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QT:Discussing the correct posture to eat Dog Food

Synopsis: Gou Liang was originally a small office worker of the Space-Time Administration Bureau but because of a weird questionnaire, he was sent to multiple worlds in order to complete a mysterious and arduous mission — to use the correct posture to awaken lord god. Traveling through space and time, he experienced world after worlds of lives before realizing something. It turned out, the gentle and sentimental lord god had been alone by himself, guarding the long and endless period of time that he had forgotten… this book is a quick transmigration novel, this is the story of a foodie go-getter and a dimple-loving lord god. A strawberry flavored scholar youth, a lemon flavored cold and aloof film emperor, a snow pear flavored black belly… however, the edible target became the person whom he shared the rest of his life with. Gou Liang’s life underwent sky toppling and earth turning changes. The you in the next world as well, what flavor would you be? 16 worlds in total: School Campus: Strawberry Flavored Scholar Gong Entertainment circle: Lemon Flavored Film Emperor Gong Ancient Time: Honey Tangerine Flavored Shadow Guard Gong WuXia: Papaya Flavored Senior Brother Gong Beastmen: Pineapple flavored Beastmen Gong Ghost Spirits: Snow Pear Flavored Dead Gong Ancient Time: Grape Flavored Regent Gong Apocalypse: Banana Flavored Boss Gong Interstellar: Pomegranate Flavored Sentinel Gong Modern: Citrus Flavored Aristocrat Gong Mecha: Sweet Jujube flavored Lunar New Year Gong Ancient Time: Durian Flavored Battle God Gong Magic: Watermelon Flavored Blackened Gong Cultivation: Cherry Flavored Disciple Gong Fantasy: Blueberry Flavored Demon King Gong Celestial World: Bayberry flavored Senior Immortal Gong Not my novel ! Not my translation ! Translators: KunLin, TaoTao, SilverRain, Bluemoon. Editors: Amaris, Grump, Mimishijie, Rubhyl, Vez, Blarghette Release Schedule: Sporadic Source : Chrysanthemum garden It's not gonna be completed as the translator have stopped translating this !!

Tour_Freak · Fantasia
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Things started from when the fifth princess, Yao Chi, was exiled to the Wilderness.

The Wilderness was very large, and the place where the Fallen Immortals were exiled was separated by an insurmountable chasm. Only the Fallen Immortals who had not had their immortal bones taken out and still had magical power could cross it.

Yao Chi was such a Fallen Immortal.

Although she fell into the Devil's Path due to emotional trauma, she did not violate the rules of heaven, so her immortal bones were not taken out, and she was only punished with exile.

When she washed away the devil energy in her body, she could smoothly pass through the enchantment and return to the Heavenly Court.

The Lord of Heaven also told her this eagerly, hoping that she would reflect on herself and try to come back as soon as possible.

But everyone underestimated her obsession with Tian Zhen.

After being exiled to the Wilderness, she was very painful and depressed for a period of time. Her love and hatred for Tian Zhen were constantly magnified in her daily memories. Not only could she not calm down, but her inner demons became stronger and stronger.

But after a long time, the pride in her heart was worn away, and she began to regret it.

She thought that she shouldn't have rejected Tian Zhen at that time.

Even if he married her just to find someone to accompany him, so what? It was better to lock Tian Zhen by her side and torture each other than wasting time in this damned place and pushing him to other women.

With such an idea, she hoped to wash away the devil energy and rush back to the Heavenly Court as soon as possible. Otherwise, Tian Zhen might find someone else to accompany him, or even agree to someone else's proposal.

Thinking of this, Yao Chi wished to leave the Wilderness immediately.

But she couldn't do it. Her eyes were getting redder day by day, and it was impossible for her to pass through the enchantment that blocked the devil energy.

In her anxiety, she suddenly remembered that on the other side of the Wilderness, there was something that could help her cover up the devil energy in her body and help her return to the Heavenly Court.

That thing couldn't be used by others, but she could.

Because she was the fifth daughter of the Lord of Heaven and had inherited the golden dragon bloodline of the Lord of Heaven. As long as she drank the heart blood of the three-winged demonic dragon, she could hide the devil energy in her body.

She found the three-winged demonic dragon very smoothly.

The three-winged demonic dragon easily subdued the little Fallen Immortal who overestimated herself and wanted to take his heart blood. Looking at her red eyes, he snorted and said, "It's actually a golden dragon. You've really fallen thoroughly. In this case, why are you still going back? A demon is a demon. No matter how good you pretend to be a demon, you're not a companion of God.

Although he said so, his eyes were full of disapproval.

Who would have thought that the thing that could purify a dragon's demonic aura was hidden in the heart of the Demonic Dragon Clan?

Since he was so disdainful, why bother looking for him now?

Yao Chi, who had been beaten into her original form, weakly lay on the ground, looking at him coldly. "Since you won't kill me, then let me go."

The three-winged demonic dragon squatted in front of her and grabbed her horn. "Tell me first, why did you come to take the demonic dragon's blood? Don't the Dragon race look down on us Devil Dragons the most? Especially you, the noble descendant of the Golden Dragon. "

Yao Chi cried out in pain. She could only tell him, "I want to go back and look for someone."

"Looking for someone? Why are you looking for him? Revenge? "

The three-winged demonic dragon asked with great interest.

Yao Chi remained silent and turned her head away.

The Three-winged Demonic Dragon tossed her aside and let her fall to the ground on her last breath. It said uninterestedly, "I know even if you don't say it. A naive and stupid little girl like you, after being hurt by a man, still wants to throw yourself at him. You're really cheap. "

Roar!

Yao Chi huffed angrily, but other than that, she couldn't do anything else.

The three-winged demonic dragon clicked his tongue, then suddenly said, "I can help you."

"What do you want to do?"

Yao Chi looked at him warily.

Although she was exiled, she still had the pride of a fairy in her bones. She would never associate herself with a demonic creature.

The three-winged demonic dragon sneered, "I can give you my heart's blood and let you return to the Heavenly Court. But the demonic dragon's blood isn't omnipotent. If you fall to the dark side again, even your father won't be able to save you. I'll wait and see when you'll be thrown back here. At that time, you won't even be able to keep your immortal bones. Heh, have you thought it through? Do you really want to do this? "

Yao Chi nodded without hesitation.

Sure enough, the three-winged demonic dragon gave her his heart's blood and kindly treated her injuries. He even personally sent her to the boundary of the Wild Wasteland.

He pointed at the boundary and said to Yao Chi, "Look carefully. That's the boundary that imprisons the ten thousand demons. As long as you're infected with demonic energy, you won't be able to leave here. "

"Even those Fallen Immortals who have been cleansed of their demonic energy and accepted by the Nine Heavens will return here one day. Because there's a demon in their heart, they won't be able to be clean for the rest of their lives. "

"Have you said enough? I'm leaving. "

Yao Chi looked very impatient and didn't listen to him seriously.

The three-winged demonic dragon didn't mind, but finally told her, "I'm just reminding you out of kindness. If one day, you fall to the dark side again, bring the person you hate here. As long as he comes here, he won't be able to leave the Wild Wasteland and leave your side for the rest of his life. "

Yao Chi's footsteps paused, and then she left without looking back.

The three-winged demonic dragon stretched and then revealed a malicious smile.

He was looking forward to the day when she returned here with another Fallen Immortal.

Yao Chi, who was completely ignored by the three-winged demonic dragon, happily passed through the boundary of the Wild Wasteland. But just as she was about to return to the Heavenly Court, she discovered her mistake.

Only then did the Divine Lord set up another boundary outside the Nine Heavens!

This boundary was not like the one in the Wild Wasteland, which was used to suppress thousands of demons. It was more overbearing and directly prohibited the entry and exit of gods and demons.

Therefore, unless she waited until every five hundred years, when the Nine Heavens Gods came to the Wild Wasteland to inspect the Fallen Immortals, she couldn't go back at all.

But she couldn't wait that long!

Yao Chi was angry and anxious, but how could she be willing to return to the Wild Wasteland?

Fortunately, after wandering around the border area for three years, she met Tian Zhen.

She was pleasantly surprised and went forward while hiding her figure.

She listened to Tian Zhen talking to himself for a while, and then she realized that he came to see the floating butterfly.

Yao Chi had been paying attention to Tian Zhen for more than a thousand years, so she naturally knew about the floating butterfly around Tian Zhen. She also knew that the demonic creature always transformed into various enchanting women to confuse Tian Zhen.

She was jealous of the floating butterfly and was happy for a while when she knew that its soul was destroyed.

Later, when she saw Tian Zhen lost his soul, Yao Chi waited for an opportunity to find Tian Zhen and wanted to reconcile with him. She proposed marriage just to test him, but she didn't expect Tian Zhen to agree.

Now Yao Chi knew the reason why he agreed. Although she hated it, she couldn't help but feel distressed when she saw his disappointed look.

After a while, she saw that Tian Zhen was about to leave. In a hurry, she immediately transformed into the floating butterfly and appeared in front of him.

Tian Zhen was pleasantly surprised. "Floating Butterfly, I haven't seen you for many years."

Yao Chi saw that he could smile so tenderly and sweetly to a floating butterfly, and her heart ached, but there was also a trace of joy.

She thought that if this appearance could make Tian Zhen stay, she would accept it.

Sure enough, Tian Zhen came to find the floating butterfly every day and told it about his depression. The floating butterfly listened quietly, but it could no longer transform into the appearance he wanted like before.

He thought that it was because of the boundary's restriction that made the floating butterfly unable to communicate with him.

After ten years, Yao Chi, who had fulfilled her wish to stay with Tian Zhen, no longer insisted on returning to the Heavenly Court. On the contrary, Tian Zhen became more and more dissatisfied.

Finally, one day, he secretly took his grandfather's "Nine Breaths of Divine Dragon" and smuggled the floating butterfly into the Nine Heavens.

He directly put the "Nine Breaths of Divine Dragon" on the floating butterfly!

He was used to seeing good things since he was young, so he didn't feel anything. He only thought that this time, he would use the "Nine Breaths of Divine Dragon" to cover up the floating butterfly's devil aura. He didn't believe that damn dog could smell it.

The root of the disaster was buried. He was complacent and brought the floating butterfly back to the Divine Dragon Island. He swore that he would never step out of the Divine Dragon Island before his grandfather's confinement was lifted, so as not to be unlucky enough to encounter that evil dog.

Yao Chi was brought back by Tian Zhen.

She was willing to transform into the appearance of many people and accompany him to play in the human world. She spent more than eighty years in peace, until …

"Xuan Xuan, I regret it. I was wrong. Xuan Xuan, don't ignore me. Forgive me this time, okay? I swear I won't do it again … "

Tian Zhen drank until he was dead drunk.

Today, he met Xuan Xuan outside the Divine Dragon Island. His grandfather, Lord Tian Hua, sent him to take something for Lord Xuan Wu.

"This is saliva dragon? Xuan Xuan, did you take the wrong one? "

Xuan Xuan ignored him, so he didn't say anything and followed him all the way. When he saw what he took, Tian Zhen called out to him in surprise.

Saliva dragon was a top level aphrodisiac. One of Lord Tian Hua's admirers tried her best to make it and successfully tricked him into bed.

Even Lord Tian Hua, who had been in love for a long time and had a high cultivation, couldn't resist its power.

Although Lord Tian Hua didn't get together with her, he kept the saliva dragon as a souvenir. He didn't collect women, but he liked to collect things that women threw at him after they broke up to show that they had broken up.

Well, only the Water God left him with scars. When he looked at himself in the mirror, he felt that he was quite beautiful.

Lord Tian Hua kept these things well. He didn't let anyone touch them except for occasionally taking a look at them.

Why did he give it to Lord Xuan Wu today, and it was saliva dragon?

Even Tian Zhen, who worshipped and respected his grandfather, knew that Lord Tian Hua wouldn't do anything good with it.

He thought that Xuan Xuan liked his grandfather the most. If he could avoid Lord Xuan Wu's trouble, maybe Xuan Xuan would remember him.

If he tried harder, they might be able to reconcile.

So, Tian Zhen hurried to remind him. Unexpectedly, Xuan Xuan didn't want to stay with him for a moment longer. He took the things and walked away, leaving him alone in the room.

Tian Zhen stared blankly at the place where Xuan Xuan disappeared for a long time. Then he went to find the floating butterfly for comfort.

Yao Chi was used to this way of getting along with Tian Zhen.

Over the years, she had changed into Xuan Xuan's appearance the most. Tian Zhen always talked about how he and Xuan Xuan grew up together.

He said that when they were still eggs, they could sense each other in the eggshell.

In those thousand years, only they could sense each other's consciousness. They talked about everything, encouraging each other to be born soon, accompanying each other. They didn't need their parents to incubate and protect them. They lived happily every day.

He said that when they were about to be born, they promised to be together for the rest of their lives. They would be the most important people to each other.

Yao Chi also liked to listen to him talk about the trouble he got into and asked Xuan Xuan to take the blame. He talked about how Xuan Xuan cleaned up his mess and how Xuan Xuan accompanied him.

In those stories, Tian Zhen was very pure. Whether he was happy or not, it was true. But when he was with women, he only had the desire to conquer and the novelty of killing time. He didn't have the slightest sincerity.

This time, Tian Zhen was especially drunk. He half pulled and half hugged the floating butterfly that had turned into Xuan Xuan, repenting.

"Xuan Xuan, you clearly said that no matter where I was, no matter what I did, you would accompany me. You also said that you would always wait for me and wouldn't go anywhere. Have you forgotten? "

"At that time, you were born first. I was so afraid that you would leave me and go find your grandfather or your parents. But you didn't! "

"You stayed by my side for three whole days. You told me not to worry. No matter how long it took, you would wait for me. No matter how long it took, no matter where I went, as long as I wanted to, I could find you. Because you would stay in the same place, waiting for me to come and find you … "

"Xuan Xuan, have you forgotten all these?"

Tian Zhen said and let go of the floating butterfly. He leaned on the table and choked with sobs.

"Xuan Xuan, I really know that I was wrong. If I knew that I would lose you, I wouldn't be playful anymore. I wouldn't … "

He cried for a long time. Suddenly, he hugged "Xuan Xuan" in his arms and bit his neck. "Xuan Xuan, why?"

"In my opinion, they can't even compare to one of your fingers. What is that Yao Chi? Why do you put her more important than me? "

"Don't tell me that when you get married in the future, I won't be the most important person to you? If that's the case, it's better to let me sleep with every woman you like so that you will never get married! Xuan Xuan, Xuan Xuan! We said that when we were born, we would be together. When we die, we will be buried together. No one will leave each other and we will never let each other be lonely. "

"Have you forgotten all these words?"

"But I haven't forgotten. I have never forgotten for a moment, Xuan Xuan!"

"Xuan Xuan …"

Yao Chi was completely stunned.

After a long while, she lowered her head in disbelief to look at Tian Zhen, who was buried in her chest and crying uncontrollably.

She never thought that Tian Zhen would have such feelings for Xuan Xuan …

Perhaps, even Tian Zhen himself didn't know.

No, no! She must be wrong. They had been together since they were young. It was normal for them to have a good relationship.

Yao Chi tried to comfort herself in her panic, but looking at Tian Zhen who was sobbing so sorrowfully, she couldn't deceive herself any longer.

She had also loved before. She knew how ecstasy it was.

Tian Zhen was so emotional. How could it be just an ordinary friendship?

Her eyes were full of tears, covering the red veins that flickered in and out.

Yao Chi held Tian Zhen's face and asked him with a forced smile, "Tian Zhen, look at me. Who am I?"

"Xuan Xuan, you are Xuan Xuan."

Tian Zhen who was drunk looked at "Xuan Xuan's" face. He quickly stopped crying and a smile appeared on his face.

It was a smile that Yao Chi had never seen from him.

Although it was faint, it was very warm and full of dependence and joy.

Yao Chi felt like her heart was being cut by a knife. She gritted her teeth and said, "Since you slept with my fiancée, why don't you let me sleep with you once? I will forgive you. Do you agree? "

She knew how domineering Tian Zhen was in bed. He didn't allow anyone to resist. They had to be controlled by him.

He wouldn't do this for Xuan Xuan. He definitely wouldn't!

He definitely wouldn't have that kind of feelings for Xuan Xuan.

A kiss fell on her lips, interrupting her turbulent thoughts.

Tian Zhen hugged her tightly. After the kiss, there was a bit of embarrassment on his drunk face. But his eyes were shining like never before.

"Really?"

Tian Zhen had completely forgotten that it was the floating butterfly in front of him. Or maybe, if the floating butterfly could forgive him, it would give him some comfort.

That was enough.

Tian Zhen led this love affair. He knew that Xuan Xuan didn't have any experience in this area.

He didn't know if it was the dream of Xuan Xuan wanting to forgive him or the face under him that stimulated him. In his excitement, Tian Zhen even found that his thing that had been dormant for two thousand years had a reaction.

However, he firmly remembered "Xuan Xuan's" request.

Even if he could regain his masculinity, he didn't want to be the one who took the initiative and make Xuan Xuan angry.

He sat on Xuan Xuan's body and only wanted to make him happy.

Yao Chi numbly watched his eyes gradually change from pure joy to burning lust. She heard his breathing slowly become rough. She watched him take off his clothes and spread his legs in front of "Xuan Xuan".

She finally went crazy.

The blood red devil energy soaked her eyes. She suddenly pushed Tian Zhen away and couldn't help but change back to her original appearance.

"Haha, hahahaha!"

Her laughter was heart-wrenching, as if she was a mad demon.

Seeing Yao Chi's appearance, Tian Zhen immediately sobered up. His lower body also became dispirited.

He was scared and it was a conditioned reflex.

After coming back from the tribulation, he had a psychological shadow. As soon as he saw a woman, his mind would start to clear his mind and he couldn't stop.

But Yao Chi didn't know that. She only thought that Tian Zhen hated her. This made Tian Zhen, who played with her, even more guilty.

"Tian Zhen, Tian Zhen, I thought I was the only pitiful person. I didn't expect you to be more pitiful than me, hahaha!"

Yao Chi's blood red eyes that almost couldn't be seen coldly stared at Tian Zhen. That bone-piercing hatred made Tian Zhen not think that she was a Floating Butterfly.

He looked left and right. Xuan Xuan's shadow was nowhere to be seen.

Floating Butterfly …

Sure enough, it was a fleeting dream.

He stood up and his face became cold again. He didn't care about Yao Chi's craziness. He methodically put on his clothes and looked at her.

"Why are you here?"

Yao Chi hated his indifference.

These decades were enough for her to know Tian Zhen's true appearance. He was really heartless, but also really loyal.

Unfortunately, he only left his true feelings for one person. She was destined to get nothing.

Yao Chi wiped her tears and sneered, "You brought me in yourself. Don't you remember?"

Tian Zhen stopped putting on his clothes and said, "So it's you."

He immediately remembered the "Nine Breaths of the Divine Dragon" on her body. He immediately wanted to take it back from Yao Chi.

But how could Yao Chi let him succeed?

She remembered the Three-winged Demonic Dragon's words. She hated him, but she loved him. Only by dragging him to hell with her, her heart wouldn't be so tormented. He would also be by her side forever.

"Tian Zhen, you will regret treating me like this. I will make you pay the price, Tian Zhen. "

She said softly.

Tian Zhen grabbed at her, but only a shadow was left on the spot.

Yao Chi laughed, "The Nine Breaths of the Divine Dragon is really worthy of its reputation. Tian Zhen, guess where I will go next? "

After saying that, she completely disappeared.

Tian Zhen chased after her. Thinking of something, his face changed greatly.

But he was still one step too late.

When he rushed out of the boundary, Yao Chi had already jumped back to the border of the Wild Land. She also threw the "Nine Breaths of the Divine Dragon" into the boundary to help the demons break the boundary!

Lord Tian Hua arrived in time and saved the demons from the turmoil.

But looking at his resolute back, Tian Zhen had a terrible premonition in his heart. His grandfather, no matter what, would not protect him this time.

*

"Damn, you didn't ask me to watch such a good show?!"

After watching the System's replay of the truth of Tian Zhen's history of the Fallen Immortals, Gou Liang almost fell from the Lord's arms.

He didn't know why Tian Zhen colluded with the demons and gave them the "Nine Breaths of the Divine Dragon", which almost caused the boundary to collapse. But it was because of such a big crime that he was sent to the Immortal-slaying Platform, had his God's Bone removed, and was imprisoned in the Wild Land. It was also why he later became a villain.

He didn't expect that things would actually happen like this.

"Didn't you say that everything would be fine if you hugged the young Lord and rolled around?"

The System couldn't help but say something. Gou Liang glanced at it and hurriedly said with a smile, "Master, what I mean is, weren't you not interested in other people's gossip before?"

"I was just surprised that he was actually a bottom! Wait, no wonder after I was kicked out of the Nine Heavens, he kept saying that he wanted me to destroy the gods and then keep Li Qing by his side. It turns out that he wanted to do the same thing to Xuan Xuan. It's all based on experience! "

The System accidentally revealed its true feelings and said emotionally, "Yeah, we're both little bottoms who can't get what they love. Of course, I know what you're thinking. You were fooled at once — Hehe, hehe, Master, I didn't say anything, really — "

Sob sob sob sob sob!

The above came from a System that had been rubbed to pieces but never learned its lesson.

The Lord keenly felt the little boy's irritation and looked down at him. He was about to ask him what was wrong when he was interrupted.

It was Tian Hua who knelt in front of him and said with regret, "Tian Hua did not protect the treasure well, please punish me!"

The Lord looked at Tian Zhen who had fallen to the ground with a look of despair and touched the little boy who was buried in his chest for some reason. He waved his hand and said, "Just punish according to the heavenly rules. As for Tian Hua, you will be punished to reflect on yourself in the temple for a thousand years. During this time, you will listen to Xiao Kener's instructions. "

The Lord thought that the little boy's mood had been fluctuating recently and that he must be bored in the temple. It was better to find him a "playmate".

When Tian Hua was serious, he shouldn't let the little boy get bored too quickly … He hoped so.

"Thank you, Master, for your mercy!"

Tian Hua, who didn't know that misfortune had befallen him, was grateful. As long as the Lord allowed him to enter the temple and didn't take away his status as a Divine Servant, he was willing to do anything.

The Black Tortoise silently gave him a sympathetic look and then looked at Tian Zhen who was being taken away by the Heavenly Soldiers.

Something rolled to his feet. He looked down and saw that it was his grandson who had completely shrunk back into his turtle shell.

He sighed softly and carried Xuan Xuan.

Touching the patterns on Xuan Xuan's turtle shell, the Black Tortoise God whispered, "Xuan 'er, don't be sad anymore. You must know that destiny is hard to go against. You should have been prepared for this day."

— The Black Tortoise, the divine turtle, saw through the mysteries of heaven.

It was because they were once very close that he couldn't ignore Tian Zhen's fate.

The moment Xuan Xuan became an adult, he already had a premonition about today's separation.

But even after preparing for ten thousand years, he still … couldn't face it.