Ever since Sir God Li Qing returned with his beloved pet, the Nine Heavens had another living ancestor.
The three Sir Gods rarely took care of matters. Even Sir God Tian Hua, who was the most unruly, appeared and disappeared unpredictably. The other Deities revered him but did not feel any pressure.
But this dog ancestor was different.
The Nine Heavens was the world's number one spiritual energy gathering place. When the dog came here, it was as happy as a mouse that fell into a rice barn.
If it was not for the Sir God's advice and a few small punishments, the entire Nine Heavens would have been eaten until it was bald. It could even swallow the sun in one gulp.
The dog was very obedient. But if there were treasures "sent" to it, it would not be polite.
The Deities complained incessantly.
After the thousand-year-old peach of immortality, the ten thousand-year-old spiritual fish and other treasures were destroyed, the dog's claws reached out to the lotus seat of Guanyin Immortal Master and ate her natal magic weapon clean. Not even a petal was left.
The pitiful Sir God only came over to tease it because it was cute. He did not even greet it and lost half his life.
This could not be tolerated!
The Sir God cried and complained to Sir God Li Qing. When the Sir God took the Purple Gold Lotus that was growing on the Three Deities Island and refined it into a lotus seat, the matter was over.
After sending off Guanyin Immortal Master, the Sir God looked at the dog hiding behind the pillar. It scratched the golden pillar and peeked at him. After a while, he waved his hand and said, "Come here."
"Woof …"
The dog was the most obedient. It knew that it had done something wrong, so it put on a pitiful look to gain sympathy.
Gou Liang saw the Sir God touch the dog's head for a long time without saying anything. He knew that the Sir God would not reprimand him. He felt bored and returned to the Sea of Consciousness.
Look, didn't you see the clear sky outside? The Great Divine Lord was in a good mood and liked the puppy. He had no interest in staying to watch their lovey-dovey show.
The Sir God did not blame his dog ancestor. He sighed and smiled helplessly. Instead, he put the dog on his knees.
"You are so greedy. Did I mistreat you and teach you to stare at other people's things all day long?"
During this period of time, Sir God Li Qing had experienced the mental journey of a naughty child's parent.
His temple had always been deserted, but the number of people who visited this temple in the past year was more than the total number of people who had visited it in the past ten million years.
"Woof!"
The puppy rubbed its head against the Divine Lord's palm and looked at him with its teary blue eyes. It had an expression that said, "Sorry, I know I was wrong."
But even the Divine Lord, who spoiled his child to the point of being unprincipled, did not believe in his sincerity. No matter how quickly he admitted his mistake, he would have to repeat it again.
Sir God Li Qing didn't care about the loss his beloved dog had caused to the Ninth Heaven. However, he had to put an end to such an incident like today.
If he didn't teach it to know the severity of the situation, it might be the immortals themselves who would suffer the next time. After all, there were many immortals in the Nine Heavens that were transformed from flowers, plants, and immortal beasts.
The Divine Monarch had no intention of letting his beloved pet commit murder, especially since the crime of slaying an immortal was not tolerated by the Heavenly Dao. No matter how powerful it was, it would not be able to escape the Heavenly Punishment. It would not be good if it was injured.
Therefore, in the eyes of the wise Sir God Li Qing, the loss of a strand of hair on the dog ancestor was more serious than the lives of the immortals.
He thought for a while and summoned the Divine Servants to choose some steady young juniors to accompany the puppy. When it was playing outside, it would be good to have someone by its side to remind it that there were some "things" that it could not eat.
The Divine Servant, who was also Sir God Xuan Wu, offered his grandson without hesitation.
Sir God Xuan Xuan had no other good points, but he was steady enough.
Although he had violated the Heavenly Dao in order to take revenge on Sir God Tian Zhen, it was not a big deal. He was a good child that made people feel at ease.
The Divine Lord was very satisfied with this choice. However, he still told the puppy, "Be obedient. If you really want it, come back and ask me if it can be eaten. Do you remember?"
The puppy only nodded. It was not clear if it had heard him.
The news that Xuan Xuan was accompanying the dog ancestor spread quickly.
It was impossible for the news not to spread. The dog didn't like to see Immortal Monarch Xuan's human form, and he also despised his original body for being slow, so he spared no effort to help him. And its method was simple and crude. It made Xuan Xuan Immortal Lord, who had retracted his head back into his turtle shell, roll around like a ball.
In less than two hours, the bitter history of Xuan Xuan Immortal Monarch spread throughout the entire Nine Heavens.
All the deities shed tears of sympathy for Xuan Xuan Immortal Lord. At the same time, there were also some second generation deities who saw the opportunity to join in.
Among them, Danyang Immortal Monarch and Little God of Fortune were the most enthusiastic.
With them continuously sending good things to the dog ancestor, the Nine Heavens had a long period of peace in exchange for a strange combination of factors.
Seeing that the number of victims who came to complain had decreased sharply, the Divine Lord did not stop the dog from indulging in pleasure.
Ever since he came to the Nine Heavens, the happiest person was Gou Liang.
He was finally free from Doggie's restraint and could move freely!
He had been quiet for a thousand years and was far more patient than before. He did not feel bored even when he accompanied the shut-in Divine Lord to meditate in the divine hall.
Especially in the days without the third dog, he had the Divine Lord's peerless beauty and could not be more perfect.
This kind of life went on for ten years.
One day, Doggie smelled Gou Liang's scent on the Divine Lord's body. Don't ask him how he could distinguish his scent from Gou Liang's. He was not clingy to the Divine Lord, so who else could this strong scent belong to?!
Doggie felt a sense of crisis and immediately returned to his former clingy self.
"Your little friend is waiting for you outside. Didn't you agree to go to the Demon Clan? It's not good to go back on your words. You're already fat enough. "
Gou Liang smiled like a wolf grandmother and guided him patiently.
Doggie lay beside the Divine Lord's feet and lazily wagged his tail. He glanced at him and snorted.
This sound woke the Divine Lord from his meditation. He lowered his head and was surprised to see that Doggie was still beside him.
"Woof!"
Seeing that the Divine Lord had woken up, Doggie completely forgot about Gou Liang. He stood up and pounced on the Divine Lord.
Li Qing laughed because of Doggie's licking. She rubbed Doggie's fat belly and thought that Doggie was getting fatter by the day. She asked, "Don't you want to play outside today?"
"Woof woof!" I want to be with you!
The puppy eagerly expressed its wish.
He finally realized that compared to when they were in the mortal world, his Divine Lord did not need his company. He became anxious.
Li Qing did not know the twists and turns in Doggie's mind, but she still enjoyed its intimacy.
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Hearing the notification, Gou Liang's eyes were filled with surprise.
When he saw the kind smile on Li Qing's face, Gou Liang did not know whether to laugh or cry.
It seemed that the Senior Immortal Lord was very pleased that his pet dog "Tired Bird Returns to the Forest" did not turn him into an "Empty Nest Elderly".
Even the favorability, which had been dormant for hundreds of years, had soared.
… He was really curious about how he had managed to conquer the Divine Lord's pet dog and successfully fall in love with him.
Just thinking about it made Gou Liang, who was proud of his intelligence, feel that it was incredible.
While Gou Liang was in a dilemma, the Divine Lord was holding Doggie's furry head in his arms. He chuckled and said, "That's good too. Let's go out for a walk today. It's time for you to lose weight. "
"Woof …"
Doggie, who was despised, raised his paw and poked his face. The sunken soft meat bounced back and even trembled. The Divine Lord could not help but laugh.
His expression of trying to hold back his laughter destroyed Doggie's confidence of being born beautiful.
He covered his face and lay on the futon. He wanted to hide his fat belly with his tail.
The Divine Lord laughed out loud.
Picking up Doggie, who was several times fatter, the Divine Lord said as he walked, "Don't be sad. You're cute no matter what."
It was rare to hear such a straightforward praise from the Divine Lord. Doggie was suddenly revived. He hugged the Divine Lord's neck with his paws and licked his neck and face happily.
The Divine Monarch didn't mind its saliva either. He held his beloved pet in his arms and felt a strange sense of accomplishment.
He looked at Doggie's sweet dimples and could not stop laughing.
Black Tortoise, who was squatting outside the palace, heard his laughter and was so shocked that he stuck his head out of his shell.
Seeing that the Divine Lord was going out, he stood up.
Actually, he and Divine Lord Tian Hua had not accompanied Divine Lord Li Qing for many years.
The Divine Lord did not need them to follow him anymore. Although this fact was disappointing, he could not change it.
However, since the Divine Lord brought back the dog ancestor, many victims came to complain about the naughty child. Black Tortoise felt that he could finally be of use.
He moved over from his own palace without hesitation and squatted in front of the Divine Lord's palace like he had done thousands of years ago to help him deal with the endless accidents.
"Master, what do you need? Why don't you let me do it?"
Black Tortoise's voice was filled with anticipation.
Even though the ninth-level Heavenly Venerate Xuan Wu and Tianhua were the second Gods under Divine Lord Li Qing, the Black Tortoise had never forgotten his own identity. He always missed the time when the world had just been created, when he had followed Divine Lord Li Qing on expeditions and pacified the three realms.
Unfortunately, his master did not notice his intentions at all.
The Divine Lord stopped smiling and said faintly, "Take a walk. There is no need to follow me."
"… Yes."
The Black Tortoise looked at the Divine Lord who was carrying the dog ancestor into the distance and sighed almost inaudibly.
Outside the palace, Xuan Xuan and the others were already waiting. They had originally come to look for Doggie Ancestor to play with the Demon Race. They had not expected to encounter the Divine Lord, so they hurriedly knelt on the ground.
They only looked at Black Tortoise Divine Lord after the Divine Lord left.
Black Tortoise shook his head, indicating that they did not need to wait any longer. He summoned his grandson to his side and patiently instructed him to take good care of the Divine Lord's beloved pet.
He finally understood that the Divine Lord did not just dote on Doggie Ancestor. He simply indulged it.
As long as Doggie Ancestor was satisfied, Black Tortoise Divine Lord felt that it would not be long before he returned to the position of the Divine Lord's most loyal servant!
As for Divine Lord Tian Hua, who had gone to the East Sea to curry favor with the Water God's predecessor, Black Tortoise would not remind him.
He would let that old perverted dragon live happily. When he returned to the palace in the future …
Heh heh, he could already foresee Tian Hua pounding his chest and stamping his feet with tears and snot running down his face.
As he thought about this, Black Tortoise felt that the air in the Nine Heavens today was much fresher than before.
On the other side, the Divine Lord walked his beloved puppy in a very down-to-earth manner.
In order to let Doggie Ancestor move around, he did not soar on the cloud. Instead, he walked behind Doggie Ancestor with his hands behind his back.
Doggie Ancestor had not walked with the Divine Lord in a long time.
When they were in the mortal world, they would often walk along the country roads to digest their food after meals. Doggie Ancestor would always run into the mountains or the water to prepare some good food for the Divine Lord.
Doggie Ancestor was very excited to be in such a warm and leisurely mood that he had not experienced for a long time. He stopped barking and ran up and down the clouds while howling. He was extremely happy.
The Divine Lord looked at him with a smile. He did not care about how many immortals would be frightened by Doggie Ancestor's suppression.
This was not because they were timid. The power that originated from the Power of Darkness was the natural enemy of the Nine Heavens Deities. Even though Doggie Ancestor was still in his infantile state, it was enough to suffocate immortal servants with lower cultivation and even young immortals who had yet to ascend to immortality.
The Divine Lord was inevitably alarmed. However, after calculating with his fingers, he could only shake his head and sigh.
Actually, he was the same as the immortals. He was very worried about Doggie Ancestor's threat. However, the Divine Lord had never protected anyone like this. Even though they had many misgivings, they did not dare to do anything.
In the sky, Doggie searched for a while but couldn't find anything good to present to the Divine Lord. He rolled his eyes and grabbed some clouds to create snowballs one after another, running around the Divine Lord.
Doggie Ancestor was very scheming. He still remembered that the Divine Lord had said that he was fat. He made himself look like a small snowball when he first met the Divine Lord.
He thought that it was the peak of his looks. If he could conquer the Divine Lord once, he could do it millions of times.
Sure enough, the Divine Lord's smile deepened.
Dozens of little puppies acted coquettishly towards him, chasing him and surrounding him. The sweetness was multiplied by dozens of times. The Divine Lord could not resist at all.
He touched this one, patted this one, pulled this one's tail, flicked this one's ear. He was so busy that he could not stop.
Following his laughter, golden light suddenly shone down from the Nine Heavens.
The light of the Heavenly Dao dispelled the pressure left by Doggie Ancestor. The immortals felt as if they were bathing in the spring breeze. There were even a few lucky ones who broke through the bottleneck of their cultivation and ascended to immortality.
Now, no one complained about Doggie Ancestor's existence.
Other than the Divine Lord's beloved pets, who else had the ability to make the Divine Lord so happy? For such benefits, they would even kneel and lick the dog's boots!
However, the benefits were destined to be short-lived.
Doggie Ancestor had always been evil. Even if those little puppies were casually made by the clouds, they had their own consciousness once they appeared. They stuck to the Divine Lord and did not want to let go. They acted coquettishly and acted cute. No one could chase them away. Even Lord Dog's original body was squeezed out by them.
Doggie Ancestor was furious. He opened his mouth and swallowed them one by one without hesitation. He could not be more savage.
Gou Liang shook his head. The System resisted the urge to ridicule him. 'You're better than them, okay?'
It did not doubt that if Gou Liang could do it, the first thing he would do after coming to this world would be to eat those little puppies.
Doggie Ancestor became a housewife again. It was as if he wanted to compete with Gou Liang to see who had more endurance. He stayed by the Divine Lord's side and did not go anywhere.
When he was really bored, he would swing his tail and slap Gou Liang. It was very interesting to see his big white tail pass through Gou Liang's body.
Sometimes, Gou Liang would be a little careful. He would purposely move close to the Divine Lord so that Doggie Ancestor's tail would firmly rest on the Divine Lord's body.
The Divine Lord only thought that he was bored. He stroked Doggie Ancestor's tail and indulged him like all parents who doted on their naughty children.
"If you want to go out and play, then go. Bring Xuan Xuan and the others. You can come back in a few days."
Doggie Ancestor did not want to leave. He laid his head on the Divine Lord's knee and whimpered.
The Divine Lord stroked his soft and long fur and combed it with his fingers. It was so comfortable that Doggie Ancestor felt sleepy and his eyelids drooped.
The Divine Lord found it interesting. Even when Doggie Ancestor fell asleep, he did not stop stroking its fur.
It would be difficult for Danyang Immortal and the others to find Doggie Ancestor to play with.
Doggie Ancestor became a mountain king who would not act unless he saw a rabbit. If it was not a rare treasure, he would not be allowed to take a step out of the temple.
After many years like this, Doggie Ancestor, who fed him three meals a day, stepped on the road of becoming a fat dog and never returned. It had reached the point where it felt uncomfortable to sleep on its stomach. It could be seen how round its stomach was.
Gou Liang was worried. He was afraid that Doggie Ancestor would ruin everything when he saw it. When he took over, it would be a damn fat dog that was even more unsightly than "Tang Tang" …
He really did not want to experience this a second time.
Therefore, Gou Liang repeatedly warned Doggie Ancestor. He mocked and persuaded him, using both the carrot and the stick.
But no matter how worried he was, he could not bear to have a dog-like father who said that "my child looks good no matter what".
The Divine Lord loved Doggie Ancestor because of Doggie Ancestor. The fat on Doggie Ancestor's body seemed to have become the cutest fat in the world.
Not only did he turn a blind eye to Doggie Ancestor's weight, but he was also often coaxed by Doggie Ancestor to give it extra meals.
What else could Gou Liang do? He could only watch as Doggie Ancestor ran towards the wrong path of "short, fat and round".
"Hey … Honey, you can't spoil your child like this, do you know that?"
Gou Liang sat beside the Divine Lord and said earnestly.
At this time, he automatically took the role of the "child's father" and talked to Doggie Ancestor's other father about education.
The Divine Lord could not hear his nagging. At this time, he was looking at Doggie Ancestor who was sleeping soundly at his feet.
In fact, even if he had a thick elder filter, he could not deny the fact that Doggie Ancestor was overweight.
Doggie Ancestor, who felt uncomfortable lying on its stomach, was sleeping in a very indecent position. Its paws scratched its face and stomach from time to time, and it made a light and sweet snoring sound.
It was not sure what it was dreaming of, but its mouth was slightly open and it kept smiling.
This was the reason why the Divine Lord could not bear to make it lose weight.
Doggie Ancestor was indeed a child that he raised himself. Even when it was as fat as a ball, it was still lovable.
The Divine Lord was not in the mood to meditate. He reached out and put Doggie Ancestor on his lap. He rubbed its chubby belly from top to bottom, and then from bottom to top.
Stroking Doggie Ancestor had become the Divine Lord's daily focus. If Doggie Ancestor did not wake up and asked to be fed, he could hold it and stroke it for the whole day.
Doggie Ancestor let out a comfortable whimper in its sleep until the Divine Lord touched a certain place —
It suddenly woke up and instinctively covered that place with its tail and clenched its two hind paws.
"Woof …"
Doggie Ancestor opened its eyes and felt that the Divine Lord's hand was still there. Its fur turned red.
Seeing the white fat ball turn into a pink ball, the Divine Lord laughed out loud. "You actually know how to be shy."
It was really cute in a different way.
At this moment, the Divine Lord was like a parent treating a child with a bad taste. He still felt that Doggie Ancestor was not embarrassed enough. Not only did he not withdraw his hand, he even flicked its little fellow.
Seeing the color of the puppy's fur turn from pink to dark red, as if it was about to burn, he chuckled and said, "You're still young. You can't see your fat tummy when it hangs down. What are you shy about?"
Doggie Ancestor: "…"
It was like a bolt from the blue.
Gou Liang: "…"
He realized that he could not laugh anymore.
It was probably only at this moment that he felt that he and Doggie Ancestor were inseparable.
He completely felt this ten thousand points of critical hit!!
Doggie Ancestor widened its eyes in disbelief. The pink color disappeared from its fur bit by bit, and water vapor condensed in its big eyes.
It tried to hold it in, but in the end, it could not hold it in anymore. With a woof, it cried … and collapsed.
The Divine Lord: … Oh no.
He just remembered that a certain nerve of a man could not be provoked. The fragile self-esteem of a man could not be provoked, even if this Doggie Ancestor was just an underage dog.
"Little fellow, I did not mean to —"
The heartbroken Doggie Ancestor did not listen to his explanation at all.
It jumped up and disappeared into the void, leaving a trail of tears on the ground to vent the sadness that the Nine Heavens could not contain.