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QT:Discussing the correct posture to eat Dog Food

Synopsis: Gou Liang was originally a small office worker of the Space-Time Administration Bureau but because of a weird questionnaire, he was sent to multiple worlds in order to complete a mysterious and arduous mission — to use the correct posture to awaken lord god. Traveling through space and time, he experienced world after worlds of lives before realizing something. It turned out, the gentle and sentimental lord god had been alone by himself, guarding the long and endless period of time that he had forgotten… this book is a quick transmigration novel, this is the story of a foodie go-getter and a dimple-loving lord god. A strawberry flavored scholar youth, a lemon flavored cold and aloof film emperor, a snow pear flavored black belly… however, the edible target became the person whom he shared the rest of his life with. Gou Liang’s life underwent sky toppling and earth turning changes. The you in the next world as well, what flavor would you be? 16 worlds in total: School Campus: Strawberry Flavored Scholar Gong Entertainment circle: Lemon Flavored Film Emperor Gong Ancient Time: Honey Tangerine Flavored Shadow Guard Gong WuXia: Papaya Flavored Senior Brother Gong Beastmen: Pineapple flavored Beastmen Gong Ghost Spirits: Snow Pear Flavored Dead Gong Ancient Time: Grape Flavored Regent Gong Apocalypse: Banana Flavored Boss Gong Interstellar: Pomegranate Flavored Sentinel Gong Modern: Citrus Flavored Aristocrat Gong Mecha: Sweet Jujube flavored Lunar New Year Gong Ancient Time: Durian Flavored Battle God Gong Magic: Watermelon Flavored Blackened Gong Cultivation: Cherry Flavored Disciple Gong Fantasy: Blueberry Flavored Demon King Gong Celestial World: Bayberry flavored Senior Immortal Gong Not my novel ! Not my translation ! Translators: KunLin, TaoTao, SilverRain, Bluemoon. Editors: Amaris, Grump, Mimishijie, Rubhyl, Vez, Blarghette Release Schedule: Sporadic Source : Chrysanthemum garden It's not gonna be completed as the translator have stopped translating this !!

Tour_Freak · Fantasia
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318 Chs

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The fourteenth bowl of dog food: cherry-flavored disciple attack.

Seven stars in the universe, the sword moves the nine heavens!

The spirit boat landed in front of the Seven Sword Sect. Mo Yinchu raised his head and saw the couplets engraved on the left and right sides of the gate. The awe-inspiring sword intent made his heart tremble slightly. He unexpectedly remembered some of the past events that had been sealed in his memory. For a moment, he actually felt sentimental about the unpredictable changes of the world.

The other people on the spirit boat naturally also saw the couplets, but because their cultivation was too low, they only took a few glances before someone fell off the spirit boat.

Fortunately, the spirit boat had already anchored, or else this fall would have broken their heads and bled.

The sect's martial uncle who led the team felt embarrassed and reprimanded them to stand up properly. When he turned around and saw Mo Yinchu was still staring at the words, he gently advised, "It is said that these words were personally written by the founder of the Seven Sword Sect. The profoundness of these words is not something that us Foundation Establishment disciples can peek at. Don't force it. If you hurt your cultivation, you will ruin this opportunity."

Mo Yinchu heard this and quickly withdrew his gaze. He respectfully said, "Thank you for your teachings, third martial uncle. This disciple will follow."

Third martial uncle was satisfied with his humble attitude. He stroked his beard and smiled. "You don't have to be so serious. This time, if Martial Nephew is favored by the immortal master, I may have to call you senior next year."

Mo Yinchu was in fear and trepidation. Third martial uncle laughed loudly. Seeing that the guide had not yet arrived, he told him and the other four disciples about the history of the Seven Sword Sect.

The three realms of cultivation were the lower realm of mortals, the middle realm of immortals, and the upper realm of immortals.

The upper realm of immortals was a legendary existence among cultivators. It was said that one could ascend to the upper realm of immortals after passing the tribulation. However, that was only history for cultivators today. In the past ten thousand years, no one had succeeded in passing the tribulation.

There were two ways for cultivators from the mortal realm to enter the middle realm of immortals. One was to be guided by cultivators from the middle realm of immortals. The other was to enter the Nascent Soul realm and open the passage to the middle realm of immortals.

In this way, the middle realm of immortals became a paradise in the eyes of cultivators from the mortal realm. Their lifelong pursuit was to step into this realm.

Mo Yinchu and his group came from a cultivation sect in the mortal world. Their sect was the Flowing Maple Sword Sect, which was not considered as one of the top sects in the mortal world. Originally, the Seven Sword Sect's recruitment of new disciples had nothing to do with them, but there were exceptions.

Five years ago, the youngest son of the Master of the Flowing Maple Sword Sect accidentally saved the life of the only daughter of the Seven Sword Sect's Sword Riding Peak Master, and with his good looks, he captured the young girl's heart. The Peak Master's only daughter insisted on marrying, so the Seven Sword Sect granted the Flowing Maple Sect a name in the Lower Bound due to this marriage. It was also because of this that Liu Feng had the qualifications to recommend five disciples to the Seven Sword Sect.

Speaking of the Seven Sword Sect, the current situation of the cultivation sects in the Heaven Realm had to be mentioned.

In short, it was the widely spread "One Sect, Three Sects, and Five Sects" in the Heaven Realm. The "One Sect" referred to the Seven Sword Sect.

Their disciples were mainly sword cultivators, and their sect's strength was at the top. They were an unreachable existence. Therefore, the only son of the Flowing Maple Sword Sect's Master became the son-in-law of one of the Seven Sword Sect's Peak Master, which made countless people envious.

The Seven Sword Sect only recruited new disciples whose bone age was below twenty years old. The Flowing Maple Sword Sect had the support of the Seven Sword Sect in these five years and had developed rapidly. However, the aptitude and strength of the younger generation could not be improved overnight. Among the disciples, only Mo Yinchu had just stepped into the Foundation Establishment stage, while the others were all in the Qi Disciple stage.

Even if they were lucky enough to be selected, they would only be outer sect disciples, and it would be difficult for them to achieve anything. Therefore, Third Martial Uncle was especially amiable to Mo Yinchu.

"Speaking of this Seven Sword Mountain Sect, Martial Uncle was fortunate enough to hear about it from the Sect Master. I heard that Ancestor Ling Tian left three strands of Mountain Suppressing Sword Qi in the sect, which can suppress ghosts and behead all evil. Therefore, even though the Seven Sword Sect did not set up a Mountain Protecting Formation, no one dared to invade … "

Third Martial Uncle was talking loudly when a young man wearing the Seven Sword Sect's inner sect disciple uniform came up to greet him. He smiled warmly before speaking.

"May I ask if you are Junior Martial Brothers and Martial Nephews from the Flowing Maple Sword Sect?"

The person who came was very young, but he was already in the late stage of Foundation Establishment. Calling Third Martial Uncle, who was in the middle stage of Foundation Establishment, Junior Martial Brother was already giving him a lot of face.

Third Martial Uncle hurriedly returned the greeting and said yes.

The person who came introduced himself with a smile: "I am a disciple of the Sword Controlling Peak. My surname is Liu, and my name is Ziyan. A few days ago, Junior Martial Brother Ziya entered the Secret Realm with Junior Martial Sister and has yet to return. He asked me to take care of the guests from afar on his behalf. Just now, I was unable to greet you in time, please forgive me for my negligence. "

The Junior Martial Brother Ziya he spoke of was the youngest son of the Flowing Maple Sect's Sect Master, the one who married the Sword Controlling Peak Master's only daughter.

"So it's a Senior Martial Brother with the surname 'Zi'. Sorry for the disrespect."

Third Martial Uncle looked as if he had seen a relative, his face glowed and was full of smiles. As he spoke, he called the Martial Nephew behind him to bow to Liu Ziyan again.

He had a stomach full of flattering words to say, but Liu Ziyan still had some mundane matters to attend to in the sect. He was afraid that he would not receive him well. Third Martial Uncle's cultivation level was not high, but he was a shrewd old man. He didn't say anything else, and only asked about the Sect Master's only son's situation in the Seven Sword Sect on the way to the inn at the foot of the mountain.

Liu Ziyan picked and chose, "Junior Martial Brother Ziya's talent is outstanding, and Master values him greatly. His cultivation level is improving day by day, and last month, he successfully entered the Foundation Establishment stage."

Third Martial Uncle was very happy to hear this. No matter how talented Mo Yinchu was, he had only been in the sect for a short period of time, and his feelings were limited. The future of the Flowing Maple Sword Sect still rested on Wu Ziya's shoulders.

When they arrived at the inn, Liu Ziyan carefully explained the rules of the Conclave of Immortal Destiny, then left.

Third Martial Uncle turned to look at his five Martial Nephews, who were so polite that they were almost overcautious. He knew that they had been stunned by Liu Ziyan's bearing. He said a few words of encouragement, then said, "As you can see, the disciples of the sects in this Heaven Realm are extraordinary. You must perform well in the Conclave of Immortal Destiny. Even if you stay in the Seven Sword Sect and become a sweeping disciple, you will still have more face than a Foundation Establishment cultivator in the mortal realm. This sort of opportunity is hard to come by in a hundred years. You must not miss it. "

The five of them said in unison, repeatedly saying yes.

Third Martial Uncle was someone who was good at currying favor. After resting for half a day, he had everyone change out of their shabby sect disciple robes and into a set of decent clothes that had been prepared beforehand. He took them to a restaurant to eat, and while he was at it, he asked them about the Heaven Realm and the Conclave of Immortal Destiny, so that they wouldn't violate any taboos.

This was the first time the Flowing Maple Sword Sect had participated in such a lively event, so they had naturally put in a lot of effort.

Before they left, the Sect Master had also given Third Martial Uncle a large amount of spirit stones out of his own pocket. He was afraid that when the time came, he would make a fool of himself and lose face for his son. But as soon as they entered the restaurant and saw the menu, Third Martial Uncle's liver trembled. Taking everything into account, the amount of money he had on him was only enough for the six of them to eat their fill at this restaurant. If he insisted on squandering money for this meal, he was afraid that he wouldn't be able to eat for the next few days.

Faced with the waiter's eager inquiry, Third Martial Uncle's face turned red. Then, he heard a cry of surprise from the next table.

"Are you serious? Don't fool us! "

A purple-clothed male cultivator put down his wine cup, his tone full of doubt and impatience.

The red-clothed male cultivator who was questioned snorted. He raised his eyebrows and proudly said, "How could it be fake? Although my cultivation level can't compare to Senior Martial Brother's, before I left, Father gave me a powerful magic tool to protect myself. Seniors who aren't in the late Gold Core stage can't peep at me. Last night, I was taking off my clothes to take a bath. Tell me, in this Seven Sword Sect's territory, besides that True Monarch, who else would have such an elegant taste? "

The three people at the table were all under twenty years old. There were swords on the table, so they should be disciples of other sects who came to participate in the Seven Sword Sect's disciple selection. But they were clearly men, yet they were wearing gorgeous clothes, with eyeliner and painted lips. The way they spoke and acted was unexpectedly like a woman.

Third Martial Uncle and the others were already very surprised. When they heard him say the words' bathing ',' peeping ',' True Monarch ', they didn't understand and felt that it was amazing. They couldn't help but listen with rapt attention.

"This …" The purple-clothed male cultivator still couldn't accept it. He lowered his head and drank a cup of wine. He jealously said, "You're only an ordinary person. How could a True Monarch like you?"

"You!"

Just as the red-clothed male was about to get angry, the white-clothed male cultivator next to him, who was using a peach wood comb to comb his loose hair, sneered and said, "Sixth Martial Brother, don't dream about it. Could it be that you still haven't heard that True Monarch's taste has changed recently? Now, he doesn't like those who put on makeup and colorful clothes. What he prefers is a handsome white-clothed young man like me. Without my romantic attitude, do you think you'll be able to enter True Monarch's eyes? "

The purple-clothed and red-clothed male cultivators' expressions changed at the same time. The red-clothed male cultivator didn't even have time to care about his mocking words. He slapped the table and scolded, "Why didn't you say so earlier!"

He hastily grabbed his sword. He and the purple-clothed male cultivator pulled the white-clothed male cultivator to the left and right, saying that they wanted him to give them advice. They hurriedly left.

Third Martial Uncle's gaze swept past the expensive wine and dishes on the table. He whispered to the waiter, "My Martial Uncle and nephew have just arrived at this treasured land and are unfamiliar with the ways of the world. I wonder what those three Fellow Daoists meant by that?"

"Guests, you don't have to be so careful. This matter doesn't need to be taboo in the territory of our Seven Sword Sect."

The waiter said with a smile, "I see that you're all unfamiliar faces. I'm afraid you don't know that those three guests are disciples of the Yin Yang Sect. Their style has always been different from other sects. This time, when the Seven Sword Sect is recruiting disciples, they're all targeting that True Monarch of the Hidden Sword Peak. That's why they're acting this way. "

Third Martial Uncle had heard of the Yin Yang Sect. It was an extremely famous Dual Cultivation Sect in the Heaven Realm. Unlike those sects in the Mortal Realm that didn't meet the standards of the Mo Xiu Sect, which went against the laws of heaven and earth. The Yin Yang Sect had its own set of cultivation methods to benefit Dual Cultivation Dao Companions. The sect's rules clearly stated that both parties had to be willing. They had in-laws with all the major sects. Thus, although they weren't strong, they were more difficult to offend than the Seven Sword Sect.

However, Third Martial Uncle didn't know anything about the Hidden Sword Peak's True Monarch that the waiter mentioned. He couldn't help but humbly ask for advice.

The waiter was astonished. He cried out involuntarily, "Everyone actually doesn't know about that True Monarch's deeds?!"

Third Martial Uncle was embarrassed by his gaze. Seeing that the waiter didn't continue speaking, he hurriedly took out the reward and handed it to him.

Only then did the waiter recover his smiling face. He said, "I'm afraid it's the first time you've entered the Heaven Realm. It's normal that you don't know about True Monarch Lu Xun. However, please don't reveal your background outside, so as to avoid unnecessary trouble."

He paused. Third Martial Uncle understood tacitly and thanked him. Only then did the waiter continue, "True Monarch Lu Xun is a well-known celebrity in the Heaven Realm. He has many supporters. Let's put it this way. If someone speaks ill of True Monarch Lu Xun on the street, regardless of whether it's a True Monarch of the Nascent Soul Realm or a Venerable Incarnation, it will inevitably cause public indignation. If you don't apologize, then don't think about being kind. "

He gave such an example. Sure enough, Third Martial Uncle and the others knew how powerful he was. They all revealed respectful and careful expressions.

Only Mo Yinchu took a sip of the free tea, suppressing his disapproval of the waiter's exaggeration.

"True Monarch is from the 'Lu' generation. He's the last disciple of the Mountain Master of the Hidden Sword Peak. He's only thirty years old, but he's already a Nascent Soul Realm cultivator. Which sect can find such a genius in the Three Sects and Five Sects? Even True Monarch Ming Hua of the Lingxiao Sect is slightly inferior to our True Monarch Lu Xun. " The waiter said full of admiration, "Although True Monarch is a sword cultivator, he's not like other immortals who don't know the ways of the world. He's very easy-going. Other than his Sword Dao, True Monarch has three great interests in his life. The first is wine, the second is food, and the third … Hehe. "

The waiter revealed a smile that all men understood. Third Martial Uncle pretended to be enlightened. "Such a person is really amazing!"

The other four people also echoed. Only Mo Yinchu heard this and lowered his eyes to hide the sharpness that flashed in his eyes.

Entering the Nascent Soul Realm at thirty years old, this talent and luck can't be underestimated. However, such a person doesn't specialize in the Sword Dao. Not only is he greedy for food, he also has a bad habit of being lecherous! Such a waste of time, the elders of the sect didn't correct it, but the people were still proud of it …

It's only been ten thousand years, has the Seven Sword Sect and the current Heaven Realm become so unbearable?

When Mo Yinchu thought of this, he raised his cup and drank another mouthful of cold tea, suppressing the disappointment in his heart.

"Isn't that so."

The waiter revealed a little pride and said, "True Monarch Lu Xun once said that one without hobbies is not a genius, and one without hobbies can't be befriended."

"He's different from the rest. Even if he likes beauty, he's not a hungry wolf. He just keeps people by his side to admire them. He won't delay teaching them. Now, the new disciples of the Seven Sword Sect, other than the disciples of the Heaven Ascension Sword of the main peak, are the most powerful under True Monarch Lu Xun. All of them are extraordinarily handsome and very pleasing to the eye … Yes, I forgot to mention something. True Monarch Lu Xun is only interested in men. If this cultivator asks for guidance, he might be able to gain True Monarch Lu Xun's favor. "

The last sentence was said to Mo Yinchu.

Mo Yinchu frowned slightly. His heart was indeed moved.

The son of the Flowing Maple Sect's leader had sent a letter back earlier, saying that the selection this time was stricter than the previous years. Most of the peak masters had no intention of accepting disciples. Mo Yinchu came here for his own purpose. To achieve this purpose, he must have a favorable status in the Seven Sword Sect. In this way, Lu Xun could be a shortcut …

The waiter didn't know what he was thinking. He saw Mo Yinchu's stiff expression, as if he was angry. He thought that he was arrogant and disdained to play with beauty. He was afraid that he was dissatisfied with True Monarch Lu Xun. The waiter had some complaints in his heart. When he heard the Third Martial Uncle mediating, he only said a few perfunctory words. He took the menu, turned around, and left.

Mo Yinchu looked indifferent, but the Third Martial Uncle heard this in his heart. He went out to ask around and found out that True Monarch Lu Xun had changed his taste recently. He liked handsome and arrogant young men. He was immediately happy — wasn't this talking about Mo Yinchu?!

He didn't go to remind Mo Yinchu. His martial nephew only needed to maintain his original appearance. If he showed his face in front of that True Monarch, he wouldn't have to worry about not being liked.

He didn't want to boast, but he had never seen anyone more handsome than Mo Yinchu in his life. He believed that Mo Yinchu wouldn't be inferior to anyone in terms of appearance and bearing, as long as they didn't compare cultivation base and family background.

Thinking of this, he was worried about the only son of the Sect Master, Wu Junxuan. If he dared to come back before the Immortal Destiny Conclave to recommend Mo Yinchu …

The Third Martial Uncle's abacus rattled loudly. He also heard that True Monarch Lu Xun liked to see beauties come out of the water. He waved his hand and asked the inn to prepare water for a bath. Of course, in order to avoid Mo Yinchu's suspicion, he didn't leave the other four martial nephews behind.

Gou Liang certainly didn't let him down.

Mo Yinchu had just untied his belt when he sensed that someone was spying on him. His movements paused slightly, and then he calmly took off his clothes.

Gou Liang couldn't help but move closer to the Heavenly Mirror …

Yes, Gou Liang's host this time was the famous True Monarch Lu Xun of the Heaven Realm.

He had already been in this world for half a month. When he first arrived, he had already locked onto the identity of his target. However, for some reason, Gou Liang couldn't rashly look for Mo Yinchu. He didn't even dare to use magic tools to spy on him. He could only look at the big blind spot in the System's monitoring system to quench his thirst.

Now that he could finally see his face in broad daylight, Gou Liang naturally took advantage of this opportunity to make use of this opportunity.

Mo Yinchu was handsome and always had a serious look on his face. The coldness and murderous aura from his dashing eyebrows and starry eyes had faded a lot. His whole body exuded a proper and strict temperament. He didn't seem to be different from most of the sword cultivators in this world who focused on the way of the sword.

Gou Liang watched as he casually threw his clothes on the screen and walked to the side of the bathtub in a thin white pair of pants. His fit and beautiful figure was displayed generously, and he couldn't help but have a big appetite. He didn't step into the bathtub. He only scooped up a ladle of water and poured it over his head. The water flowed down his firm muscles, wetting his pants and sticking them to his legs. His straight long legs were completely exposed, and the masculine wind below his navel was faintly discernible.

He shook his face, and the falling water droplets were dyed with his sexiness, making people completely unable to look away …

Damn it!

Gou Liang pinched his nose, and fortunately, he didn't have a nosebleed.

Damn it, just one look was enough to make people pregnant. This was simply unbearable!

Gou Liang's heart was burning with anxiety. He wished he could pounce on this guy who clearly knew he was peeping but still tried his best to seduce him. However, with his Nascent Soul cultivation base, he didn't dare to act rashly in front of the "weak Foundation Establishment" Mo Yinchu.

Name: Mo Yinchu

Gender: Male

Age: Secret

Height: 196cm

Appearance Coefficient: ★ ★ ★ ★ ★

Intelligence Coefficient: ★ ★ ★ ★ ★

Physical Coefficient: ★ ★ ★ ★ ★

Health Coefficient: ★ ★ ★ ★ ★

Potential: SSS rank

Current Favorability: 0

When Mo Yinchu became famous in the Three Cultivation Realms, the Seven Sword Sect didn't exist yet. His deeds had been passed down in the Cultivation Realm for tens of thousands of years. People had already forgotten his original name, and only remembered his honorific title: Ancestor Ling Tian.

Ancestor Ling Tian was the last cultivator from the Heaven Realm to ascend to the Upper God Realm. After him, no one else succeeded in ascending.

To those cultivators who constantly strived for him as their goal, Ancestor Ling Tian was an unreachable end point. However, to Mo Yinchu, ascending to the Upper God Realm was just another starting point in his cultivation career.

Ancestor Ling Tian, who could call the wind and summon the rain in the Lower God Realm, was only a weak cultivator among Senior Immortal Ji Ji. In the Upper God Realm, even a drunkard on the road was a well-known legendary figure in the Lower God Realm. Mo Yinchu quickly recognized his current situation. He, who founded his own sect, lacked many advantages compared to others. He didn't have an ancestor to rely on in the Upper God Realm, so he had to rely on himself for everything.

Fortunately, Mo Yinchu had also lived a hard life in the beginning. He wasn't unable to rely on himself just because of his many years of living like a prince.

He was a very pragmatic sword cultivator. His arrogance as the strongest cultivator in the Lower God Realm was slowly ground away by reality. However, he didn't make things difficult for others, but disaster always fell from the sky.

Once, he followed a group of people to the Secret Realm to search for treasures. He was accidentally recognized as the owner of the Secret Realm, and inherited the mysterious inheritance and countless treasures of the Secret Realm. Mo Yinchu carefully concealed his identity, but in the end, his whereabouts were exposed, and he self-detonated during a siege.

Fortunately, the Secret Realm saved his life. Mo Yinchu's soul fell into the Mortal Realm along with the fragments of the Secret Realm. However, he was also trapped in the Secret Realm, unable to leave freely. Until five years ago, when the daughter of the Seven Sword Sect's Sword Riding Peak Master came here. She used the secret technique Mo Yinchu left for his disciples to save their lives. Thus, she came into contact with the Secret Realm's restriction and released Mo Yinchu's soul.

Mo Yinchu used three years to reconstruct his physical body. When he came out of seclusion, he heard about the story of how the only son of the Sect Master of the Flowing Maple Sect in the Mortal Realm. He was shocked. Then, when he heard that Flowing Maple had the qualifications to recommend a new disciple to the Seven Sword Sect, he was moved and joined the Flowing Maple Sword Sect.

Compared to restoring his Nascent Soul and returning to the Heaven Realm, Flowing Maple was undoubtedly a very good stepping stone. Things developed as Mo Yinchu expected.

Now, as long as he successfully became Lu Xun's disciple, he could achieve his goal even faster.

Thinking about this, Mo Yinchu turned his face away, showing his perfect side profile in front of Gou Liang. He used both hands to wash his body, giving Gou Liang a hint.

Ow!

Gou Liang couldn't help it. Let go of those chest muscles and let me!!!