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QT:Discussing the correct posture to eat Dog Food

Synopsis: Gou Liang was originally a small office worker of the Space-Time Administration Bureau but because of a weird questionnaire, he was sent to multiple worlds in order to complete a mysterious and arduous mission — to use the correct posture to awaken lord god. Traveling through space and time, he experienced world after worlds of lives before realizing something. It turned out, the gentle and sentimental lord god had been alone by himself, guarding the long and endless period of time that he had forgotten… this book is a quick transmigration novel, this is the story of a foodie go-getter and a dimple-loving lord god. A strawberry flavored scholar youth, a lemon flavored cold and aloof film emperor, a snow pear flavored black belly… however, the edible target became the person whom he shared the rest of his life with. Gou Liang’s life underwent sky toppling and earth turning changes. The you in the next world as well, what flavor would you be? 16 worlds in total: School Campus: Strawberry Flavored Scholar Gong Entertainment circle: Lemon Flavored Film Emperor Gong Ancient Time: Honey Tangerine Flavored Shadow Guard Gong WuXia: Papaya Flavored Senior Brother Gong Beastmen: Pineapple flavored Beastmen Gong Ghost Spirits: Snow Pear Flavored Dead Gong Ancient Time: Grape Flavored Regent Gong Apocalypse: Banana Flavored Boss Gong Interstellar: Pomegranate Flavored Sentinel Gong Modern: Citrus Flavored Aristocrat Gong Mecha: Sweet Jujube flavored Lunar New Year Gong Ancient Time: Durian Flavored Battle God Gong Magic: Watermelon Flavored Blackened Gong Cultivation: Cherry Flavored Disciple Gong Fantasy: Blueberry Flavored Demon King Gong Celestial World: Bayberry flavored Senior Immortal Gong Not my novel ! Not my translation ! Translators: KunLin, TaoTao, SilverRain, Bluemoon. Editors: Amaris, Grump, Mimishijie, Rubhyl, Vez, Blarghette Release Schedule: Sporadic Source : Chrysanthemum garden It's not gonna be completed as the translator have stopped translating this !!

Tour_Freak · Fantasia
Classificações insuficientes
318 Chs

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Wei Manor, Flying Feather Courtyard, Young Master Gou's bed.

General Han, who never slacked off in his martial arts training, was sweating profusely as he did his morning training. Gou Liang, who was his sparring partner, was completely drained of energy. He couldn't even kneel, and was held in a position that allowed him to enter and exit easily. Han Zhan lowered his body, and his thick chest pressed against Gou Liang's fair back. He continuously kissed Gou Liang's dimples, lips, and neck, and his speed became faster and faster.

Gou Liang's mouth was only left with honest moans and panting sounds. When the fierce battle ended, Han Zhan propped himself up and looked down at the sweaty Gou Liang. He even gently kissed Gou Liang's back.

Gou Liang recovered from the pleasure of the ups and downs. He opened his eyes and said with a low laugh, "My soul has been poked out by you. Haven't you shown off enough yet? Hurry up and take it away."

Although he said this, his body couldn't help but lean towards Han Zhan.

Han Zhan lay down and hugged Gou Liang. The two of them leaned against each other like spoons. Gou Liang turned around and exchanged an intimate kiss with him.

Han Zhan said, "You cried out in pain a few times just now. Did you hurt yourself?"

"You didn't stop even when I cried out in pain. It's too late to feel sorry for you now."

Gou Liang glanced at him and stroked Han Zhan's arm muscles. He smiled and said, "I really wonder if you want to kill me on purpose."

Han Zhan pressed his face against Gou Liang's and said, "I want to kill you, but I can't bear to."

Gou Liang grinned silently. Han Zhan kissed Gou Liang's dimples. He rubbed Gou Liang's stomach with one hand and whispered in Gou Liang's ear, "Xiao Kener, let's stay in this world for a few more years, okay? When our lifespans are up and we leave the plot, I'll take you around to see the places you designed in the past, okay? "

Gou Liang said, "But … I'm not looking forward to it."

In Han Zhan's brief narration, Gou Liang was completely unable to equate the idiot who dared to do nothing but eat and cause trouble with the wise and powerful Gou Liang.

How could Han Zhan not know what he was thinking? He smiled and said, "At that time, you had just started developing your mind. It's normal for you to be playful."

"Awaken the mind? Am I a wolf demon that you picked up? "

Gou Liang asked curiously.

"I didn't pick you up." Han Zhan's wet and warm lips rubbed against his sensitive neck. His voice was full of laughter. "You came to me on your own accord. The first time we met, you snuggled into my arms. I couldn't even chase you away."

"That must be because I'm obsessed with looks."

As Gou Liang spoke, he twisted his waist and said hoarsely, "Hubby, I want to hug you while we talk."

"Mhmm."

Han Zhan kissed him. Since last night, Gou Liang had already vented three times, and it was still very heavy. The friction from pulling it out and the feeling of the full part being separated and restored emptiness made Gou Liang, who was still in a sensitive state, feel his limbs go soft. He kissed Han Zhan's lips, his watery eyes full of dependence and affection for Han Zhan, as well as a trace of frailty.

"Xiao Kener, I love you."

"Me too."

Gou Liang hugged Han Zhan tightly, turned over, and kissed him hard for a while before letting go.

He rubbed his chest. His irregular heartbeat and sore throbbing made him feel like he was going to have a heart attack.

Gou Liang laughed and said, "I've been in love with you for a few lifetimes. Why haven't we passed the honeymoon period? Han Zhan, don't you think it's strange? "

"Because you haven't changed at all."

"… That doesn't sound like a good thing."

Gou Liang kissed him.

Han Zhan laughed and touched his sweaty hair. He said, "It's a compliment. No matter how much you experience or how much you have, the things you want will not change. Me too. "

"What is it? Tell me."

Gou Liang lay back on his side, hugged each other, and said warm words of love in the morning.

Han Zhan thought for a while and said, "To accompany you, and to let you accompany me. No matter where, no matter what identity. "

Gou Liang smiled and said, "Although it sounds a little unfortunate, like an old man who lost his footing and wants to return to his family safely, I'll reluctantly take it that you can't leave me."

Han Zhan: "I'm quite old. But at that time, no one else had seen me except for you. "

There was no such thing as having experienced thousands of sails.

"Ah? Even the bureau chief didn't? Then how did you live until now? "

Gou Liang really couldn't imagine how he had lived alone in time and space.

"At that time, time had no meaning to me."

The thousands of worlds were created by him. The life and death of the plants were just the result of the manipulation of the law in his eyes. He didn't yearn for it, so he didn't feel lonely.

But when that snowy white ball barged into his life without warning, everything began to change quietly. When he realized it, he couldn't even remember how he had spent the time before she was gone.

Gou Liang: "When I plunged my head into your arms, did you feel like the whole world was lit up? A light shone through the layers of haze into your world, making you feel especially warm? "

Han Zhan glanced at him and said very sincerely, "Good boy, don't look at those things with Xiao Si in the future."

Gou Liang: "…"

I can't love you anymore _ (: з ̄ ∠) _.

Han Zhan licked his dimples and smiled. "You don't know how much trouble you caused me when you came. I spent a whole thousand years cleaning up your mess."

"Huh?" Gou Liang couldn't believe it. "Tell me about my heroic deeds!"

He was in high spirits, but Han Zhan didn't want to spoil any more. "It's a secret."

Well, this kind of dark history must be part of the agreement that the main god wasn't allowed to mention.

Gou Liang scratched his chest and said, "Your sister is complaining to your parents right now. When are you going back? Take me with you."

"There's no hurry. I'll sleep with you for a while."

Han Zhan directly bypassed him and ordered cleaning and duplication tools from the system. He destroyed the evidence of the crime on the bed and lay down on the clean bed with Gou Liang in his arms. They fell asleep in each other's arms.

*

Shuyang Marquessate Mansion.

"Mother, do you know where Big Brother came from?!"

Princess Shuyang angrily opened the bead curtain and walked in front of the Marchioness. Madam Zhang frowned and said, "Where are your rules? How many times have I told you to pay attention from now on? You'll be married into the Zhuge family in a few months. What if your mother-in-law sees you like this?"

The words went in one ear and out the other. She didn't take it to heart at all and said angrily, "Mother, I'm being serious. The porter came back and said that Big Brother went to the Wei Family and had lunch there. He just came out now. He, he even brought Wei Xuanming with him. What do you think he wants to do? Did he not consider my feelings at all? "

Madam Zhang was shocked when she heard this. She thought for a moment and said, "What nonsense are you talking about? Don't you know how your Big Brother treats you? Even if he's far away at the border, when has he ever sent anything back without you? Also, every year on your birthday, he remembers it even more than your mother. He always prepares carts of good things and sends them to your room early in the morning. Aren't you afraid that your Big Brother will be bitterly disappointed and estranged from you by saying these kinds of things when things don't go your way? "

"I …"

When it came to these things, the princess's momentum weakened. She murmured, "But how did he and Wei Xuanming … Mother, you don't know how unpleasant the rumors are outside."

Madam Zhang had indeed heard of it, but she didn't take it to heart. She only said, "Your Big Brother is now someone who holds a large military force and serves the court. Men naturally have men's matters to attend to and have their own considerations. From what I know, it's not just your Big Brother. Your father also has high praise for Wei Xuanming. A few days ago, he even specifically instructed me to not make things difficult for him. It's as if that child from the Wei Family has done our family a great favor and is the benefactor of our entire household. We absolutely can't neglect him. "

"Although I don't know what kind of favor is, your father and Big Brother have always loved you. For them to back down and treat Wei Xuanming well, it must be no small favor."

Madam Zhang took the princess's hand and patted it. She advised, "Eighth Mother, I know you still have a thorn in your heart. However, it's hard to tell who was right and who was wrong about what happened that year. It's too serious to say that the child from the Wei Family has let you down. Mother has long advised you not to waste your efforts on a man who doesn't love you, but you just … "

Seeing that her daughter's eyes were red, Madam Zhang hurriedly stopped talking, "Alright, alright, let's not talk about this anymore. In a while, they will come to visit as guests, so you can't be rude. You are already waiting to be married, so it's not appropriate for you to see an outsider. Obediently stay in your room and embroider your wedding dress. I'll go prepare the things to receive the guests. "

After Madam Zhang left, the princess clenched her fist and slammed it on the table. It wasn't clear whether she was angry at Gou Liang or at herself.

After Gou Liang arrived at the Shuyang Marquessate Mansion, he was treated well.

Marquis Of Shuyang even specially invited him into the study. Han Yi and Han Zhan's two concubine-born brothers who lived in the capital were also present.

After the door was closed, Marquis Of Shuyang stood up and bowed to Gou Liang. Han Yi and his two brothers were so shocked that they jumped up from their seats. "Father, what are you doing?"

Gou Liang hurriedly stopped him, "Uncle, you don't have to do this."

"A life-saving grace is as great as the sky. How can I be careless?" Marquis Of Shuyang sincerely thanked him. Then he stood up and patted Gou Liang's shoulder, saying with a smile, "Kid, you're not bad. You're worthy of being Brother Xiahou's proud disciple. You're skilled in martial arts and even more skilled in the art of war. You're much better than this old man's sons."

Gou Liang smiled and said, "Uncle, if you say that, I'll blush. Although I'm skilled, I'm still lacking compared to Brother Han. "

Marquis Of Shuyang laughed out loud, "Kid, you're not modest at all. This is good. You're much better than your Master. You're always proud of yourself and always say that you're inferior to others. It's very annoying. "

Although Marquis Of Shuyang and General Xiahou's seniority was lower, the previous Marquis Of Shuyang was seriously injured on the battlefield and returned to the capital early to recuperate. As the eldest son, Marquis Of Shuyang went to the battlefield when he was only ten years old. He became General Xiahou's comrade-in-arms and had a good relationship with him.

"If Master hears you say that, he'll definitely be happy to go back and secretly drink two pots of wine."

Gou Liang laughed.

The atmosphere between the two was harmonious. Han Zhan didn't explain. Han Yi and the other two were confused. They couldn't help but ask, "Father, what are you talking about?"

Marquis Of Shuyang looked at them with disdain and said, "Haven't you always wanted to see the mysterious Captain Chang in our Shuyang Army? Now that he's in front of you, why don't you come and recognize him? Humph, I taught you step by step, but in the end, you're not as good as a young man from a scholarly family. You even made me lose in front of that old Xiahou. You're really embarrassing me. "

They were dumbfounded.

Gou Liang was Chang Xuanning?

How — how was this possible?!

After laughing at this matter, they all had mixed feelings. For a moment, they didn't know how to face Gou Liang.

However, they all knew that Gou Liang had saved Han Zhan's life and almost died on the battlefield. Therefore, no matter what grudges they had before, they still thanked Gou Liang politely.

Han Yi felt awkward for a long time, but he still couldn't help but ask, "I heard that last time when you dealt with the Western Mang Army, you were the one who gave the idea. In the end, you even used a strange formation to trap them? What kind of formation was it? "

Gou Liang didn't hide anything and explained the formation to them in detail.

There was no supernatural power in this world, so the effectiveness of this formation was much inferior. It could only play the role of visual and mental confusion at specific times and occasions. It could shake people's hearts, but it wouldn't cause any substantial harm. However, it was already very difficult to subdue the enemy without shedding a drop of blood.

Facing Han Yi and the other two's gazes of worship, Gou Liang gave Han Zhan a proud look.

He said that his charm was unstoppable.

However, Gou Liang was quickly slapped in the face.

The moment he stepped into Han Zhan's courtyard and walked out of the side door, he was greeted by a whip that pierced through the air, aiming straight for his face.

Damn, she wanted to ruin his face? 'This chick is too vicious!' Didn't she know that he relied on his face to make a living?

At this critical moment, Gou Liang seemed to be scared silly and stood rooted to the ground. Han Yi behind him was so frightened that he shouted, "Eighth Sister, stop!!"

The whip fell and hit the ground.

Gou Liang was already protected in Han Zhan's arms. Seeing this, the princess's eyes widened in astonishment. Then, she used even more strength to lash the whip at Gou Liang. Gou Liang frowned. This girl was really too willful. Didn't she see that Han Zhan was right beside him?

Han Zhan raised his hand and grabbed the whip. He coldly said, "Old Eight, go back to your room."

The princess asked, "Why, why are all of you protecting him and speaking up for him?!"

Why did his older brother, who loved him so much, become like this? Everything was completely different from what she had imagined. Moreover, his older brother was protecting Gou Liang … This protective posture.

Could it be that what was said in the capital was true?