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QT:Discussing the correct posture to eat Dog Food

Synopsis: Gou Liang was originally a small office worker of the Space-Time Administration Bureau but because of a weird questionnaire, he was sent to multiple worlds in order to complete a mysterious and arduous mission — to use the correct posture to awaken lord god. Traveling through space and time, he experienced world after worlds of lives before realizing something. It turned out, the gentle and sentimental lord god had been alone by himself, guarding the long and endless period of time that he had forgotten… this book is a quick transmigration novel, this is the story of a foodie go-getter and a dimple-loving lord god. A strawberry flavored scholar youth, a lemon flavored cold and aloof film emperor, a snow pear flavored black belly… however, the edible target became the person whom he shared the rest of his life with. Gou Liang’s life underwent sky toppling and earth turning changes. The you in the next world as well, what flavor would you be? 16 worlds in total: School Campus: Strawberry Flavored Scholar Gong Entertainment circle: Lemon Flavored Film Emperor Gong Ancient Time: Honey Tangerine Flavored Shadow Guard Gong WuXia: Papaya Flavored Senior Brother Gong Beastmen: Pineapple flavored Beastmen Gong Ghost Spirits: Snow Pear Flavored Dead Gong Ancient Time: Grape Flavored Regent Gong Apocalypse: Banana Flavored Boss Gong Interstellar: Pomegranate Flavored Sentinel Gong Modern: Citrus Flavored Aristocrat Gong Mecha: Sweet Jujube flavored Lunar New Year Gong Ancient Time: Durian Flavored Battle God Gong Magic: Watermelon Flavored Blackened Gong Cultivation: Cherry Flavored Disciple Gong Fantasy: Blueberry Flavored Demon King Gong Celestial World: Bayberry flavored Senior Immortal Gong Not my novel ! Not my translation ! Translators: KunLin, TaoTao, SilverRain, Bluemoon. Editors: Amaris, Grump, Mimishijie, Rubhyl, Vez, Blarghette Release Schedule: Sporadic Source : Chrysanthemum garden It's not gonna be completed as the translator have stopped translating this !!

Tour_Freak · Fantasia
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318 Chs

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Gou Liang finally got what he wanted.

But before the smile on his face could spread, he stopped.

He carefully held up the Divine Lord's face, his heart aching and anxious. "Li Qing, what happened to you? Is it that corona? I pushed through time and space, so you lost your divine power and got injured, right? "

The Divine Lord saw that he was about to cry, so he pulled him onto his lap and stroked his hair like a child, saying, "It's okay, it'll be fine in a few days."

Gou Liang was not really an ignorant child, so he frowned and asked, "Don't lie to me, I've never seen you so weak. How are your injuries? Is it very serious? Is there anything that can help you recover your divine power as soon as possible? "

A few questions were thrown at the Divine Lord, causing him to laugh.

He was gratified and happy, kissing Gou Liang's forehead, saying, "Don't be afraid. I coexist with heaven and earth, all things are derived from my divine power, it has no effect on me. However, this injury is nothing, it will heal in less than a thousand years. "

A thousand years to heal, this injury was not serious.

Gou Liang hugged him tightly, although this was only a clone in the memory world, what Li Qing had endured and experienced was real. If he had to suffer, Gou Liang was willing to endure more than ten thousand years.

Seeing that he was so sad that he could not speak, the Divine Lord loved him even more.

Originally, he was full of helplessness about him treating the corona as an ordinary object to play with, but now he could not be angry.

"Alright, in this world, besides you, there is nothing else that can hurt me. Go play, I'll come back to accompany you after I go into seclusion. "

Gou Liang hurriedly raised his head, "How long will you be in seclusion?"

It couldn't be a thousand years, right? Then what was he playing for, they would go into seclusion together.

The Divine Lord liked his dependence on him, so he got up and put him on the ground, saying, "Three to five days will be enough. You just have to play in the temple these days, don't go too far, don't let others come close. "

After a pause, he whispered, "Don't let Black Tortoise and Tianhua know about this, remember?"

Gou Liang naturally nodded. After he left, he looked at the automatically closed door of the temple and stood there for a while, feeling lost. Then, he was bumped into by a System that was in a panic.

"M-Master, this is bad! Tian Zhen suddenly turned evil and gathered a lot of people to attack the Nine Heavens. This is different from the plot. Ah, Master, how did you grow up? "

The System finally realized what was going on.

Gou Liang picked him up and sat him on the steps in front of the temple, telling him what he had done.

The System was pleasantly surprised. "Oh my god, Master, you're amazing!"

Then, it looked at Gou Liang in confusion. "Master, why are you unhappy?"

Could it be that he still couldn't bear to part with the days of acting young and losing his IQ?

Gou Liang grabbed his baby fat in annoyance and told him about the loss of Li Qing's divine power.

After the System heard this, it was silent.

Time and space were pushed forward in an instant. However, based on what the System had seen in the Wilderness, the people who were in this time and space, except for Sir God Li Qing, Gou Liang, and the System, had truly lived through this time and had their own experiences and memories over the past ten thousand years.

If all of this was supported by the divine power of the Divine Lord, it was equivalent to extracting the divine power that the Divine Lord had to pay for the past ten thousand years.

Moreover, he still had to maintain the balance of heaven and earth, so the consumption of divine power was unimaginable.

"Is the Divine Lord okay?" the System asked.

Gou Liang sighed deeply. "He said he's okay, but it doesn't look good."

The System hesitated and asked, "Master, are we still going to act according to the original plan?"

Gou Liang's eyes lit up. "If you didn't mention it, I would have forgotten. We have to prepare well for this!"

He couldn't sit still and urged the System to find out where Black Tortoise and Tianhua were. He also wanted to know if Black Tortoise had used the tool of the stupid wolf, the saliva dragon.

The System looked at him quietly. "Master, the Divine Lord is still sick. It's not good for you to do this."

"What do you know?"

The System, which didn't need sex, would never understand the bitterness of the past two thousand years. Now, he was more excited than ever! He couldn't wait any longer!

The System had to remind him. "Master, Tianzhen's plan has just begun. Isn't it too early for you to act now?"

In the original plot, it was Tianzhen who led thousands of demons to the Nine Heavens. Under Tianzhen's bewitchment, its master stole the saliva dragon from the Divine Dragon Island and forced himself on the Divine Lord.

Now, it was fun, but if the God Slayer War didn't happen in the end, or if it didn't reach the tragic level of the original time and space frozen and couldn't awaken the Master God, then it wouldn't be worth it.

"I don't need you to teach me. This is the first time in two thousand three hundred and nine years. In a sense, it's my husband's first time. Of course, I have to prepare well!"

Gou Liang didn't lose his mind. He just couldn't wait and had to find something for himself to do.

Otherwise, he really wanted to rush in right now and do this and that to her husband!

Oh, thinking about Li Qing's abstinent face being stained with aphrodisiac, Gou Liang wanted to have a nosebleed!

The System couldn't bear to look at its stupid master, but it still had something to say.

"Master, the Divine Lord's favorability towards you is still at 59. If you really annoy the Divine Lord, he'll directly throw you into the Wilderness or ignore you. What if the plot can't continue?"

The smile on Gou Liang's face disappeared.

He coldly looked at the System until it hugged him tightly and stopped talking nonsense. He coldly snorted and said, "Even if Li Qing and I didn't really live through these ten thousand years, so what? Do you think that during the God Slayer War, the Divine Lord's favorability towards that stupid wolf exceeded 59? "

The System understood that it was worrying too much.

To be honest, it felt that the pure white wolf at that time wouldn't be as good as its scheming little master at gaining favorability. Maybe the Divine Lord's favorability towards the white wolf at that time wasn't even at 59.

But my dear master … .is it really good to expose my shortcomings like this?

No matter how noble and cold you pretend to be, that stupid wolf is still you.

But it had learned its lesson. Truth or whatever, it wouldn't say it even if it was beaten to death.

But Gou Liang clearly remembered those damn past events and couldn't help but feel depressed.

At this time, a green-gold dragon soared through the sky and landed in front of Gou Liang.

"Little Hound God …."

Tianhua was pleasantly surprised that he had returned earlier than Black Tortoise, but when he saw the usually carefree Gou Liang's lonely face, he couldn't help but be shocked.

Putting away the smile on his face, Tianhua asked with concern, "Little Hound God, what happened? Where's Master? "

He looked around and was surprised to find that his Divine Sense was blocked outside the temple, which made him even more nervous.

Gou Liang easily dealt with Tianhua, who had no intention of scheming. He said with a lack of interest: "I made Li Qing unhappy. He said that he wants me to reflect outside the shrine for five days before I can go find him."

Tianhua didn't suspect him, but he was very surprised.

Little Inugami must have done something big to provoke the Lord, who had always spoiled him.

But Tianhua looked at the sunny Ninth Heaven and knew that the Master was definitely not angry with little Hound God. Now that little Hound God was officially an adult, the Master finally remembered to educate his child.

Tianhua hid this thought and put on a smile again, "Little Hound God, don't be sad. The Master has always loved you the most. In five days, it will be your coming of age ceremony. The Master will definitely not be angry with you. Come, come, see what good things I have brought back for you. "

As he spoke, he took out the gift he had carefully prepared for Gou Liang.

Hearing him say this, Gou Liang knew what time it was.

It turned out that he had just gotten rid of his child form and became an adult.

And the Ninth Heaven had specially prepared a coming of age ceremony. The Lord of Heaven, Tianhua, and Black Tortoise, even the Lord of Heaven had emptied their personal treasury and invited thousands of gods. The celebration lasted for forty-nine days.

No wonder the Lord of Heaven said that he would come out in three to five days. It turned out that it was for this.

Understanding this, Gou Liang felt even worse.

Black Tortoise came back one step behind Tianhua. Seeing Gou Liang's unhappy expression, he thought that Tianhua's gift was not to his liking. He couldn't help but feel secretly happy.

He quickly came forward and handed over his gift while saying with a smile, "Little Hound God, don't argue with Tianhua. He is just a rough person, how could he know what you like? Look, this is the Tear of the Mysterious Maiden that I specially brought for little Hound God. "

Before Gou Liang could say anything, Tianhua cried out, "Tear of the Mysterious Maiden?! You actually got the Tear of the Mysterious Maiden from the Eastern Sea! You saw Long Zhen, did she ask about me? "

It turned out that the Tear of the Mysterious Maiden was the treasure of Tianhua's old lover, the Eastern Sea Water God.

Black Tortoise ignored him and told Gou Liang in detail about the Tear of the Mysterious Maiden.

The Mysterious Maiden was also an ancient god. She fell in the ancient war. Before she died, she shed a drop of clear tears to bless her comrade to defeat the Demon God who betrayed the Lord of Heaven and Earth to return to peace and prosperity.

Thinking of her, Black Tortoise sighed, "The Mysterious Maiden was the kindest and most gentle. This item contains her blessings and contains infinite divine power. It can help little Hound God achieve his wishes."

Gou Liang naturally knew about the Tear of the Mysterious Maiden. It was the coming-of-age gift that Black Tortoise gave him.

However, he didn't have any wishes that couldn't be fulfilled. Later on, he was driven out of the temple by Lord of Heaven Li Qing in a rage and these things were lost here.

At this moment, he looked at the strangely angular diamond in his hand and asked, "It can fulfill one's wishes? Sounds interesting. What if it's related to Li Qing? I want Li Qing to like me more. Can it do that? "

Black Tortoise was stumped by the question, "Uh …"

Tianhua was already laughing out loud, "Haha, what does little Hound God want that the Lord can't do for him? Why would he need an old bastard like you to add flowers to brocade? This thing of yours isn't very meaningful. It's not even as good as my Ten Thousand Year Buddha Lotus. At least it's sweeter. "

Black Tortoise was speechless.

Gou Liang received the benefits and bluntly sent them away.

"Alright, you can go back. I want to wait here for Li Qing to come out. If there's nothing important, don't come over these few days. If there's something, think of a solution yourself. Don't come and make a fuss. "

Black Tortoise heard this and realized that the temple was tightly shut. His divine sense was also blocked outside.

He was shocked and immediately wanted to ask. Tianhua pushed him, lest he mention the old topic and make Hound God even more unhappy.

The two left. Gou Liang casually threw the Tear of the Mysterious Maiden into the System Space and sat back in front of the temple. While eating the Buddha Lotus that Tianhua gave him petal by petal, he asked the System, "How's the matter I asked you to investigate?"

The System came up and said, "Master, I've found it. The saliva dragon is now in Xuan Xuan's hands."

"Oh?"

Gou Liang raised his eyebrows.

In the original world, he didn't interfere. Although Black Tortoise and Tianhua didn't like each other, they lived in harmony.

Since they didn't fight for favor, they naturally didn't hurt each other. The saliva dragon had always been placed safely on Divine Dragon Island.

Gou Liang was only surprised that Xuan Xuan actually took the saliva dragon for himself and didn't hand it over to his grandfather.

"Xiao Si, tell me, what do you think he's doing with that thing?"

Gou Liang rubbed his chin. Could it be that after ten thousand years, Xuan Xuan already had someone he wanted to sleep with?

The System rolled its eyes, "Master, he's a righteous person. You haven't forgotten the racial talent of the Turtle Clan, right? He definitely knew that Tianhua was up to no good. That's why he kept it. "

Gou Liang didn't think so and said, "You're still too young to understand. Help me keep an eye on him. If there's a good show, remember to call me. "

The System agreed, but was still confused, "Master, you don't want the saliva dragon anymore?"

Gou Liang waved his hand carelessly, "The saliva dragon is nothing. To Li Qing, I'm the best aphrodisiac he can't resist."

As he said this, his tone couldn't help but be complacent.

The System silently cursed, but couldn't find the words to refute its master's complacency.

… … It seemed like this really was the case.

The System still wanted to ask about Gou Liang's version of the "rape" plan, but seeing that Gou Liang didn't want to say more, it didn't dare to ask. Although what it could see at that time was only the big blind spot, it could still hear. It just had to wait for its master to court death.

Gou Liang was bored to death as he sat in front of the temple, waiting for the Divine Lord to come out. The Nine Heavens was unprecedentedly lively.

The little dog god had matured. Not to mention the generosity of the Three Gods Island, the gods of the Nine Heavens were also unwilling to let the Divine Lord take the lead. They all took out one or two good things to entertain the immortals below the Nine Heavens, as well as the guests from the Underworld and the Demon Clan.

For thousands of years, the Nine Heavens had never been so lively. For a moment, they were very busy.

Such extravagance would inevitably attract some gossip. After all, that was just a pet of the Divine Lord who had just matured, had no rank, and whose cultivation was unknown.

However, the Divine Lord had personally given the order. Divine Lord Xuanwu and Divine Lord Tianhua had also sent fairy children to ask about the situation. Of course, the Divine Lord and the gods didn't dare to be careless.

It was the first time the Nine Heavens held such a grand event. Even the demons of the Wilderness were alarmed.

After hearing the news from the Floating Butterfly, Tian Zhen was silent.

After a while, he squinted his eyes and said, "The Divine Lord really treats that dog the same."

Even his loyal grandfather and Divine Lord Xuanwu weren't as important as that stupid dog in the Divine Lord's heart.

That stupid dog, what did he do?

Yao Chi saw his displeasure and said softly, "Even if we fight with the gods, with the Divine Lord's personality, as long as the Nine Heavens isn't destroyed, he won't interfere. If you touch the people he cares about … Tian Zhen, even if you don't want to be enemies with Divine Lord Tianhua, don't seek your own death. "

She naturally saw that Tian Zhen wasn't determined to attack the Nine Heavens. However, compared to this, she was more unwilling to see Tian Zhen seek his own death.

Tian Zhen snorted, "It's not up to you to meddle in my affairs."

Ever since that unforeseen event ten thousand years ago, he and Yao Chi didn't have any feelings left. If not for the fact that she was still useful, Tian Zhen wouldn't have allowed her to live another moment.

Yao Chi naturally knew that she was nothing in Tian Zhen's heart. However, after so many years, seeing Tian Zhen in pain, she didn't feel any joy.

She had regretted what she had done.

However, Tian Zhen didn't need her apology.

Now that they had come this far, there was no turning back.

Yao Chi turned to look at the boundary of the Wilderness and thought, "Father, when we meet again, will you still recognize me?"

It would be best if they didn't recognize each other when they met …

Five days passed in the blink of an eye.

The ceremony was about to begin. Groups of immortals gathered in the Heavenly Court, waiting for the arrival of the Divine Lord.

Most of the immortals had only heard of Gou Liang's name but didn't know who he was. Now that they were gathered together, they naturally inquired about him.

They only heard one or two earth-shattering things that the Divine Lord had done, and they already felt that he was incredible. They repeatedly warned themselves not to offend him.

The immortals who were listening to the story shook their heads and sighed, "You're already scared. If you knew that he wore the Divine Lord's armor and walked around the Nine Heavens, wouldn't you be scared out of your wits?"

The immortals asked again and again.

After listening, they all exclaimed, "The Divine Lord's armor, what kind of divine item is it? It's just a toy of the Divine Lord!"

For a moment, they had a deep understanding of the Divine Lord's indulgence of his beloved pet. Gou Liang's image was almost demonized in their minds.

Gou Liang listened a few times when he was bored and couldn't help but raise his middle finger at these immortals' poor imagination.

"Those who know say that you are in awe of this Divine Lord. Those who don't know would think that Li Qing's taste is very strange."

Listen, even the green-faced and fanged guardian of the Southern Heavenly Gate, Shi Xian, was scared witless when he saw him. How ugly was he?

"Who made you unhappy? I heard you grinding your teeth as soon as I opened my eyes."

A laugh suddenly sounded behind him.

Gou Liang suddenly jumped up and pounced on him, "Li Qing, you're awake! How are you? Are you better? "

Gou Liang held his face and looked carefully, then touched his body. Although the Divine Lord's expression was normal and there was no sign of weakness at all, he didn't dare to rest assured.

The Divine Lord took his hand and said with a smile, "It's nothing serious. Xiao Kener, don't worry."

Gou Liang saw that he didn't want to talk more with him, and couldn't pry open his mouth for a while, so he could only remind him, "If you feel uncomfortable, you must tell me. I'll share the burden for you."

The Divine Lord touched his temples, feeling a little regretful but more gratified, "You've really grown up."

"Master, the ceremony is ready. Please give the order."

At this time, Black Tortoise and Tianhua appeared.

The Divine Lord glanced at them with his divine sense and nodded with satisfaction. He took Gou Liang's hand and walked out of the temple.

In the Ninth Heaven, the Divine Lord stood in the air while holding a person's hand. Feeling the Divine Lord's pressure, the immortals bowed and said in unison, "Greetings, Divine Lord."

"Rise."

The Divine Lord's voice was faint, but if one listened carefully, one could hear a trace of joy that was different from the usual coldness.

He said, "Thank you all for coming to attend the Divine Lord's coming of age ceremony and to witness the blessings of God's love for me."

After a pause, the Divine Lord looked at Gou Liang and said in a gentler voice, "When Black Tortoise and Tianhua became immortals, I gave them nine breaths of blessings. Xiao Kener, what about you? What do you want? "

Gou Liang did not want him to use up his divine power, but blessings from elders were part of the coming of age ceremony. He smiled and said, "Since they gave me nine breaths, I won't be greedy. Two breaths more than them will do."

"Eleven breaths, that's all?"

The Divine Lord felt that it was too simple. Looking at Gou Liang, he told him with his eyes that there was no need to worry. It would not harm his divine body.

Gou Liang still shook his head and smiled slyly. "Eleven, that's enough. I only want this life. I don't need anything more. "

The Divine Lord was stunned for a moment, then he chuckled.

"If that's the case, I'll do as you say."

As soon as he said that, eleven golden dragons formed from divine breath flew out from the golden light and flew towards Gou Liang. They lifted him up and brought him back into the golden light.

In a flash, a giant white wolf appeared in front of the immortals and howled.

"Awoo —"

Even if it was a happy cry, it still made the immortals' scalps tingle.

Gou Liang opened his blue eyes and looked at the Divine Lord.

The Divine Lord reached out to him.

His blue eyes were filled with surprise. Gou Liang transformed again.

His long silver hair fell down, and two golden dragons hovered above it, turning into a golden dragon crown that tied up his silver hair. The other nine dragons wrapped around Gou Liang's body and attached themselves to the white brocade clothes that his original body had transformed into. It was like a beautiful embroidery.

The supreme luxury set off Gou Liang's handsome face with an unattainable coldness that made people not dare to look directly at him.

But when he saw the Divine Lord, he smiled.

In a moment, it was as if the ice and snow had melted, and a spring breeze had brushed past his face.

Not to mention the Divine Lord, who had always looked at Gou Liang through a parent's filter and felt that he was the most perfect existence in the world, even the wary Black Tortoise and the narcissistic Tianhua were stunned.

He slowly walked out from the light. In the end, he could not hold back and rushed into the Divine Lord's embrace.

"Li Qing, I'm an adult!"

He could not hide the joy in his heart.

Now that he was an adult, he could finally truly have himself again.

The Divine Lord also patted his back gently. The disappointment in his heart gradually disappeared in his joy, and he smiled.

"Mm, congratulations, my … Xiao Kener."

The bell rang in the Nine Heavens, indicating that the coming-of-age ceremony was over, and the banquet had officially begun.