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QT:Discussing the correct posture to eat Dog Food

Synopsis: Gou Liang was originally a small office worker of the Space-Time Administration Bureau but because of a weird questionnaire, he was sent to multiple worlds in order to complete a mysterious and arduous mission — to use the correct posture to awaken lord god. Traveling through space and time, he experienced world after worlds of lives before realizing something. It turned out, the gentle and sentimental lord god had been alone by himself, guarding the long and endless period of time that he had forgotten… this book is a quick transmigration novel, this is the story of a foodie go-getter and a dimple-loving lord god. A strawberry flavored scholar youth, a lemon flavored cold and aloof film emperor, a snow pear flavored black belly… however, the edible target became the person whom he shared the rest of his life with. Gou Liang’s life underwent sky toppling and earth turning changes. The you in the next world as well, what flavor would you be? 16 worlds in total: School Campus: Strawberry Flavored Scholar Gong Entertainment circle: Lemon Flavored Film Emperor Gong Ancient Time: Honey Tangerine Flavored Shadow Guard Gong WuXia: Papaya Flavored Senior Brother Gong Beastmen: Pineapple flavored Beastmen Gong Ghost Spirits: Snow Pear Flavored Dead Gong Ancient Time: Grape Flavored Regent Gong Apocalypse: Banana Flavored Boss Gong Interstellar: Pomegranate Flavored Sentinel Gong Modern: Citrus Flavored Aristocrat Gong Mecha: Sweet Jujube flavored Lunar New Year Gong Ancient Time: Durian Flavored Battle God Gong Magic: Watermelon Flavored Blackened Gong Cultivation: Cherry Flavored Disciple Gong Fantasy: Blueberry Flavored Demon King Gong Celestial World: Bayberry flavored Senior Immortal Gong Not my novel ! Not my translation ! Translators: KunLin, TaoTao, SilverRain, Bluemoon. Editors: Amaris, Grump, Mimishijie, Rubhyl, Vez, Blarghette Release Schedule: Sporadic Source : Chrysanthemum garden It's not gonna be completed as the translator have stopped translating this !!

Tour_Freak · Fantasia
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318 Chs

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"Ah … How dare you!"

Gou Liang was in so much pain that tears fell from his eyes. He accidentally bit his tongue and spoke vaguely.

Alex smelled the scent of blood for a moment. Even though light magic quickly healed Gou Liang's wounds, he still frowned and secretly regretted his recklessness.

However, he did not reveal anything from his mouth.

"Is it that painful? You're crying."

As if taking pleasure in Gou Liang's misfortune, Alex licked the corner of Gou Liang's eyes, but his actions did not allow him to refuse. He used more force to break open Gou Liang's legs that were imprisoned on the dark chains, and sank himself in.

Gou Liang was stimulated by the unfamiliar pain and cried out again. Then, the hurried footsteps of the knights and attendants came from outside the hall. Someone asked loudly, "Your Excellency, what happened?"

"…"

"Your Excellency?"

Not getting a response, the person who came became even more anxious.

Gou Liang opened his eyes in astonishment. The light magic had failed again and again. Seeing that those people were about to break in, Gou Liang bit his lips and held back his voice. He frowned and scolded, "Let go of me!"

"Well … Don't bite so hard."

Alex's forehead was suddenly covered in sweat, and he looked a little fragile.

Gou Liang's eyes were full of bewilderment. As the Light God, he only knew half of what they were doing, and only after going through the memories of reincarnation did he understand what they were saying.

His face suddenly turned red, and he struggled fiercely. He scolded in exasperation, "Night God, how dare you! I'm going to kill you!"

Hearing him call out the name of the God of Darkness that even he was unfamiliar with, Alex was stunned for a moment, and then he smiled maliciously.

"Don't waste your energy."

Alex kissed him heavily on the lips, and said forcefully, "Your cultivation is not yet complete, and you can't even use half of your divine power in the human world. Last time, you escaped because my divinity was damaged. Now … Tell me, who's not a match for whom, hmm? "

He pressed Gou Liang under his body and did not care about anything else.

"Night Goblin, I'm warning you …"

"Call me Alex." Alex kissed him on the cheek, his eyes revealing an obsession and fanaticism that he didn't even notice.

Gou Liang glanced at him and looked away in a panic. He even coldly asked him to let him go and kill him, but his body's reaction could not be hidden from Alex.

He was so nervous that he shrank back. Alex felt his scalp go numb, and his voice became hoarse and gentle. "Or, do you prefer to call me daddy? Xiao Kener … you're so beautiful. I admit that you're the most beautiful god I've ever seen. I'm not as good as you. I … submit to you. "

He knew the God of Light's weakness the best and was willing to say anything to appease him.

As expected, Gou Liang's resistance stopped for a moment. The coldness in his expression was also softened by the corners of his mouth.

Alex was pleasantly surprised. He hugged him and did not hide his infatuation. "Xiao Kener, my dear God of Light, I'm going to create a cage for you. No one is allowed to look at you. Only I can see your beauty. No one is allowed to see it. You belong to me … "

Gou Liang's eyes gradually blurred, but soon the sound of approaching footsteps made him regain his clarity.

"What are you doing? Someone's coming!"

He struggled again. Alex thought that he wanted them to see what their holy and noble God of Light was like under him. But as soon as this thought appeared in his mind, he couldn't control his killing intent. Who dared to look at him? Not to mention his current appearance, even if it was his usual hypocritical and elegant appearance, he would dig out his opponent's eyes and crush his soul.

Gou Liang was shocked by his killing intent. As the God of Light who came to the Central Church to receive faith and restore his cultivation, he had to stop him.

"Stop, they're my believers."

He said righteously. Alex retracted the dark magic he released and snorted. "Do you lack these idiots?"

Gou Liang didn't refute him. He didn't want to kill anyone and he was helpless in the situation. The God of Light, who had no experience in dealing with this, heard the approaching footsteps and didn't know how to stop them.

His panicked appearance made Alex love him and have the urge to bully him until he cried. He locked Gou Liang's mouth and wanted to stop the knight and the attendant. His movements became more and more violent, and he deliberately made violent sounds of flesh colliding.

Gou Liang's face was red and he used his tongue to push him, but this resistance only added fuel to the fire.

Until the knight rushed through the crystal magic stone curtain in a panic, making the messy sound of magic stones colliding, and was about to face the situation on the bed, Gou Liang, who was overwhelmed with shame, reflexively closed his eyes, tears pouring out from the corners of his eyes —

"Xiao Kener, do you want to kill your husband?"

Alex snorted. Gou Liang opened his eyes and saw that the palace had become completely unfamiliar. He was slightly relieved. "This is the Dark Church … Why did you bite me?"

Gou Liang didn't know that he had deliberately tightened his arms. Alex resisted the stimulation, otherwise …

He would have lost his dignity as a man!

Alex bit him twice as a punishment and continued to twist his waist. He said with a smirk, "Yes, this is Hecate. You can scream as much as you want. No one can hear you. Of course, if you like that kind of stimulation, I'll take you back. Anyway, it's just on the back. "

Gou Liang gracefully rolled his eyes, scratched his back, and drifted along with the waves of stimulation that continued to stack on top of each other. Listening to Alex's increasingly rapid breathing, Gou Liang turned his head and couldn't help but ask the doubts in his heart.

"… We Protoss don't need to reproduce. Why do you do this to me?"

His face was upright, his face was pure, and he was puzzled to the point of being serious.

Alex: "… Fuck."

Gou Liang wanted to finish the work first and then discuss this problem with him. He was going crazy.

[Ding! Mission progress bar is advancing. Current mission progress: 50%!]

When they finally finished their work, Gou Liang had no energy to talk to him, but Alex was still pestering him and asking, "Are you comfortable? Little Keng 'er, you also like to do this kind of thing with me, right? "

Gou Liang closed his eyes and ignored him.

Alex didn't care at all. He left kisses on the places that were healed by the light elements. It seemed that he was competing with the light elements to see who was faster.

"Xiao Kener, you are so charming. I also want …"

What answered him was Gou Liang's magic blade slashing towards the organ that was trying to drill into his body again.

"Hiss, you are so cruel."

Alex immediately became obedient. He hugged Gou Liang and said with some emotion, "Xiao Kener, do you know, using my dark essence to dye your body black and seeing you covered with my breath is really addictive. I want to dye every inch of your body black and make you cry and beg me like you did just now … "

"Crazy."

Gou Liang angrily scolded. Alex laughed, and his chest trembled along with it.

"You don't know how beautiful you are like that." As soon as his voice fell, Gou Liang, who didn't even look at him, turned his head and threw him a glare. Alex turned him over, kissed his lips, and said, "I was wrong. You're always beautiful, and I never get tired of looking at you."

Gou Liang was satisfied.

Alex looked at the corner of Gou Liang's mouth and couldn't help but want to go further. He touched his nose and said, "Forget it, there will be plenty of time."

He touched Gou Liang's body and wanted to pull him up, "I will take you to Hecate. Maybe you will like it."

Who would have thought that Hecate, which was known as hell, actually overlapped with the continent of Helios? Where there was light, there was shadow. They had always been inseparable. However, there were even fewer people in the world who knew about the existence of the Dark Church. Even the dark magicians, after thousands of years of the Codex of Light, no longer regarded the curse in their eyes as a religion.

However, as long as the human race was still conscious, as long as the world was malicious, the source of his divine power would not be cut off. He didn't need to gather the power of faith to return to the temple like the God of Light.

Therefore, Alex didn't care about the life or death of the Dark Church. If there were no believers, there would be no more.

Gou Liang looked at him silently and said, "Tired."

Alex remembered that his cultivation was not yet full. Although this reincarnated body had a divine personality, it could not withstand so much torture.

He held Gou Liang in frustration and said unwillingly, "When we go back, I will fuck you in your temple for decades, centuries, and I will not let you go."

"Go away."

Gou Liang's ears suddenly turned red. He licked his teeth and said, "Oh, oh, oh, oh! I am going to get pregnant just thinking about it! "

"Xiao Kener, did you take down the mirror in your temple?"

Thinking of this, Alex was even more excited. He couldn't wait to catch Gou Liang and bring him back.

Gou Liang gnashed his teeth fiercely and said, "I will take it down when we go back!"

Alex didn't appreciate his declaration at all. It wouldn't take much effort to take it down and reinstall it. Well, he should also consider the renovation of his temple.

Thinking of the last time he held him in front of the mirror, he couldn't control himself lying on top of him. His heart was itching. Now he also put the matter of letting him gather the power of faith and return to the temple as soon as possible. He was thinking about how to bring it forward.

[Ding, master, the main system has sent me a top-secret information, saying that it is a copy of the image of the Light God's soul. Do you want to see it now?]

[I will see it when I wake up.]

He was not in a hurry now. There was nothing in this world that could be called a secret to him.

After sleeping enough, Gou Liang looked at the mirror image of the Light God's soul. He found that this guy was as boring as Alex said.

The only fun in his life was to look at himself in the mirror. Oh, he also liked to talk to himself. He was a bit of a natural airhead. He was extremely lazy and had a very low EQ.

This God of Otaku who liked to look in the mirror never liked to deal with people other than himself. He didn't have any intersection with the Dark God. Gou Liang was sure that in addition to knowing that he was extremely narcissistic and occasionally going out to make jokes, Alex didn't know the real Light God.

With this, Gou Liang felt relieved.

He got up in a good mood, pushed Alex away, and slowly cleaned his body with light magic. Gou Liang put on a clean robe and combed his long golden hair behind his back. He got out of bed barefoot and was about to open the barrier between the Holy Church and the Dark Church.

Alex, who had a secretive look on his face, saw this in silence and couldn't help but stop him.

Gou Liang looked at him with some surprise. It seemed that while he was sleeping, this guy had been thinking about life and found some irrelevant misunderstandings.

"Is there anything else?"

Gou Liang asked him.

Alex's face became more ugly. He looked at Gou Liang's face and found that he really didn't have any thoughts about sleeping with him twice. He didn't know whether he should be angry or angry.

He gritted his teeth and said, "Don't you have anything else to say to me?"

"Say what?" Gou Liang was puzzled.

"I slept with you and stained your godhood with my dark power. Aren't you angry?"

This time, it was Alex's turn to be puzzled.

In his guess, even if the Light God didn't hit him, he wouldn't give him a good face. Why was he so calm? It was as if … he had slept with him for free. He was the only one who felt uncomfortable.

Gou Liang looked at him in surprise and said, "Why should I be angry? You didn't hurt my face. Oh, you also told me about my reincarnation. It was Salman and his group of bastards who hurt me. Damn it!"

He looked as if he wanted to whip the corpse. Alex was strangely silent for a moment and said, "You never looked at me in the eye before."

That lofty and indifferent appearance couldn't be an illusion, could it?

The grievance in his tone was definitely not an illusion. Gou Liang's mouth twitched, and he looked at him again and said, "Do you think that you are better looking than me?"

His eyes widened and his face was serious.

Alex said, "… No, you are better looking than me."

His voice was almost squeezed out from between his teeth. Gou Liang didn't seem to hear what he was secretly hating. He raised his eyebrows and said, "Then why should I look at you in the eye?"

Alex: … That makes sense. I actually have nothing to say.

Gou Liang held back his laughter and was about to leave when Alex hugged him and kissed his ear. He whispered, "Then, can we continue to do it tonight?"

"Do what."

Gou Liang's face was wooden, and he looked as if he didn't understand what he was talking about.

Alex shook his waist and bumped him. His eyes were full of hints that all men understood.

Gou Liang was silent for a moment. He looked at him and picked up the question from last night again. "Why do you want to do this to me … Oh, although it is quite comfortable."

"Isn't it enough to be comfortable?"

Alex's face lit up with joy. He once again invited him to nightlife.

Gou Liang thought for a moment and said seriously, "Then let's talk about it when I feel comfortable."

Alex: "…"

Looking at his depressed look, Gou Liang's mouth suddenly curled up. He quickly straightened his pure and noble face and said, "Let go, I should go back."

Alex and he had the same goal. No, he was more anxious than Gou Liang to let him return to the temple as soon as possible. Naturally, he didn't stop him. But seeing Gou Liang step into the boundary, Alex couldn't help but grab his hand.

Gou Liang looked back at him and didn't speak.

Alex looked down at him for a moment and said in a low voice, "Xiao Kener, tell me again."

There was a faint uneasiness in his expression, but even he himself did not understand the reason for this uneasiness. Perhaps it was because Gou Liang's calm and indifferent appearance was beyond his expectations, or perhaps it was because he had anticipated a lot of things, but they were all in vain due to Gou Liang's ignorant and indifferent reaction.

But in the end, he also understood that the God of Light, who had reshaped his Godhood, would no longer rely on him and worship him like the child he raised.

Thinking like this, he felt even more regretful. He looked at Gou Liang with a more solemn look. He was determined to get his answer.

"… Say what."

Gou Liang looked away uncomfortably. The tips of his ears were red. Apparently, he also remembered some scenes.

Alex saw this and his mood suddenly soared. He raised his eyebrows and leaned over to Gou Liang oppressively, "What do you think?"

Gou Liang opened his mouth. He didn't know why, but his calm appearance disappeared. His face pretended to be indifferent, but he couldn't say anything.

Alex grabbed him and didn't let go. His eyes urged him.

"I … I'm leaving."

Gou Liang turned around and rushed into the Boundary Gate. Alex followed behind him. In the blink of an eye, they returned to the Holy Son's Palace from last night.

There were knights guarding the door outside. Even from so far away, Gou Liang could feel the tension in the atmosphere.

It was obvious that the people of the Central Church were worried about losing the Holy Son.

Gou Liang was about to let them know that he had returned safely, but Alex covered his mouth and pressed his back against his chest. He said with bad intentions, "If you don't say it, I'll press you against the door … until you cry."

"… You dare."

Gou Liang reprimanded majestically.

Alex directly lifted Gou Liang off the ground and walked towards the door without saying anything. He used his actions to tell him whether he dared or not.

"Night, enough is enough!"

Seeing that he was pressed against the door, the guards outside also heard the movement. Gou Liang lowered his voice to stop him.

"I want to hear it."

Alex pressed his forehead against Gou Liang's. His soft posture made him look like a spoiled child.

Gou Liang liked him. He almost blurted out a pledge of eternal love with him. In the end, he held back and coughed uncomfortably. After a while, he closed his eyes and turned his head away, saying, "I, I belong to you, Night … No, Alex."

Alex smiled and lowered his head to kiss Gou Liang's golden hair. At this second, he suddenly understood the behavior of the God of Light.

If it were the current him, why wouldn't he be able to stare at his face for hundreds of years without making any mistakes?