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QT:Discussing the correct posture to eat Dog Food

Synopsis: Gou Liang was originally a small office worker of the Space-Time Administration Bureau but because of a weird questionnaire, he was sent to multiple worlds in order to complete a mysterious and arduous mission — to use the correct posture to awaken lord god. Traveling through space and time, he experienced world after worlds of lives before realizing something. It turned out, the gentle and sentimental lord god had been alone by himself, guarding the long and endless period of time that he had forgotten… this book is a quick transmigration novel, this is the story of a foodie go-getter and a dimple-loving lord god. A strawberry flavored scholar youth, a lemon flavored cold and aloof film emperor, a snow pear flavored black belly… however, the edible target became the person whom he shared the rest of his life with. Gou Liang’s life underwent sky toppling and earth turning changes. The you in the next world as well, what flavor would you be? 16 worlds in total: School Campus: Strawberry Flavored Scholar Gong Entertainment circle: Lemon Flavored Film Emperor Gong Ancient Time: Honey Tangerine Flavored Shadow Guard Gong WuXia: Papaya Flavored Senior Brother Gong Beastmen: Pineapple flavored Beastmen Gong Ghost Spirits: Snow Pear Flavored Dead Gong Ancient Time: Grape Flavored Regent Gong Apocalypse: Banana Flavored Boss Gong Interstellar: Pomegranate Flavored Sentinel Gong Modern: Citrus Flavored Aristocrat Gong Mecha: Sweet Jujube flavored Lunar New Year Gong Ancient Time: Durian Flavored Battle God Gong Magic: Watermelon Flavored Blackened Gong Cultivation: Cherry Flavored Disciple Gong Fantasy: Blueberry Flavored Demon King Gong Celestial World: Bayberry flavored Senior Immortal Gong Not my novel ! Not my translation ! Translators: KunLin, TaoTao, SilverRain, Bluemoon. Editors: Amaris, Grump, Mimishijie, Rubhyl, Vez, Blarghette Release Schedule: Sporadic Source : Chrysanthemum garden It's not gonna be completed as the translator have stopped translating this !!

Tour_Freak · Fantasia
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318 Chs

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Forty-nine days of Nine Heavens' banquet, fortune had descended. To the human world, it was forty-nine years of favorable weather. It was not difficult for one to become a monarch whose name would go down in history.

But to the Savage Desolate Border, these forty-nine days were endless torture.

When there was a comparison, there would be hurt. They were already dissatisfied with Nine Heavens, and when they saw the Floating Life Butterflies squandering good things on the table, they were so jealous that their teeth itched.

But for some reason, they still sent the Floating Life Butterflies to scout the situation and continued to torture themselves.

When the Nine Heavens' banquet finally ended, the Eight Desolation Demon Venerables gathered together and couldn't help but talk about the main character of the banquet.

Even if the ancient demon gods had fallen, and the Ten Directional Demon Masters had died in the hands of Li Qing Divine Lord, they had cultivated to the level of Eight Desolation Demon Venerables in the Savage Desolate Border. However, they still had the obligation to step on the path of death to attack Nine Heavens.

Life was precious, but the price of freedom was even higher.

If they could only be trapped in the Savage Desolate Border forever, what was the point of having a powerful cultivation and a long lifespan? As long as there was a chance of success, the demons wouldn't give up.

The three-winged demon dragon was South Desolation Demon Venerable. He looked at Tian Zhen, who had just inherited the position of East Desolation Demon Venerable, and said: "I heard that Demon Venerable Tian Zhen had descended to the mortal world to undergo his tribulation because of this person. You are also on Three Gods Island, so you must have some understanding of this Divine Lord's beloved pet, right?"

Tian Zhen, who was thinking about something and didn't listen to the complaints of the other Demon Venerables, looked up at him: "Why, are you interested in him?"

The three-winged demon dragon smiled: "The Nine Breaths of Divine Dragon and Nine Breaths of Xuanwu are personally safeguarded by two Divine Lords. Our plan was to let Demon Venerable Tian Zhen and Heavenly Immortal Xuan Xuan approach and wait for the opportunity to obtain Nine Breaths of Xuanwu. But now, we have a better choice, don't we? "

He smiled meaningfully.

Tian Zhen raised his hand to stop Yao Chi, who wanted to stop him: "Eleven breaths can indeed help us break the Savage Desolate Border faster. But if you think that he is just an adult and his cultivation is not high, I advise you to dispel this foolish idea. I'm not afraid to tell you, even my grandfather is not his match... "

Ten thousand years ago, Tian Zhen had heard his grandfather, God Lord Tian Hua, sigh about this matter after drinking.

Now that ten thousand years had passed, although he was very unwilling to admit it, but that stupid dog was favored by the Divine Lord, its cultivation had probably reached an unfathomable level.

The expressions of the Three-Winged Demon Dragon and the other six Demon Sovereigns changed when they heard this.

Ten thousand years ago, the Divine Dragon had single-handedly defeated them. They had never thought that Gou Liang, who had just reached adulthood, would have such terrifying strength.

However, the Three-winged Demonic Dragon did not give up on his plan. He touched his sharp nails and said, "No matter how high his cultivation is, he's still a cub that has just come of age. To deal with him, I naturally have to attack his mind first."

"Attacking the heart?" Tian Zhen repeated. Then, he sneered, "Tell me about it."

How heartless was that stupid dog? He could tell from his grandfather's few words that this was the truth.

Without a heart, how could one attack?

The only thing it cared about was the Divine Lord. Could it be that they could do something to the Divine Lord?

The Three-winged Demonic Dragon said something shocking, "No matter how strong the heart is, it has a weakness."

He flicked his fingers and the scene of Gou Liang becoming an adult appeared in the Demon Palace. The silver-haired beauty who had thrown herself into the Divine Lord's arms was looking up at the Divine Lord and calling his name happily.

The Three-winged Demonic Dragon waved his hand and the scene froze at that moment.

He said, "What a deep relationship between a master and a servant. But look at his eyes, don't you find them familiar? "

The demons in the palace were looking at Li Qing God's unattainable face and Gou Liang's handsome face. They could not come back to their senses. After hearing his question, they focused their attention and looked.

But after a long time, they did not see anything.

On the contrary, Yao Chi and the indifferent Tian Zhen looked at it carefully and suddenly, they were stunned.

Yao Chi cried out, "It's desire. He has feelings for the Divine Lord … How, how is this possible?"

Li Qing God coexisted with heaven and earth. In terms of seniority, he was their ancestor!

Moreover, he was cold and noble. Any offense would be hard to be forgiven, let alone coveting!

"Yes, you didn't see wrongly. It's desire."

The Three-winged Demonic Dragon almost laughed out loud.

The high and mighty Divine Sovereign would never have thought that he had raised such a daring thing. But this was very good. To them, this was a once-in-a-lifetime breakthrough, wasn't it?

He continued, "What a familiar look. From this pair of beautiful eyes, I can see the demon in his heart."

"In his eyes, there is a demon that is more powerful than the thousands of demons in the Wilderness, or even our Eight Desolation Demon Venerable! He is still in a deep sleep. But once he wakes up, we won't have to worry about not being able to break through the Nine Heavens. "

"Moreover, the solitary God now has a weakness. Coincidentally, he will be our future ally. Hahaha."

The expression on his face was almost crazy. As he spoke, he stretched out his hand, wanting to touch Gou Liang's charming eyes.

Suddenly, he felt his fingers burning. He quickly withdrew his hand, but it was already too late.

A purple-gold flame that came out of nowhere burned his palm. It was so painful that he screamed. The image that he had conjured shattered in an instant and disappeared from the hall.

This was — God's Fury!

The Demon Venerables in the palace felt suffocated.

That supreme pressure made them want to submit. They almost couldn't control themselves and wanted to kneel on the ground and beg for mercy at the feet of the God.

There was only one person in the hall who, after screaming, suddenly burst into laughter.

"God's Fury, did you see that? This is God's Fury!"

"Haha, God's Might hasn't appeared in the Wilderness for thousands of years. He hasn't been angry for thousands of years. I actually angered the supreme God! Aren't you surprised? "

"I was right. Even God has his weakness. He is no longer a ruthless God. Sooner or later, his heart will be full of holes and collapse at the first blow! Hahaha! "

The demons looked at the Three-winged Demonic Dragon that had been engulfed by the flames. Hearing him provoke the Divine Lord despite the pain, they were terrified.

Yao Chi couldn't help but curse, "Lunatic!"

Not long after, the Three-winged Demonic Dragon's voice became extremely weak. The flames suddenly disappeared without a trace.

In the palace, the Three-winged Demonic Dragon that had been beaten back to his original form was lying on the ground. His body was covered in blood and his cultivation had been reduced by half.

The Demon Venerables were silent. With just a point of the Void across the Ninth Heaven, the Three-winged Demonic Dragon, who was the second most powerful among the Eight Desolation Demon Venerables, was reduced to such a state.

If they were to face the Divine Lord, would they still have a chance to survive?

At this moment, they completely threw the crazy idea that the Three-winged Demonic Dragon had raised to the back of their minds.

They were going against the Ninth Heaven. If they were to face the Three Gods Island and Divine Lord Li Qing before they finished their apprenticeship, it would be no different from courting death.

Except for Tian Zhen.

In his heart, he had an immature but very crazy idea.

At the same time, in the palace.

"Xiao Kener, come here."

The Divine Lord stepped out of the palace and looked up at Gou Liang, who had pulled out a golden dragon from his robe and was playing with it. He was beaming with joy.

Gou Liang stuffed the golden dragon back into his robe without saying a word and rushed towards him, "Li Qing, you're awake!"

Although he looked the same as usual after coming out of seclusion, he had to spend more time meditating these days and rarely stepped out of the palace.

"Yes." The Divine Lord used him to touch his smiling dimples and his tone unconsciously softened, "Why are you so happy? Why don't you tell me?"

"Hehe, this is a secret."

Gou Liang would never tell him that he had suddenly seen the Divine Lord Hao Leng get angry for Lan Yan and burn the talkative Three-winged Demonic Dragon half to death. He was so happy that he went crazy.

In the original world, the big white wolf that had received the blessing of 81 breaths did not become the target of the demons at this time.

Because at the coming of age ceremony, this guy had savagely swallowed 81 golden dragons …

Yes, he had eaten them all, not even a tail was left.

Not to mention the gods, even the demons were scared out of their wits. How would they dare to have any ideas about him?

It was only when Tian Zhen found out that he had improper thoughts about the Divine Lord that the subsequent events happened.

But now, he was obviously a better breakthrough point than Xuan Xuan, who was Xuanwu Nine Breaths and seemed to have no weakness at all.

In fact, Gou Liang did not reject such a change.

In this way, he could logically have a good time with the Divine Lord, and then become the driving force of the plot of the war of the gods. He could happily love and kill each other and awaken his beloved husband.

Although this plan was strangled in the cradle, Gou Liang did not feel regretful at all.

— — The Divine Lord's boyfriend power was ignited, he only wanted more!

Everything existed for cause and effect. Only when there were gods, there were demons, and only when there were demons that there were gods.

The Divine Lord never killed the demons for the sake of the balance of heaven and earth.

Back then, the Demon God and the Demon Master of the Ten Directions were destroyed because they had provoked the Divine Lord of the Bone Ash House. In fact, he would not easily attack the demons and had always let them do as they pleased.

This attitude was no different from how he treated the gods of the Nine Heavens.

But now, he had broken his principles.

Just because that crazy guy wanted to touch his illusion with his finger.

Gou Liang now wanted to drink all the Netherworld Spring Water and get drunk for three days and three nights to celebrate!

The Divine Lord looked down at him, and after a moment, sighed. "You also have secrets to this Divine Lord."

Gou Liang, "…"

Awoo, hubby, are you acting coquettishly with me?!

Gou Liang hugged him like a wolf and rubbed his neck. "Beg me, beg me and I will tell you ~"

The Divine Lord touched his slightly cold hair and let him act coquettishly in his arms. A smile gradually appeared on his face.

He whispered, "Even if you don't say it, this Divine Lord knows."

Gou Liang looked at him in confusion. "How do you know?"

The Divine Lord's eyebrows moved slightly, and he smiled but did not say anything.

He had never paid attention to the Wilderness. Of course, there was a reason why he noticed the three-winged demon dragon's offense to Gou Liang at the first moment.

After a certain worried parent removed the child's Divine Sense, he purposely left a strand of Divine Sense in the child's Divine Sense so that if the child's Divine Sense saw something it shouldn't see, he could immediately stop it.

Previously, he was not sure why he was happy, but now, there was no need to ask.

Gou Liang saw that he was pretending to be deep, so he simply did not ask. He wrapped his arms around the Divine Lord's waist and said, "Li Qing, did you hear that? He said that there is desire in my eyes, desire for you. "

The Divine Lord looked down at his azure blue eyes. They were so clear that he could see the bottom. There was only trust, dependence, and love for him.

He gently stroked Gou Liang's eyes and said in a low voice, "Don't worry about it. It's just a coincidence."

In this world, no one dared to approach him, no one dared to rely on him.

Except for the one in front of him.

Just like, except for the little brat that he had raised himself, he had never put anyone else in his eyes.

Eh?

The rhythm of this conversation seemed a bit off.

The System, who had heard his thoughts, was already laughing like an idiot. "Haha, Master, give up struggling. What is desire? The Divine Lord does not know at all. Look at his eyes, don't they look very familiar? Let me translate for you, this is called 'a father's love is like a mountain'. Hahahaha! "

Gou Liang's forehead twitched.

He said in a voice with 100 favorability, "Actually, he's right. Li Qing, I want to monopolize you and make you only belong to me. Now, this is far from enough. "

The Divine Lord paused. Under Gou Liang's expectant gaze, he gently touched his forehead and laughed softly, "If you don't like it, just let Black Tortoise and Tianhua leave the temple. With you by my side, it's enough. "

Gou Liang, "… Oh."

The System, "Master, how pure of a family's perspective is to be able to see that you want to compete with Black Tortoise and Tianhua for favor. Hahaha. "

Gou Liang did not want to talk to the stupid System anymore.

He rolled his eyes and said to the Divine Lord, "Then let's make a deal. From now on, everything within ten miles of you is mine. No one is allowed to come close. Even if Tianhua and Black Tortoise cry until they faint in the Eastern Sea, it's still not okay. "

The Divine Lord smiled and nodded. In the end, he reminded him, "It's best not to let them cry in the Eastern Sea. It's not good to cause a tsunami."

Even the depressed Gou Liang could not help but laugh out loud.

My dear, how can your brain be so cute ~

As for where Black Tortoise and Tianhua, who were personally sent out of the temple by Lord Gou, no one cared anymore.

Gou Liang, who had monopolized the Divine Lord, was humming a little tune as he prepared a breakfast of love for the Divine Lord who was about to wake up from his meditation.

The System, who had blocked its ears, could not help but ask the question that had puzzled it for more than ten lifetimes.

"Master, I heard that the wolf clan is the prince of love songs. How did you become the killer of love songs?"

Gou Liang snorted, "As long as my husband knows how to appreciate it."

As he said that, his husband walked in. "Xiao Kener, what are you doing?"

Gou Liang waved his hand, and a few plates of delicious food appeared in front of the Divine Lord. "I'm eating with you. I made it myself. How is it? Not bad, right? "

He smiled, revealing his fangs. His dimples were even more intoxicating than the spring water of the netherworld.

The Divine Lord smiled and raised his hand to create a table and chair. He personally placed the delicious food on it.

He did not tell Gou Liang that these things that came from his divine power did not taste anything to him. He only smiled and said, "I don't need supplements. Xiao Kener, you don't have to trouble yourself."

In his opinion, even if the little brat changed his form, he was still the little brat who only needed to play and live happily.

He really should not worry about him or take on anything for him.

Gou Liang wrinkled his nose and sat opposite him. He said unhappily, "Have you forgotten? When we were in the mortal world, we always had three meals together."

The Divine Lord was stunned for a moment. He also remembered the simple and even poor but fulfilling life back then. He carried him onto his lap and said apologetically, "I've neglected you recently."

Gou Liang sat on his lap in a daze. Then, he did not know whether to laugh or cry.

In such an ambiguous position, please don't look at me with such a 'fatherly love is as heavy as a mountain' expression.

He was becoming more and more tolerant of his stupid past self.

He, who was deeply immersed in the Divine Lord's gentleness, was growing up. He began to look at the world from a different perspective. He used a different mentality to look at the Divine Lord. However, in the Divine Lord's eyes, he would always be the little puppy from the beginning.

This difference was really crazy.

The Divine Lord noticed his absent-mindedness, but did not care. He personally fed him food and occasionally ate some himself. They were as intimate as when they were in the mortal world.

After eating, the Divine Lord wanted to go back to meditate. Before he left, he suddenly stopped at the door.

"Xiao Kener."

He said, "If you leave the temple, don't chant in front of others. Do you understand?"

Gou Liang was speechless.

The System mercilessly mocked its master who had been hit ten thousand times. "Master, recognize reality! Only the great Lord God with 100 favorability can tolerate your brainwashing. The power of love is really scary. "

Gou Liang looked at it. "What is it that makes you want to die so badly, hmm?"

His tone could be said to be gentle. The System shrank back and silently took a step back. It did not hesitate to give up the Main System.

"The Main System said that you can't do anything here other than pinching my baby fat."

It turned out that when Gou Liang did not know, the threat of being thrown back into the Mindscape had long become history.

Gou Liang gently exhaled and said with a smile, "Tell it for me that when I return to the Space Administration, I will personally bring my family to talk to it about life."

The System said, "⊙ ω ⊙ Okay, master."

Gou Liang was not in the mood to care about these things.

He pinched the System's baby fat and asked it, "Xiao Si, do I have to strip naked in front of him for him to know how much I love him?"

The System asked curiously, "Master, don't you just want to strip naked and deliver yourself to him?"

"No." Gou Liang said softly, "Just now, I changed my plan."

The System was shocked. "Master, what do you want to do?!"

Gou Liang looked at the meditating Lord God in the temple and said in a flat tone, "My patience has reached its limit. If I continue to follow the plot, I will die of suffocation, Xiao Si. So I have decided … to let him f * ck me. "

"Huh??"

The System expressed that it did not understand human language.

Gou Liang curled his lips and a strange light flashed in his eyes.

"I want him to use his' fatherly love 'heart to push someone as pure as me onto the bed. What do you think will happen to him then? The God Slayer War will be even more exciting. "

He stood up, threw the System aside and walked out of the temple.

The System asked, "Master, where are you going?"

Gou Liang waved his sleeves. "I haven't seen Xuan Xuan in a long time, it's time to meet him."

The System was confused. "Master, you want to get the saliva dragon? But that thing might not be useful to the Lord God. Ahhh, Master, just what kind of big move are you holding back? Just tell me, I beg you! "

It was about to be burned to death by its curiosity.

However, Gou Liang only smiled.

— — When the time comes, you will know, Li Qing.