defy logic, mock common sense, and revel in the sarcasm that permeates this twisted world. Brace yourselves, for the journey has just begun, and it promises to be as ludicrous as ever.