A Little Help Please?

Kim had found me shortly after, looking like a giddy kid in a candy store. Heh, I guess some people really are made for the center stage.

Kim: "You should have been there! All those happy people and their families were glad they made it home! Everyone wanted to know what happened to the pilots, but I could only say they were out cold. I'm even going to be.... Oh my gosh!"

Me: "Oh my gosh what?"

Kim: "RON! They didn't mention anything about you! I didn't mention anything either!! No no no, I need to get in touch with the station and-"

Me: "Kim, kim, K.P, It's alright. Amp down K.P. That doesn't bother me."

Kim: "Why not?! You were there! You helped me!"

Me: "Not my style, K.P. I'm like a ninja.. Crafty, stealthy, and silent. Wooo ha!"

Gotta give myself a pat on the back for getting her to giggle. Now the fact she hugged me and gave me a kiss on the cheek was a bonus.

But I did not blush. I repeat. No blushing!

I will say I tried to hide my injury. Did a mighty good job at it too; heck, we almost made it home! But noooooo. The taxi driver just had to make an abrupt stop at a red light that caused me to launch forward and then back into the seat.

I might have screeched a little. Kim might have panicked. The taxi driver maybe thought he was gonna get a lawsuit. But hey, good news is I blacked out from the pain and didn't have to deal with any of the issues that may have arised. So good going for me!

Well, until I woke up in the hospital...

So maybe I hate hospitals now due to a childhood trauma; who can blame me?! No one! I didn't even realise I hated it here until I woke up on my stomach and found myself wrapped in bandages.. Damn bandages.

Thankfully they have those nifty remotes, attached to the hospital bed, that can ding for the nurse. Hopefully she gets here soon because I need to pee. Like bad.

A rather fatigued looking nurse showed up. And wow, did nurses really have to wear such short skirts? I don't remember that being a dress code..

Nurse: "I'm glad to see you awake, Mr. Stoppable."

Yeah yeah, hurry it up!

Nurse: *long dialogue of standard procedure and what not* "Was there anything I could do for you before I go."

Me: "I need to go."

Nurse: "I'm afraid you are not allowed to leave until the doctor signs off that you are cleared to go."

Me: "No, I need to go pee. Please. I really gotta go."

Nurse: "Oh. Oh! Um, I'm afraid you cannot stand up with your back like that, so you will need to use this."

This, as in the bed pan... Motherfu-.. Well how the hell am I gonna do this?!

...

Didn't even have to ask that question before I heard the snap of gloves and my legs being spread. Oh dear god no. No. No. No. NEIN!

Should I be happy that all the workouts and hard cardio has helped me out? Maybe.

But that a nurse would be the first woman to see just how well it has helped me out? I dunno. Maybe?

I had to stifle a moan when she did a slow stroke down to make sure all the urine was out of me and into the bed pan. I hope a new fetish doesn't come out of this.

Nurse: "Will that be all? Yes? Alrighty, well you will be happy to know visiting hours are soon and the young ladies are quite eager to see you." ... I can see why too

What she say? I didn't hear that part.. since I'm hiding whole head in the pillow out of shame! Ugh, I can't believe what happened. Never been like this before?! If this was my old body I'd have been giddy to have a nurse grab me and take aim!

I blame the odd imbalance of hormones. I blame the Reese's. I blame the trolley! And definitely blame the villainess that used our website just to smuggle in guns!

Le sigh...

I must have been rather morose or maybe just lost in my head because it wasn't long before I heard the door click and my two besties, not including Rufus, were on me like a college kid chasing down money.

Thankfully they had the caution to not -jump- on me but hang by my bedside and coddle my head. Ladies, while I love the attention, my back is killing me from this back and forth!

Connie: "Settle down girls, he isn't going anywhere."

Lonnie: "You can clearly see he is bedridden. Now put the poor boys' head down before you break his neck too."

Thank the goddesses that have saveth my life.

Me: "Can I ask what happened? Last I remember was K.P and I were in the taxi."

Ever seen that weird scene where everyone nods to one specific person and then that said person resolves themself into being the spokesperson? Oddly enough, that's what happened here.

Kim: "It was bad Ron. The doctor said initially the damage was bad enough that you would need bed rest for at least two weeks; but the sudden stop the taxi driver made caused you to pinch a nerve that would have paralyzed you from the waist down."

Da fuck? Ya know what, maybe sleep is good for me. I should go back to sleep and think this was a bad dream.

Kim: "Why didn't you tell me you were hurt?! We would have gone to the hospital instead of home!"

Ah crap, please don't turn on the waterworks.

Damn it all...

Bonnie was holding Kim while she cried and I felt like genuine crap.

Just... damn it all...

Me: "I'm sorry K.P, I didn't want you to worry about me."

Kim: "Well now I have to, Ronald Dean Stoppable! Now we all have to! You think none of us here would not worry about you?! You're lucky you are in that bed otherwise I'd tear you a new one!!"

And now she's pissed?! And when did you become so violent!!

Bonnie, don't look at me like that... Great, feel like crap and now being looked at like I am crap..

Well...

Until she kissed my cheek.

Bonnie: "That's from Tara."

Then she kissed my forehead...

Bonnie: "That's from mom."

Then the kissed at the edge of my lips..

Bonnie: "That's from me."

She started to saunter away before looking back at me from the doorframe.

Bonnie: "Your punishment will come after you get out of here, Ron.. See you soon."

...

That girl has a whole lotta gumption.

The twins were giggling at my awe struck face and I think I heard Kim growling. Oh. She was.

She decided to do the same thing as Bonnie, but more along my jawline.. Honestly, these two girls are moving too fast for me.

They are maturing a lot faster than other girls their age, that's for sure.

Kim: "Get better soon Ron.. I'll come back after classes. I'll share my notes with you later so you don't get too far behind."

She left just as quickly as she came. But why are the twins here still?

Connie: "Doc said you'll be fine with plenty of bed rest. So we're here to make sure you get plenty of.. bed rest.."

I..

I don't know how I feel about the way she said that.

Lonnie was removing my pillows before I caught on...

She was already naked! How did I not hear her undress!

I looked back over at Connie and there she was talking to the nurse before they both smiled... and she locked the door...

I was forced against my will....

And I loved it.