1982 Part 1

Family situations are going to be difficult this year. i can't wait to walk so i can potty train myself and get away from milk and bottles. My half-sister Corina June will frustrate me and pick on me. My full sister, Juliana Lilly, was never all that involved with me, so she shouldn't be an issue. My dad, Russel Eric Keller (REK), was a truck driver and was only home to chill on his rare days off. My mom, Willow Jane, was a very 80's mom. She is generally hands-off and more interested in being friends than a parent. i'm similar, so any kids that girls choose to have kids from my assistance will have my financial support and love as needed, but parental guidance probably isn't coming from me.

This year, i will have to focus on movie releases and making money early before i can move into trying to move into political and environmental changes. i have received positive responses for all forecasts from the movie companies. However, only half wanted assistance with staffing and crew recommendations. That will still be enough to fund most of my initial plans. I will offer my services for my favorite iconic movies for free in exchange for an acknowledgment message for AdminAll in the credits. They may end up even better if the corporate wrangling can get out of the artist's way.

The form letter for the labels that now pay for my services would be: Thanks for your requests for our forecasts and/or recommendations. Based on market demands, we expect X movies under your label will gross more than Y amounts. Staff and casting recommendations are Z.

Movie Recommendations

Columbia Pictures: 12 movies for a total of $434 Million Gross

20th Century Fox: 19 movies for a total of $375 Million Gross

Warner Bros.: 10 movies for a total of $194 Million Gross

Paramount Pictures: 14 movies for a total of $424 Million Gross

Universal Pictures: We will offer our forecasting, casting, and staffing recommendations for ET in exchange for thanks in the credits. We expect it to gross more than $359 Million. In addition, we forecast an additional 15 movies for a total of $298 Million in Gross

Walt Disney Studios Motion Pictures: 5 movies for a total of $88 Million Gross

A form letter similar to the December movie form letter will be used for new movie labels, but they will get a year of free forecasts.

United Artists-1 movies for a total of $124 Million Gross

MGM-We will offer our forecasting, casting, and staffing recommendations for Poltergeist in exchange for thanks in the credits. We expect it to gross more than $76 Million. In addition, we forecast an additional 18 movies for a total of $168 Million in Gross

Orion Pictures-2 movies for a total of $59 Million Gross

Embassy Pictures-7 movies for a total of $63 Million Gross

Cannon Film Distributors-1 movie for a total of $5 Million Gross

Expected profits for the movie portion fees will be $13.5975 Million. i will have Ms. Lee set aside the funds expected to pay the corporate tax rate for income over $0.5 Million of 46 percent ($6.25485 Million). Then, i will round up the pay of 10% of profits (from $734,265 to $1 Million) for herself in this order before the next steps. Leaving 6.342 Million for the next stage of projects.

i will then have Ms. Lee contact the employers for my father (truck driver), step-grandfather(grocery clerk), grandmothers(bartender and daycare worker), and 2 uncles on my mom's side (chemical worker and sporting goods manufacturing technician) to ask them to let us pay for their employment and insurance, (in whole if it is below the average income insurance, or in part to subsidize their cost if the income is over the average amount). My uncles on my dad's side are more challenging to help since they work as a family paint and drywall business. Maybe we can get them government contracts and then donate a "cost match" in exchange.

When they retire, we will also move these amounts into "retirement plan" payments (avoiding SSI entirely). Finally, i will have Ms. Lee leave 5 Million as operating expenses and use whatever remains of the 1.342 Million to rent an office and hire employees to help her and me. If she has any funds remaining, i will tell her to pocket it as thanks for her help in the start-up phase.

My employees' wages will be the current average income of $24,000 per year plus insurance for each employee hired. i can let them track down the bands, deal with profit estimates on their own, and only do the writing and staff recommendations on demand. i don't think the recommendations will be requested much, considering the egocentric attitude of most musicians (myself included). i intend to snipe more artists to better labels when possible.

We recommend that Elektra obtain Metallica's contract before Megaforce does. We recommend they spend some time finding a vocal and production sound that James is comfortable with. We expect their first album to sell more than 4 million copies and their sales to continue to increase.

Form letter for charge exemptions for passion projects: We will offer our forecasting, casting, and staffing recommendations to label X for Y in exchange for a thanks in the credits. We expect it to sell Z Million copies over the 40 years that forecast. Most sales tend to come in the first year.

Music Recommendations

Exemptions to fees:

Portrait-Cyndi Lauper 16; Sire/Warner Bros-Madonna 10; Metallica 4; Embassy Pictures-Eddie and the Cruisers 3; Epic-Stevie Ray Vaughn 2

We forecast 265 million copies of the remaining top 100 albums at an average cost of $9, which should provide 17.8875 million copies during 1983.

Recommended TV Shows

The Jeffersons, The Dukes of Hazzard, M*A*S*H, Happy Days

The next step is forwarding as much medical research as possible, especially STDs. There was 1 that impacted the previous generation a lot and a female-specific one that caused a casual acquaintance to commit suicide. If we know the diseases and treatments advanced, we can limit the spread and maybe even create a cure. To be honest, since the goddess is giving me immunity in this life, i'm only focusing on this so i don't experience more people committing suicide over it.

Next, i will send the research from our time proving the value of treatment for drug addiction instead of incarceration to the Democratic Party so they can duplicate the results to debunk Reagan's "War on Drugs", also known as the War on the Lower class. We also recommend that they oppose his Reserve interest rate policy as a cause of unemployment. They can also point out his inability to control his cabinet. While his tax cuts and simplifications are effective, they also will lead to an over 100% increase in the deficit, close to the 200% mark. His military increases and training will get close to a nuclear attack. His support for insurgencies in justification of "freedom" will doom us to future terrorist attacks (9-11 and the Iran-Contra affair). Worst of all, his involvement ultra regressive Religious Wrong will attempt to pull down the Wall of Church and State.

We will have to hire a computer scientist next year to try to push forward the World Wide Web before 1989.