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QT:Discussing the correct posture to eat Dog Food

Synopsis: Gou Liang was originally a small office worker of the Space-Time Administration Bureau but because of a weird questionnaire, he was sent to multiple worlds in order to complete a mysterious and arduous mission — to use the correct posture to awaken lord god. Traveling through space and time, he experienced world after worlds of lives before realizing something. It turned out, the gentle and sentimental lord god had been alone by himself, guarding the long and endless period of time that he had forgotten… this book is a quick transmigration novel, this is the story of a foodie go-getter and a dimple-loving lord god. A strawberry flavored scholar youth, a lemon flavored cold and aloof film emperor, a snow pear flavored black belly… however, the edible target became the person whom he shared the rest of his life with. Gou Liang’s life underwent sky toppling and earth turning changes. The you in the next world as well, what flavor would you be? 16 worlds in total: School Campus: Strawberry Flavored Scholar Gong Entertainment circle: Lemon Flavored Film Emperor Gong Ancient Time: Honey Tangerine Flavored Shadow Guard Gong WuXia: Papaya Flavored Senior Brother Gong Beastmen: Pineapple flavored Beastmen Gong Ghost Spirits: Snow Pear Flavored Dead Gong Ancient Time: Grape Flavored Regent Gong Apocalypse: Banana Flavored Boss Gong Interstellar: Pomegranate Flavored Sentinel Gong Modern: Citrus Flavored Aristocrat Gong Mecha: Sweet Jujube flavored Lunar New Year Gong Ancient Time: Durian Flavored Battle God Gong Magic: Watermelon Flavored Blackened Gong Cultivation: Cherry Flavored Disciple Gong Fantasy: Blueberry Flavored Demon King Gong Celestial World: Bayberry flavored Senior Immortal Gong Not my novel ! Not my translation ! Translators: KunLin, TaoTao, SilverRain, Bluemoon. Editors: Amaris, Grump, Mimishijie, Rubhyl, Vez, Blarghette Release Schedule: Sporadic Source : Chrysanthemum garden It's not gonna be completed as the translator have stopped translating this !!

Tour_Freak · Fantasia
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318 Chs

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Han Zhan.

He was the eldest son of Shuyang Marquessate Mansion, the heir to the title of Marquis and military power, the God of War who could strike terror into the hearts of foreign enemies, and almost became the brother-in-law of the original owner, Wei Xuanming.

The person he hated the most in this world was none other than Wei Xuanming, the one who made his only sister fall ill from grief and refused to marry. Therefore, even if Wei Yan knew the supreme truth of "beauty brings disaster to the country and people, shame to be despised by thousands of people", he did not dare to reveal his identity in front of Han Zhan and show his true face.

Now, this historical problem fell on Gou Liang.

He was not worried about this, but felt that the setting of a brother-in-law becoming a sister-in-law was very interesting.

It was just that, to let such a peerless, handsome, talented, elegant, charming, humorous, resourceful, gentle, considerate, and considerate perfect prince cater to a suicidal idiot, it was really too much of a disgrace.

Sigh, but who told this guy to have such a high correlation with the target's soul, he could only reluctantly do it.

[System: … … Master, you don't have to be modest and act as yourself.]

[Gou Liang looked at it with a smile: What did you say? The wind was too strong, I didn't hear it clearly.]

[System puffed out its small chest and said: My master is a man who can conquer even the gods. You are the embodiment of wisdom, beauty, and temperament. If you say you are second in the whole universe, who dares to say they are first?]

[Gou Liang hooked its chubby double chin: Well said, I love to hear the truth.]

[System: … … Dear master, the big blind spot is approaching you, do you want to activate the pain shield?]

[Gou Liang thought about it and refused: Acting as myself occasionally is still worth considering.]

As expected, Han Zhan soon arrived.

He walked hurriedly, and when he stepped into the inner room, he softened his footsteps and looked at Gou Liang, who was still unconscious and pale. He lowered his voice and asked the military doctor who had been waiting for a day and a night: "How is the situation?"

"Reporting to the general, he has finally stabilized. Fortunately, Lieutenant Chang's heart was naturally a few inches off the side compared to others, and he had taken a life-saving elixir in time. Otherwise, even the gods wouldn't be able to save him. Now that the poison has been removed, as long as I can get through tonight safely, I won't be in any danger when I wake up tomorrow. "

The old military doctor looked haggard and tired, but his eyes were filled with joy.

Han Zhan breathed a sigh of relief. The next day, when he got off the battlefield and heard that Gou Liang had woken up, he quickly went to the military doctor's office.

"It's good that you're awake. This time, I was careless and implicated you."

Han Zhan's words were full of self-blame.

The disguising technique of the man who sneaked into the Shuyang Army could not be considered brilliant, and he was someone close to him. Although the situation on the battlefield was ever-changing and chaotic, in the end he was careless.

"Let's not talk about this for now."

Gou Liang clutched his chest and tried to sit up. Han Zhan hurriedly stopped him. "Don't get up. Be careful not to hurt your wound."

"Understood."

The pain caused his voice to be mixed with the sound of breathing. His voice was weak and hoarse, but his face hung the same cynical smile as before, making people feel inexplicably relieved.

Gou Liang leaned his head against Han Zhan's pillow and asked him, "Did you win the battle? Did you beat that son of a bitch until he cried for his father and mother?"

"Save your strength. Talk less and rest more." Han Zhan said this, but his eyes were sharp. "Don't worry about the outside world. I will definitely make him pay a hundred times the price."

"That's a must."

Gou Liang stared at him without blinking, and the smile in his eyes deepened.

Han Zhan was uncomfortable, but he did not turn a blind eye to it like he usually did. He said, "You rest well. If there's nothing else, I'll go back first. I'll come see you another day."

Gou Liang reassured him. "A scourge lives for a thousand years. I haven't harmed you yet, so how could I bear to die?"

Han Zhan turned a deaf ear to him and said with a solemn expression, "I can't thank you enough. Field Officer Chang, I will remember your kindness."

"As long as you're okay."

Gou Liang saw that he was about to leave and wanted to ask him to stay, but he stopped after just a little movement. Cold sweat rolled down his face. He clutched his chest and pursed his lips. His bearded face was distorted by the pain. It was obvious that he was enduring a lot of pain.

Han Zhan sat down again. Just as he was about to ask him if he wanted to call a military doctor, he saw him smile and ask him, "I want to ask you, General. Have you ever heard of a saying?"

Sensing that it was not something good, Han Zhan cleverly did not answer.

However, Gou Liang was obviously unhappy. "A life-saving grace should be repaid with one's body. General, you won't go back on your word, will you? "

He blinked his eyes and looked expectant. However, he was just throwing flirtatious glances at a blind man. General Han did not fall for his trick at all.

"Your reasoning won't work on me, so don't waste your time scheming." Han Zhan calmly brushed aside Gou Liang's words and stood up to leave again. "All the soldiers are waiting for you to come back and kill the dogs of the Western Mang together. Don't let them down."

These words were actually a rejection of his previous words of coming back to see him another day. He did not want to waste his time listening to Gou Liang's nonsense.

Gou Liang repeatedly cried out, "Ouch, it hurts so much. Han Zhan, do you still have any humanity left? Your cold expression is like a knife stabbing into my heart. Damn, this is an injury on top of an injury. My illness is incurable. I can't get better. "

Han Zhan calmly watched Gou Liang's act, but his feet landed back on the ground. He curled the corner of his mouth and asked, "Field Officer Chang, what do you want? Why don't we call a military doctor to try and save you?"

"Even so, there's no need to go through so much trouble."

Gou Liang's peach blossom eyes, which were filled with smiles, tightly locked onto Han Zhan. He took a breath and said with a smile, "As the saying goes, if one is filled with love, all illnesses will vanish like clouds. General, you are much more useful to me than a military doctor. Oh … you don't need to do anything. As long as you give me a kiss, I guarantee that whatever illness or pain is nothing but a paper tiger. Tomorrow, I will be able to wield two sets of large knives and chop up the Western Mang army. "

He looked at Han Zhan expectantly. Han Zhan muttered to himself for a moment before nodding and saying, "You can still act like a hero with your mouth. It seems like this illness isn't that big of a problem."

He turned around and left. Gou Liang howled in grief, "I'm serious, Han Zhan! It really hurts, it hurts so much that I can't even remember my father's name. You can't just ignore my life and death. Wuwuwu. "

"It's hard for you to still remember me. This general is really overwhelmed by your favor."

Han Zhan's footsteps did not stop. Gou Liang shouted in frustration, "Han Zhan, you heartless man … Ouch, fuck, it really hurts."

He clenched his teeth and sucked in a breath of cold air as he spoke. His voice was so soft that it was almost inaudible, but it made Han Zhan stop in his tracks.

He turned around to look at Gou Liang and saw that his body was covered in another layer of cold sweat. His face was even paler than before. This time, he really was in great pain.

Gou Liang did not expect that Han Zhan would turn around. He stared blankly for a moment before his eyes shone with pleasant surprise.

He watched as Han Zhan walked over and stopped by the bed. He slowly leaned over and slowly moved closer.

He did not know if it was Gou Liang's illusion, but at this moment, Han Zhan's sharp eyebrows softened as he zoomed in. There was also a faint smile on his lips. His handsome face lost some of its coldness and gained an indescribable seductive temperament. He was truly masculine and breathtaking.

Gou Liang's Adam's apple moved rapidly. He did not even dare to blink for fear of missing any details.

Han Zhan's breath landed clearly on his face. The warmth of his breath seeped into his skin, making Gou Liang's lips dry.

His lips were finally about to fall.

"What are you waiting for? Do you really think that this general will do as you wish? "

Han Zhan stopped when Gou Liang's breathing was the most rapid and the passion in his eyes was the most agitated. Even if the slightly smiling subwoofer spoke words of abandoning infatuation, it was still very tempting.

"Chang Xuanning, soldiers protect the general. You are not afraid of death. This is your duty. I am grateful for your kindness, but you can't go too far. You should understand that there is a limit to my tolerance … "

Before he could finish speaking, his voice suddenly dissipated when his lips were touched by a cool softness.

Han Zhan was stunned on the spot. He looked at the person who was so bold as to kiss him and forgot to react for a moment.

Gou Liang did not expect that he would succeed, but he immediately seized the opportunity to pursue the victory. He raised his head and sucked on Han Zhan's warm lips. Like a hungry ghost, he hurriedly and impatiently pressed his tongue into the gap between Han Zhan's lips.

The wet heat on the tip of his tongue made Han Zhan suddenly come back to his senses.

He immediately retreated. Gou Liang wanted to chase after him, but because he pulled on his wound, he suddenly lost all his strength and fell back onto the bed.

Han Zhan originally wanted to make things difficult for him, but when he saw that the pervert who had been acting all high and mighty just a moment ago had shrunk back like a tortoise in pain, and that the bandage on his chest was also bleeding, he could only swallow his anger and wait for the right time to settle the score.

Han Zhan roughly wiped his lips with the back of his hand and coldly said to the outside, "Call Doctor Liu over!"

Someone outside the central room responded and left. Han Zhan coldly looked at Gou Liang who was in so much pain that he could not speak. He thought that this time, Gou Liang would finally be obedient, but he did not expect that Gou Liang would not forget to recite his sour poem while gasping for air.

"Long eyebrows lianjuan, small and disdainful. Captivated by beauty, delighted by the side … Great, haha! "

He laughed proudly and licked his lips. The corners of his eyes were clearly in pain, but the dimples on his face were unbridled and extremely eye-catching.

Han Zhan saw this and for some reason, the anger in his heart eased.

He was obviously used to seeing that face and those dimples, but it seemed to be particularly different today … Probably, he was even more unbridled and disrespectful.

He really needed to be taught a lesson.

[Ding! Target's favorability has been updated. Current favorability: 61!]

When Doctor Liu hurriedly came over and bandaged Gou Liang's wound again, he gave him a sedative and pain-relieving medicine to let him sleep. Only then did he come out to report to Han Zhan.

Doctor Liu said earnestly, "General, Captain Chang's injury is close to his heart, so it can't be treated lightly. If he's spouting nonsense again, just bear with it for a few days. Don't bother with him. "

'So, it's my fault.'

Han Zhan raised his eyelids and said indifferently, "If that's the case, I won't disturb his rest."

"That won't do!"

Doctor Liu became anxious when he heard this. "If he's mentally stable, his body will be lighter and his injuries will heal faster. Moreover, Captain Chang's suffering is not something that an ordinary person can endure. If you don't come to see him, he might not be able to endure it. General, you know Captain Chang's temperament. He has evil intentions, but he doesn't have the guts. Anyway, he's been living in peace for so many years … You just have to bear with it and let him get through the most difficult few days. "

'He doesn't have the guts?

If I lend him a little more of his balls, he'll be able to stab the heavens! '

"You're really considerate of him," Han Zhan sneered. "Fine, I owe him a life, so I should repay him."

He said that he would visit again the next day, and the doctor hurriedly sent him out of the tent.

For the next few days, Han Zhan came to visit on time, but he sat far away and didn't say much. When Gou Liang's condition stabilized and didn't relapse, Han Zhan's attitude became even more businesslike. He only sent people over to check on his condition and didn't show his face again.

Gou Liang sighed. He really missed him so much that his heart itched. He secretly used a recovery item on himself to speed up the healing of his wound. He successfully got out of bed half a month later.

Seeing him go out for a walk, the officers and soldiers were overjoyed and rushed to spread the news. Soon, the tent was surrounded by many people who came to ask about his well-being.

Don't be fooled by the original owner's sloppy and mischievous appearance. He didn't rely on his deceitful mouth to achieve military exploits. He was also loyal to his friends and had excellent social skills. He was quite popular. Day after day, he was rejected by Han Zhan. When he had nothing to do, he would drink a few mouthfuls of wine to drown his sorrows. This time, he had taken a trip to the gates of hell. Naturally, it was incredible.

Or was it because Doctor Liu was afraid that he would exhaust too much of his energy and drive him away? The tent curtain was about to be torn apart.

After resting for another three days, Gou Liang entered the commander's tent uninvited.

This battle had been going on for two months. Western Mang's army provisions finally couldn't hold on any longer and needed reinforcements. If they could cut off their provisions, Western Mang would have to pack their bags and leave in a few days. This matter was currently being discussed inside the commander's tent, the sounds of discussion intense. When they saw Gou Liang lift the curtain and enter, they all became quiet. Then, loud voices began to shout one after another.

"Old Chang, your injuries are all healed?"

"Aiyo, Old Chang, you finally came out! You're all better now, right? "

"That blade really was dangerous. However, I knew that your life was great, haha!"

Amidst a wave of concerned greetings, Han Zhan's deputy general Mu Hang coughed and asked, "Officer Chang, didn't Doctor Liu say that you still need a month to recover from your injuries? Why aren't you properly recuperating in the medical tent? "

"Didn't I come here to treat my illness? Can't you all see that I'm almost terminally ill?"

Gou Liang sat down in his seat and looked at the silent Han Zhan. His hands supported his chin as he said with a smile, "A day apart feels like three seasons. Now that I think about it, general, we haven't seen each other in thirteen years. This lovesickness of mine has already seeped into my bones, tossing and turning in bed, unable to sleep at night …"

"This is a discussion in the tent, there is no need to mention unimportant nonsense."

Han Zhan calmly cut him off. He swept his eyes over the boors who were stifling their laughter, and then his eyes returned to Gou Liang's body. "Since you all came, there is no harm in Officer Chang speaking your opinion on this matter."

Now that they were talking about proper business, Gou Liang put away his nonchalant expression and sat up straight.

After tapping his fingers on the table and muttering to himself for a bit, Gou Liang got up and walked up to the defensive map. He said, "This summer's drought disaster is serious. It isn't only Western Mang, even our Great Desert City's hundred li area has no harvest."

"Western Mang doesn't have a genius like me who knows everything from the heavens to the earth, so they stored up provisions for our army ahead of time. If they didn't have these reserves, after calculating our military needs, we should have requested for food support as well. The reason why they chose to send out troops now is precisely because they don't have enough provisions this winter. Now that I think about it, the amount of provisions Western Mang Country can provide Zan-Bu is limited. Moreover, look at this place. "

Gou Liang pointed at a certain area on the map and continued, "This is the usual route Western Mang Army uses to transport provisions, but this year's drought has caused several water sources along the way to dry up. If they want to transport provisions again, they will inevitably have to change routes, so it is hard to say which route they will take. This way, not only will it be difficult for us to deal with them, they themselves will have to pay quite the price for taking unfamiliar paths in the desert. A single mistake might cause them to lose both men and provisions. However, if … "

Gou Liang stood with his hands behind his back and said with a smile, "Their spies went through untold trials and tribulations to find out the time and route our Sun Guarding Army used to transport provisions. Do you all think they won't use any means to steal from us?"

Han Zhan said, "According to Officer Chang's intentions, you want to invite us into a trap?"

"What does general think? Isn't it that great minds think alike?"

Gou Liang blinked his eyes towards him. Han Zhan stared blankly for a moment, and then a smile appeared on his face.

It was hard to find a confidant in life. It was because Gou Liang always understood what he was thinking that Han Zhan had been enduring his harassment all these years, and did not put the idea of introducing this scourge to Xiahou Jun into practice.

Everyone in the tent began to discuss this proposal. Gou Liang sat on the side and listened. He didn't say anything else, only staring at Han Zhan. Only when Military Doctor Liu sent someone over to urge him to go back and drink his medicine did he leave, turning back every three steps.

Several days later, Zan-Bu learned about the route Sun Guarding Army used to transport provisions from the heavily injured and dying secret agent, greatly pleasantly surprised.

However, he didn't let his joy get to his head, ordering, "Send someone to investigate the situation again. Remember, do not alert the snake in the grass."

As he spoke, he asked the deputy general, "How is the investigation going? Is there anything special about that surnamed Chang?"

The deputy general replied, "Major General, it's no different from the previous information. That Chang Xuanning is brave and righteous, but he doesn't have any background. He's just a minor fifth-rank officer, unremarkable in the Sun Guarding Army."

"Unremarkable? Have you ever seen the death of an insignificant person cause an entire army to erupt into a frenzy and fight with all their might? "

Zan-Bu snorted coldly, very dissatisfied with this answer.

That day, he had clearly seen that the person he had arranged for was a strongman with outstanding archery skills. At such a close distance, that arrow was bound to pierce through Han Zhan.

Even the deputy general behind Han Zhan couldn't stop the broken arrow from shooting toward Han Zhan, who was surrounded by his human wave tactics. That Chang Xuanning, who was a full ten zhang away from Han Zhan, was actually able to step on human heads and steeds to fly over, blocking the arrow for Han Zhan at the critical moment.

To be able to do this in such a short time was enough to show that the other party's martial arts were extraordinary.

What surprised him even more was that after he was injured, the Sun Guarding Army's fighting spirit soared — to say the least, those mad dogs were practically fighting with their lives on the line.

Zan-Bu had clearly heard that the Sun Guarding Army's soldiers weren't shouting that their commander had been plotted against, but that Officer Chang had been killed. The entire Sun Guarding Army had killed until their eyes were red, for no one else but this person.

Was it possible to say that this Officer Chang wasn't extraordinary?

"Investigate again!"

"Yes." The deputy general replied. After a moment of hesitation, he said hesitantly, "Major General, there's another piece of information in the secret report, but it's not very credible. This subordinate doesn't know if I should say it."

"Oh, what is it?"

Zan-Bu didn't let go of any information.

The deputy general said, "Our spies heard from the Sun Guarding Army that Chang Xuanning seems to be a good friend of Commander Han Zhan, and the two of them are very close in private."

Han Zhan was interested in men?

Zan-Bu was shocked by this news for the first time. After muttering to himself for a moment, he said, "Even if this is true, that Chang Xuanning isn't just someone who got his position by relying on his butt. The Sun Guarding Army's respect and love for him isn't fake. Investigate carefully and don't let go of any information. "

The deputy general replied. Zan-Bu smiled and said, "However, this matter of the Sun Guarding Army's commander being interested in men can be used well. We can't be the only ones watching this good show, right? Go and tell this information … "

He gave the deputy general this order, a sinister look flashing through his eyes.